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HBP Chapter Sixteen



*Ron reveals what an Unbreakable Vow is, though as far as I’ve seen this is still a big debate in fandom. Like it’s got to be Dark Magic because Slytherins do it so it’s a sign of how they don’t really love each other, but the Twins almost had Ron do one, and how could little kids perform something like that and so forth etc. The main thing is: are we to believe Ron that you die if you break a UV? I’m willing to go with him on this. After all, what’s the point of it if it’s not that?

*ETA: Ultimately I think it works like the "magical contract" in GoF. It's not that there's any specific thing necessarily that happens if you break it--at least not one that's important. It just means you will do it whether you want to or not.

*You know, since HBP I’ve seen a number of references in fandom to Harry’s wicked sense of humor, often with references to sprouts and Fred’s left buttock and err…those lines aren’t even jokes he makes.

*The Twins come in and play a practical joke by making Ron slice his thumb open on a knife. Um...ha?

*Ginny’s told the Twins about Lavender, and Ron’s not displeased. As, frankly, I don’t think Ginny was displeased to have them know about her own popularity, especially when given a chance to look good and be a feminist at the same time.

*Ron throws a knife at the Twins—I can’t help but think this scene is more interesting knowing that Sectumsempra’s coming up.

*If you asked fandom five years ago which family was most likely to throw knives at each other at Christmas, do you think they’d have said the Weasleys?

*Fred asks if Percy is showing his ugly face at Christmas. I’m going to give Fred the benefit of the doubt here and say he’s covering up his true desire for Percy to come home and feeling guilty for how badly he always treated him. Benefit of the doubt? Positive spin? Delusions? You decide.

*ETA: ::sigh:: Oh, Percy.

*Naturally Fred is the one to make jokes about how difficult life is for Muggles and Squibs, since he likes to engage in a little Muggle-baiting now and then.

*"If you want people to help you, you shouldn’t throw knives at them, just a hint," says George. I really hope that’s foreshadowing for Harry in the next book.

*ETA: LOL! Nope.

*George gets a line about some pretty girl he’s impressing with Magic. JKR is trying really hard to make Fred and George not seem like Twins out of a David Cronenberg film, with limited success.

*ETA: Although it's at the center of the entire book, the Muggle/Wizard relationship thing will never be coherent. Muggles are lower forms of life unless it's one of those moments where we're pointing to the goodness of the goodies as evidenced by their gallant protection of them. Wizards seem so ignorant and confused they couldn't get across a busy Muggle street without getting killed until they need to swoop in and be impressive because magic always makes you better.

*Ron warns Harry that everyone will say Snape isn’t really trying to help Draco, he’s just pretending to help him. Ron gets a lot smarter when Hermione isn’t around, I notice.

*ETA: Don't get too cocky about that, though, Ron. Hermione would totally have had that line if she was there.

*Harry sort of proves my point by imagining what Hermione would have said in this situation. She’d say exactly what Ron said, only in a much more obnoxious way that would have got Harry’s back up and probably made him not tell DD at all.

*Ron almost gets himself in trouble by sounding like he doesn’t agree with Harry 100%—yipes! He backs off from that one fast.

*ETA: Oh, Ron. You'll learn your lesson soon enough.

*I really hope, though, that Harry’s "Nobody’s that good of an actor" is again laying out another one of those Jane Austen twists. After all, Snape isn’t lying about really wanting to help Malfoy. Just, imo, not by helping him kill Dumbledore and be a DE. Snape’s sincere concern seems more like proof he’s DDM to me.

*ETA: I'm sorry, did I say sincere concern? I meant Snape being on board with killing Dumbledore only because Dumbledore told him to is proof he's DDM. Dumbledore and Lily pretty much cover everything for Snape.

*Harry hadn’t gotten a chance to talk to Hermione about what he overheard with Snape and Malfoy which is...well, pretty unbelievable. This is one of those passages where I feel like the narrator just grabbed my arm and led me forcibly to where s/he wanted me to go.

*Harry's been telling Ron over and over that he told him so about Malfoy. So this means Ron and Hermione will be on board to investigate it now, right? Right?

