But of course Muggle mail is totally inferior and lame by comparison! Because we wish we were cool enough to have owls that will take DAYS to get to their destination- and that's only local mail (I have no idea how international owl mail works, how the poor things don't faint into the sea and drown)- and then expect to be fed and leave droppings behind. O.o
(Plus, the Snidget was near extinction, and the species was narrowly saved when they substituted the Golden Snitch for it in Quidditch games. LOVELY record of animal abuse there)
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Date: 2011-03-14 12:36 pm (UTC)But of course Muggle mail is totally inferior and lame by comparison! Because we wish we were cool enough to have owls that will take DAYS to get to their destination- and that's only local mail (I have no idea how international owl mail works, how the poor things don't faint into the sea and drown)- and then expect to be fed and leave droppings behind. O.o
(Plus, the Snidget was near extinction, and the species was narrowly saved when they substituted the Golden Snitch for it in Quidditch games. LOVELY record of animal abuse there)