Harry Potter & the Cursed Child

[borg-princess.livejournal.com]

For anyone who's curious, the plot of the play has been discussed in spoilery comments at the following links:

Source 1

Source 2

Source 3 UPDATE: Snitchseeker took down their spoilers as JKR called out another website for doing the same and TPTB have been contacting people to request they don't post any details. *eyeroll*

But never fear, Andrew Sims of Hypable (whom JKR called 'Wormtaily' for betraying the secret, lmao) linked to a cohesive recap of the entire two-part play.

When I first read about this, I thought it was someone trolling, but there's multiple sources? Either there's a conspiracy afoot or it's legit, IDK what to believe!

What kind of crappy fanfic, lmao! A Time-Turner plot, seriously? To save CEDRIC DIGGORY, of all people, wtf?

How shitty that anti-Slytherin prejudice is still going strong to the point that Albus is ostracized for being sorted into Slytherin. :/

Cackling at Ron & Hermione never getting together as a result of the temporal shenanigans, hehe. But I'm pissed that her being single results in her becoming a bitter Hogwarts teacher as opposed to happily married Hermione being the Minister of Magic, the implications there are pretty gross.

I can't even process everything I just read. Wow. JKR should be fired from her own world, just what even.

Comments

Re: The Epitome of Bad Fanfic

[borg-princess.livejournal.com]

Apparently in OotP, when Bellatrix escapes from Azkaban, there's this line from Harry sayig, "Voldemort is the happiest he's been in 14 years" and someone commented on another site, "YEAH, 'CAUSE HE'S GETTING LAID!"

RE: Re: The Epitome of Bad Fanfic

[vermouth1991.livejournal.com]

It was at the end of chapter 24, where Harry burst into laughter because Voldemort was also, and someone else basically bitchslapped him back to reality.

[Ron] looked doubtfully at Harry as he helped him towards his bed. Harry nodded out any conviction and slumped back on his pillows, aching all over from having fallen to the floor so often thst evening, his scar still prickling painfully. He could not help feeling that his first foray into Occlumency had weakened his mind's reseisance rather than strengthening it, and he wondered wit a feeling of great trepidation, what had possibly happened to make Voldemort the happiest he'd been in fourteen years."

Re: The Epitome of Bad Fanfic

[borg-princess.livejournal.com]

lol, if Harry only knew...imagine if he'd gotten THAT vision in hi-def! D:

Re: The Epitome of Bad Fanfic

[hwyla.livejournal.com]

Maybe if he had, he would have actually tried to learn occlumency?

Re: The Epitome of Bad Fanfic

[borg-princess.livejournal.com]

trololol, that would be motivation if nothing else!