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* And struggling manfully over the finishing line comes the final instalment of OOTP spork. Better late than never, as they say. :)


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* A mercifully short chapter, this – only eleven pages long.


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* AKA “The chapter where Voldemort finally gets off his backside and does something for once”.

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* AKA “The Most Pointless Chapter Ever”.

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* And in case there was any lingering doubt as to whether OOTP was too padded, here’s an entire chapter where the most noteworthy thing that happens is Harry getting a bit of careers advice. Oh joy.

* Snape cancelling the Occlumency lessons isn’t (just) because he’s angry at Harry for seeing SWM. Harry’s behaviour also represented a security risk – Snape probably put all his memories showing that he was a double agent in there, and he couldn’t run the risk that Harry would look in the Pensieve again, see some of them, and then get mind-read by Voldemort and reveal Severus’ true allegiance in that way.

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* An unusually long spork, this -- I'm afraid I had rather a lot of bile to get out...

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* First of all, sorry this is so late, I'm afraid I've been a bit busy preparing to go back to university.

* This is the chapter in which Hermione officially crosses the line from “occasionally strident and self-righteous but on the whole likeable and sympathetic character” to “dangerous sociopath”.
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* This one’s called “The Beetle at Bay” because “The chapter where Hermione reveals that’s she’s been illegally imprisoning and blackmailing someone” doesn’t sound so good.
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* Prepare yourself, people, this is another long, boring chapter in which nothing much happens.

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* I’m going on holiday tomorrow, so I’m putting this
up a bit earlier than usual.



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* Courage, my friends. If you ever feel yourself
hesitant to go on, just think of the feelings of relief you’ll get once you
reach the end of the chapter.



 

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* Brace yourselves, people, this is another Quidditch chapter.

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