*Seriously, why aren't they? It’s not like Harry’s working on nothing here. He thinks Malfoy’s up to something because he’s seen and heard Malfoy is up to something.

*Ginny has over-decorated the sitting room, which is a sign of the Weasleys inner good-breeding and something Maya, if not JKR, will be able to make endearing to me. So that's 2 Mary Sue flaws for Ginny (something superficial and a bad temper).

*As it wouldn’t be a Weasley Christmas without a little cruelty, there’s a sentient creature petrified and humiliated sitting at the top of their tree.

*Fleur and Mrs. Weasley have a passive-aggressive fight over the radio. On one hand I can sympathize with Molly’s irritation at somebody talking during her program. Otoh, this is what happens when you insist that everyone has to listen to something just because you like it.

*ETA: It also shows what happens when you bizarrely move in with your in-laws.

*Ron’s watching Bill and Fleur hoping to pick up tips. Awww.

*I hear that in the HBP movie Remus will be played by an actual scarecrow.

*So to review, nobody in the room enjoys the radio programme, but they all pretend to because they love Molly. Except Fleur, who dislikes Molly and knows Molly dislikes her. Nothing shocking there.

*ETA: Anyway, Molly and Fleur are both women so it's probably better they don't have a relationship until they can find a man or men to center it around.

*Mr. Weasley’s office hasn’t caught a single DE. There’s a shock. I hope he’s at least gotten some nice stuff for keeping his friends from being bothered with investigations.

*ETA: Anyway, why is Mr. Weasley's office expected to catch DEs? Don't they know that the duty of every man at times like this is to sit at home with their family and listen to the radio for news of whether or not Harry's saved them yet?

*Really the Ministry should just let Harry say who belongs in jail and not. Then Stan would be free and Narcissa would be in jail—it’s a foolproof system of justice!

*ETA: Btw, in my personal canon Stan was totally a DE. And he went free at the end because Harry declared him innocent. Go Stan.

*So does Mr. Weasley know about the secret place under the Malfoy’s floor? I ask because someone recently said Harry makes a mistake by not telling Arthur to look there, after Ron forgot to tell him about it in CoS. I’ve always assumed Ron did tell Arthur is CoS. But then, CoS is the book where Lucius refused to buy Draco the Hand of Glory we were later to assume he had so…

*ETA: That secret room might win the prize for best not-Chekov's-gun-at-all in HP.

*Lupin turns to listen as Harry tells Arthur about Snape and the UV. I kind of love that Lupin does that for some reason.

ETA: No idea why I loved that, but I guess I did. Lupin needs all the love he can get before the next book.

*Seriously, what is going on with Lupin here? He’s staring into the flames thinking about okay maybe Tonks but maybe something more interesting about his spying. But he gets interested when he hears about this storyline, and then jumps in with “It’s not our business! We follow Dumbledore!” like he’s trying to convince himself. *Hopes for interesting Lupin story in Book VII.*

*LOL! *Hopes for Lupin not fulfilled in Book VII.*

*Seriously, everybody's acting not only as if spying on the werewolves has something to do with the actual battle here, but as if war demands that people sacrifice their domestic plans to fight for a while. No wonder Lupin gets all confused in the next book.

*Lupin neither likes nor dislikes Snape. How do people not think this guy is evil? Everyone must pick sides on this sort of thing and declare them! How can he both be friends with James and Sirius and side with them against Snape but also respect and appreciate the man’s making him Wolfsbane? You can’t be fair about someone you dislike or who has been nasty to you or the world will crumble!

*ETA: Seriously, yeah, Lupin's right about Snape, but Lupin's also the good guy most criticized, with the reasons for both seeming kind of related to me. Lupin does manage to squeak in on the right side in the end, but he's not a natural hero like Sirius and James.

*Harry tries valiantly to show Remus the proper way to spin everything Snape does into something bad, but gets nowhere. Werewolves. What are you going to do?

*ETA: And I'm sure this conversation doesn't get any better in retrospect for Harry after Remus is dead (if he remembers it at all). Neither like nor dislike Snape? He was awesomely brave and sacrificed his life for me and I shall name my child after him!

*Remus also refers to Draco by his first name. Can’t help but like to follow Remus’ personal code of names, which seem significant and different from other peoples.’

