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Harry Potter Abridged! OotP Chapter 33

2015-02-28T14:30:00Z

Posted by: sweettalkeress.livejournal.com

( Short this time! )

*A/N: I’m exaggerating this slightly, but only slightly. Our loving hero who respects the rights of all creatures, ladies and gentlemen!

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Harry Potter Abridged! OotP Chapter 30

2015-02-12T22:39:00Z

Posted by: sweettalkeress.livejournal.com

[Following the departure of Fred and George, all the other students start thinking up new ways to make Umbridge miserable]

( Warning: abuse )

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Harry Potter Abridged! OotP Chapter 27

2015-01-14T18:16:00Z

Posted by: sweettalkeress.livejournal.com

Wow—there is so much WTFery in this chapter. So much.

( Read Chapter 27 )

*A/N: Seriously, how in the hell is that NOT offensive? Why does the book treat it like it isn’t a big deal?!

**A/N: I’m sorry—it’s wrong of Umbridge to hate Firenze because he’s part human…but it’s perfectly okay for HERMIONE to compare him (unironically) to a FARM ANIMAL?!

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Miss Granger and the Centaurs

2014-03-08T08:32:00Z

Posted by: terri-testing.livejournal.com

Miss Granger and the Centaurs

Back in the comments to “The Missing Mirror” spork, the issue of what, precisely, Hermione hoped to accomplish by dragging Umbridge into the Forbidden Forest came up again. And it was clear from the comments that people didn’t remember precisely what canon told us about Hermione’s knowledge of the centaurs. Specifically, everyone was forgetting that she’d encountered the centaurs in Hagrid’s company less than a week before she led Madam Umbridge out to meet them.

When Hagrid took her and Harry to be introduced to his little brother (OotP 30).

So in evaluating what Hermione might have expected to happen, we need first to look at what she learned from the previous encounter. Let’s look at it.

Before they entered the Forest, we read:

( Hagrid )

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