Oh joy, you've transformed the single most irrelevant chapter in the whole of OotP into quite something else! *hugs*
Umbridge: Rubeus Hagrid, you’re lying to me. You’re hiding something, and when I find out what it is you will be very, very, very sorry!
Reminds me of a Batman comic, where someone changed the Russian missile codes to match the DNA series of a baby, and so Batman was forced to take the baby out on the streets with him (the Batcave isn't really safe because the arch-terrorist Ra's al Gul knows the location) for three days until the codes change again. So we get those hilarious scenes where he catches muggers, puts out a fire, drives a bus (whose driver had a heart attack) to safety...all with one arm holding the baby. And near the end he threatened a gang who had surrounded a woman, "You know who I am, and what I'm capable of. But if you force me to do anything that might hurt this baby, you will all be very, very, sorry. [beat] Forever." And the gang members dropped their knives immediately. xD
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Date: 2014-11-17 06:30 am (UTC)Umbridge: Rubeus Hagrid, you’re lying to me. You’re hiding something, and when I find out what it is you will be very, very, very sorry!
Reminds me of a Batman comic, where someone changed the Russian missile codes to match the DNA series of a baby, and so Batman was forced to take the baby out on the streets with him (the Batcave isn't really safe because the arch-terrorist Ra's al Gul knows the location) for three days until the codes change again. So we get those hilarious scenes where he catches muggers, puts out a fire, drives a bus (whose driver had a heart attack) to safety...all with one arm holding the baby. And near the end he threatened a gang who had surrounded a woman, "You know who I am, and what I'm capable of. But if you force me to do anything that might hurt this baby, you will all be very, very, sorry. [beat] Forever." And the gang members dropped their knives immediately. xD