*ETA: Sign #54 I was totally skipping down the wrong direction with this story. If Remus is doing it it's probably just wishy-washy. Good in the end, yeah, but only with a lot of encouragement from better characters.

*Fleur starts to say something bad about the radio concert, which is either evil or funny depending on how you feel about Fleur.

*Lupin apologizes for not being able to write Harry (like he did for all those years before—oh wait, he never did), having been forced into a horrible life with the man who traumatized him as a child on Dumbledore’s orders. For Lupin this is like smashing everything in the room and Crucio-ing somebody in anger. ETA: Wuss.

*ETA: It is, at least, convenient the way Lupin starts apologizing for not writing in the exact book where Harry first considers he might like Lupin to write to him.

*ETA: Remember when lots of people thought Lupin was set up as Harry's best father-figure?

*Hearing he sounds bitter, Lupin gives all the reasons it’s a good thing he’s doing. I’m beginning to understand the appeal of Snupin. I think both of them feel surrounded by idiots a lot, just for opposite reasons. It’s the HMS Spies Like Us.

*ETA: Or maybe they just bond over how little their information gathering matters at all.

*How come the werewolves like Voldemort? Harry wants to know. Oh Harry, they don't need a reason to like the guy. We need some vague threat of people on the other side. Don't worry, you won't ever actually have to deal with them for real.

*You haven’t heard of Greyback? asks Lupin, gently chastising Harry for not remembering the parts of chapter six he didn’t embellish himself.

*Harry’s tunnel vision really strikes again, doesn’t it? Here he’s obsessed with finding out what Malfoy’s up to and never thinks to check out the name he dropped?

*Greyback’s plan is to bite kids young and raise them away from wizards. Do most wizard parents send their kids away when they’ve been bitten?

*ETA: Funny that doesn't seem like Greyback's plan in the next book. There his plan just seems to be to take orders from Voldemort like all the other DEs.

*Naturally Lupin had felt pity for the werewolf that bit him, unable to help seeing other points of view. He admits his own brand of reasoned argument doesn’t make much headway amongst Greyback’s hoards. I hear ya, Remus!

*Lupin laughingly remembers James referring to his werewolfism as his “furry little problem” in company, so people thought he owned a badly behaved rabbit. I know the point here is that James didn’t shun Remus because of his problem. Unfortunately having read OotP I just get this impression of James loving to talk about Remus’ being a werewolf in company because of the risk/secret factor, which I’m sure isn’t the intention.

*ETA: Guess where know where Harry got his own ability to be held up as a paragon of enlightened tolerance when not doing anything that significant.

*Score one for Harry—Levicorpus was indeed invented when he was at school. I’m surprised it’s not studied in History of Magic, given Wizarding Culture. It’s like the wizard equivalent of the invention of penicillin or something.

*Harry reveals he sort of wanted the Prince to be Remus, Sirius (Who?) or James because he’s helped him out in his classes. Which is a little weird. It’s not like the Prince as a person has offered to help Harry with his homework. The help was purely accidental on the Prince's part.

*ETA: With another person I would just take this wish of Harry's as something kind of sweet, like he thought it would be cool to have that sort of bond with the older men in his family. But given it's Harry it's hard not to make a joke about him just not approving of any sort of bond with people he hasn't vetted.

*Harry’s never checked how old the book is. *smacks Harry in the back of his thick head*

*Harry goes to sleep thinking of the cries of bitten children. This book is really heavy on the werewolf stuff. Is it just for Greyback’s appearance and Remus/Tonks? Because it sounds like a set up for some good werewolf stuff in Book VII.

*ETA: Sounds like, maybe, but totally is not in any way, shape or form.

*Lavender blows it with Ron by giving him a pimp necklace that says "My Sweetheart." Unlike Hermione’s more appropriate Ron presents, like homework calendars. At least the necklace doesn’t talk, Ron!

*It’s sad that given what I’ve seen of the love stuff in this book, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if Lavender asked Hermione what Ron would like and she picked that.

*Ron reveals he and Lavender don’t talk much. Phew! That’s simple enough. You can have either Hermione or someone you can’t talk to at all even though from what we’ve seen of Lavender and Ron they probably could talk just fine. This is much simpler.

