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Magical Magic Creature Spotlight: Clabbert
So, today the magical magic creature we’re going to look at is...
Clabbert
MOM Classification: XX
This is the first animal we’ve seen that’s native to the United States- the south, apparently. Although it’s since been exported worldwide, which would fuck up the ecosystem, but whatever, it’s not like those wizards care about something like that (but hold that thought for a later installment). In appearance it’s a cross between a frog and a monkey, but wait, the best thing about it is that it has a special forehead marking that flashes red when it senses danger. As such, American wizards once used them for a time to mark the appearance of Muggles. However this turned out to be a mistake when the Muggles, you know, noticed the flashing little animals! Wow, don’t the Wizards just devise the best means of concealment ever?

Oh, and also? In America!!XD
Clabbert
MOM Classification: XX
This is the first animal we’ve seen that’s native to the United States- the south, apparently. Although it’s since been exported worldwide, which would fuck up the ecosystem, but whatever, it’s not like those wizards care about something like that (but hold that thought for a later installment). In appearance it’s a cross between a frog and a monkey, but wait, the best thing about it is that it has a special forehead marking that flashes red when it senses danger. As such, American wizards once used them for a time to mark the appearance of Muggles. However this turned out to be a mistake when the Muggles, you know, noticed the flashing little animals! Wow, don’t the Wizards just devise the best means of concealment ever?
Oh, and also? In America!!XD
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And Melon Heads here in Connecticut! :-)
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