PS Chapter Four: "The Keeper of the Keys"
Nov. 18th, 2015 10:44 pm( Read more... )
Harry Potter Abridged! OotP Chapter 2
May. 19th, 2013 07:57 pmNow that my semester's over and I'm back at my parents' home for some R and R, I thought I'd celebrate with another one of these (and more to come)!
( Read Chapter 2 )*There is a paragraph in the book dedicated to making this clear (in less tongue-in-cheek terms, obviously). Way to be meta, JKR!
**I suspect there will be more of these serious pockets in the abridged series, as we get more “strawman has a point” type situations.
Harry Potter Abridged! OotP Chapter 1
Mar. 20th, 2013 06:17 pmSorry about the long delay—I switched schools this semester and have been pretty busy adjusting.
( It begins again... )The American editions of this book are graced with a strange picture: Dudley and Harry are smiling at each other and shaking hands. That’s not what got my attention, however. It was the depiction of Dudley as looking like a young Incredible Hulk with normal skin tones. Either that, or he’s contracted some weird disease that made his torso swell up like a balloon.
( Read more... )( The Knight Bus )
( Sir Cadogan )
( Kettleburn )
( Boggart )
( Snape in a dress )
Apologies if my grammar, spelling and punctuation are off.
But I just got back from a New Year party and I'm not at my best.
p.s. Happy New Year! ;D
Dumbledore could argue that the Dursleys should have custody of Harry, even though they were Muggles, because Petunia was Harry's closest living blood relative. However, his argument probably would not have been especially valid unless Harry had actually lived with the Dursleys for at least a few weeks each summer. If Harry never actually spent any time with the Dursleys, then more distant wizarding relatives might have been able to present a good case for why they should have custody of him instead.
For example, let's suppose that Harry was the grandson of Dorea Black and Charlus Potter on the Black Family Tapestry. In that case, it's quite possible that, in the summer of 1995, Harry's closest living wizarding relatives (who were not convicted criminals anyway) were his second cousins Andromeda Tonks and Narcissa Malfoy. In the summer of 1995, Andromeda Tonks had long since been disinherited from the Black family, and Lucius Malfoy had the ear of the Minister of Magic. So, if Harry hadn't continued to live with the Dursleys for part of each summer, then the Malfoys might have been able to gain custody of the Boy-Who-Lived.
In a sense, then, the Dursleys did provide Harry with a "blood" protection, even after Voldemort returned. But it wasn't necessarily a magical protection; it was a legal one.
Chamber of Secrets - Chapter 1
Nov. 13th, 2009 09:07 pmHBP Chapter Three
Aug. 15th, 2008 09:22 am( Jabootu scores )
p.s. I feel funny about using this mood. I almost feel like it should be retired in honor of
OotP Chapter Two and Three
Nov. 9th, 2007 10:32 am( A Peck of Owls, The Advance Guard )
It will still be a few chapters before Jabootu shows up again!
OotP Chapter One
Nov. 2nd, 2007 10:28 am( Dudley Demented )
( Jabootu Scores )