*ETA: Although maybe Ron just doesn't recognizing something as talking if it's not bickering.

*Luckily the hideousness of Ron’s necklace is immediately outdone by the ridiculousness of Harry’s new sweater with a Snitch on the front.

*ETA: Don't try to win me over with maggots, Kreacher. You're still dead to me.

*Everyone’s wearing sweaters except Fleur upon whom Mrs. Weasley didn’t want to "waste one" which is probably best for everyone.

*Mrs. Weasley is also wearing ugly clothes, given to her by Fred and George. I wonder if the tacky gene will get passed on to Harry and Ginny’s children.

*ETA: How come Ginny doesn't give Harry a My Sweetheart necklace?

*Fred and George are so trying to take Percy’s place with Molly. And I love the way they can sort of turn into Percy incrementally without anyone noticing, because they make such a show of not being him.

*Ginny takes a maggot out of Harry’s hair and he shivers. I’ll point out here that Harry’s now been living at home with the girl he’s supposedly got the hots for, and not only doesn’t he try to chat her up (too noble? Yeah, right) but doesn’t notice her until the plot allows for it.

*Not that I’m complaining. I’m quite grateful for the H/G reprieve while we deal with the storylines that might go somewhere.

*ETA: Might go somewhere, but won't.

*Mrs. Weasley looks at Remus, Harry thinks, as if it’s his fault she’s getting Fleur instead of Tonks in the family. Is it his fault? I mean, is Harry just completely off-base here in mistaking Molly’s push for R/T over B/T, or did Molly entertain the idea at some point before getting involved in R/T?

*Harry asks Remus about Tonks’ Patronus and he takes his time chewing. I have to admit, reading this chapter for the second time really makes you feel for Remus. It’s like having this one interesting character with a lot going on camouflaged by the usual Weasley white noise.

*ETA: This book seems to have been all about storylines that seemed interesting to me but turned out not to be.

*Percy shows no interest in greeting anybody except Molly. Good for you, Percy!

*Scrimgeour and Harry, garden, blah blah, Harry won’t help Ministry blah…mascot, scapegoat, gnome…

*Harry thinks Scrimgeour’s doing just what Crouch did. Harry’s very good at noticing when people he doesn’t like do that. Not so much his own group.

*Harry holds up his fist with the scarred words on it. Please let there be a similar scene with Marietta in the next book.

*ETA: Damn.

*Harry acts the badass about how Scrimgeour should leave Dumbledore alone. Too bad at the end of this year Scrimgeour will still be in power while Dumbledore takes a header off a Tower, huh?

*Harry perfectly ends the scene about being his own man by declaring himself Dumbledore’s man. After all, Dumbledore’s never manipulated him. Bwahahaha!

*ETA: Did Scrimgeor redeem himself by dying for Harry or not? It doesn't seem like it was really about Harry personally for Scrimgeor, so probably not.

*I guess I’ll have to wait until the next chapter to be reminded about the parsnips thrown at Percy. Joy.

*This is stellar chapter for Ginny. She gets one line and it’s not an insult! No wonder Harry barely notices her.





Idiot World
So Arthur’s team can’t catch a single DE even though we know who most of the DEs are, Harry’s overheard a little bit of a current plot and he knows about at least one secret chamber in the Malfoy house. No wonder they recruited Stan. With his ability to drive straight he could take over this world pretty quickly.

Misdirected Answering
Quick Lupin, while the radio’s playing, give us some news from your interesting storyline! Please!

Final score: 2

[identity profile] aasaylva.livejournal.com 2008-11-14 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
George gets a line about some pretty girl he’s impressing with Magic.
Am I wrong to get the creeps here? I mean, they are of age, so the ministry won't monitor their magical activities outside their house any longer. Seeing how respectful the twins act towards their fellow wizards, it is difficult to imagine they'd act anything but selfcentred jerks around a girl who couldn't possibly defend herself against them.

Neither like nor dislike Snape? He was awesomely brave and sacrificed his life for me and I shall name my child after him!
Wow, this made me understand the reason why Remus sticks out like a sore thumb from the rest of the WW: his ego is small enough for him to squint around the edges. Even with Neville, it was only when it was about HIM, HIS family, and HIS revenge that he got kickstarted into action.

He admits his own brand of reasoned argument doesn’t make much headway amongst Greyback's hordes.
And people still think it's possible that werewolves are Muggles? They carry the main sign of wizardkind!

Which is a little weird. It’s not like the Prince as a person has offered to help Harry with his homework.
Oh yes. One more instance of forced and wholly unbelievable emotionality. If it had been Hermione during their first year, that developped an emotional tie with a book - o.k. Even Ginny (01) in CoS was believable. But Harry? Ridiculous.

Lavender blows it with Ron by giving him a pimp necklace that says "My Sweetheart." Unlike Hermione’s more appropriate Ron presents, like homework calendars.
The funny thing is, that this connection might be totally intentional: Lavender's present says "You are o.k. like you are", whereas Hermkione's says "You should be better or at least buckle up to try and improve!" And in JKR world, it's the second that reeks of true love.

Ron reveals he and Lavender don’t talk much.
This is SO weird! I could have understood if JKR had shown Ron and Hermione having a really good connection, talking about things, understanding each other etc. and then - whew - in came Lavender with a lot of sex appeal and nothing else and blew Ron off his feet. Then this line would have made sense because he sort of would have got it out of his system, realizing that snogging 24/7 tends to go stale after some time. But that's not how it was. As it stands, he gets "sex" (in the broader sense), admiration and attention from Lavender - and nothing but put-downs from Hermione. Um - what?

How come Ginny doesn't give Harry a My Sweetheart necklace?
Oh come on - much too girly. My bets are on a whip with a huge pink sparkly bow on it.

*Fred and George are so trying to take Percy’s place with Molly.
I thought this was done well, actually - but, in hindsight, totally by accident as it seems.

[identity profile] eir-de-scania.livejournal.com 2008-11-14 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
How come Ginny doesn't give Harry a My Sweetheart necklace?
Oh come on - much too girly. My bets are on a whip with a huge pink sparkly bow on it.

***ROTFL!! Perhaps she did, but Bloomsbury cut it? Or perhaps she waited until they were married.

[identity profile] baeraad.livejournal.com 2008-11-14 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I could have understood if JKR had shown Ron and Hermione having a really good connection, talking about things, understanding each other etc. and then - whew - in came Lavender with a lot of sex appeal and nothing else and blew Ron off his feet.

Yeah, that's driving me crazy too. Even if we take JKR's word for Ron and Lavender having nothing to talk about whatsoever - even though it seems like they should be more on each other's wavelength than Ron and Hermione - Ron and Hermione have no chemistry or anything in common or anything to talk about either, so given the choice, I don't see why Ron doesn't prefer the one who is more friendly and affectionate.

[identity profile] montavilla.livejournal.com 2008-11-14 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Ron reveals he and Lavender don’t talk much.
This is SO weird! I could have understood if JKR had shown Ron and Hermione having a really good connection, talking about things, understanding each other etc. and then - whew - in came Lavender with a lot of sex appeal and nothing else and blew Ron off his feet. Then this line would have made sense because he sort of would have got it out of his system, realizing that snogging 24/7 tends to go stale after some time. But that's not how it was. As it stands, he gets "sex" (in the broader sense), admiration and attention from Lavender - and nothing but put-downs from Hermione. Um - what?


What's even weirder to me is that the "don't talk much" idea was used by Movie!Hermione to describe her relationship with Victor Krum. ("He doesn't talk much. He's more physical...") Which makes me wonder what we're supposed to think about Hermione and Victor. I can't imagine book Hermione being happy with a guy who doesn't talk. Then again... Hermione never did seem to care about Krum much beyond his appeal as the high-status date to the Yule Ball. I mean, when he tries to talk to her after the second task (when she's the thing he can't do without, she rudely brushes him off. Then, when the school is leaving for the summer, she hardly cares enough to say good-bye privately to this guy--and it seems like she hasn't spoken to him in weeks.

It's almost (gasp!) like these guys she dates don't matter except for the status they bring her and their ability to get Ron jealous. Yeah, nothing wrong with their relationship.

Meanwhile, Ron's fling is presented as nothing more to him than sex. I used to really like Ron/Hermione. Next stop, Disappointmentville!

[identity profile] violaswamp.livejournal.com 2008-11-15 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
And believe it or not, I've seen people blame Lavender for "making" Ron get into a purely physical relationship.

[identity profile] tdotm.livejournal.com 2008-11-15 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Word re: Ron/Hermione/Lavender. I mean just so much word.

[identity profile] eir-de-scania.livejournal.com 2008-11-14 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
*The Twins come in and play a practical joke by making Ron slice his thumb open on a knife. Um...ha?
***It's wizard humour. Wizard love the kind of jokes where someone gets hurt.

*As it wouldn’t be a Weasley Christmas without a little cruelty, there’s a sentient creature petrified and humiliated sitting at the top of their tree.
***See above.

*Harry hadn’t gotten a chance to talk to Hermione about what he overheard with Snape and Malfoy which is...well, pretty unbelievable.
***Of course it is. But the Holy Plot wins over credibility every time

*Seriously, what is going on with Lupin here? He’s staring into the flames thinking about okay maybe Tonks but maybe something more interesting about his spying. But he gets interested when he hears about this storyline, and then jumps in with “It’s not our business! We follow Dumbledore!” like he’s trying to convince himself.
***He probably is. Anyone with an ounce of common sense would realise the stupidity in trusting one single person no matter what. Lupin actually seem to have some common sense, unlike most of his peers. No wonder he feels like an outcast - it's not just the werewolf thing

*Seriously, everybody's acting not only as if spying on the werewolves has something to do with the actual battle here,
***That's because it hasn't. It's just a convenient way of getting Lupin out of the way. As he's not as close to Harry as Sirius was, he at least doesn't have to die to make Harry a True Hero

*Lupin neither likes nor dislikes Snape
***Lupin is also a liar, we all know that, even us who likes him

*Score one for Harry—Levicorpus was indeed invented when he was at school. I’m surprised it’s not studied in History of Magic, given Wizarding Culture. It’s like the wizard equivalent of the invention of penicillin or something.
***Because Binns died long before that happened. Anyway, HoM seems mostly concerned with Goblin rebellions. Obviously they won n the end and took over the wizarding economy.

*Mrs. Weasley is also wearing ugly clothes, given to her by Fred and George. I wonder if the tacky gene will get passed on to Harry and Ginny’s children.
***Tacky? It's the height of wizard fashion. :-P

*Ginny takes a maggot out of Harry’s hair and he shivers. I’ll point out here that Harry’s now been living at home with the girl he’s supposedly got the hots for, and not only doesn’t he try to chat her up (too noble? Yeah, right) but doesn’t notice her until the plot allows for it.
***The Holy Plot strikes again!

[identity profile] seductivedark.livejournal.com 2008-11-14 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
*ETA: Btw, in my personal canon Stan was totally a DE. And he went free at the end because Harry declared him innocent. Go Stan.

I figured that Stan was a DE just because Harry was so adamant he wasn't without a single shred of evidence. It just seemed to me that people who were actually investigating might have information Harry didn't have.

*Harry tries valiantly to show Remus the proper way to spin everything Snape does into something bad, but gets nowhere. Werewolves. What are you going to do?

Harry's lost his teaching touch. He can't get Ron and Hermione to see Draco's Up To Something, he can't get Remus to spin Snape negatively. What's Remus afraid of? That he'll hear demonic lyrics if Snape is spun backwards?

*ETA: And I'm sure this conversation doesn't get any better in retrospect for Harry after Remus is dead (if he remembers it at all).

Don't hold your breath.

...Neither like nor dislike Snape? He was awesomely brave and sacrificed his life for me and I shall name my child after him!

Not to mention he's conveniently and obligingly dead so it won't hurt Harry any to do it. And of course, Stepford!Ginny is right there, ready, willing and able to deliver said namesake on demand.

*Lupin apologizes for not being able to write Harry (like he did for all those years before—oh wait, he never did), having been forced into a horrible life with the man who traumatized him as a child on Dumbledore’s orders. For Lupin this is like smashing everything in the room and Crucio-ing somebody in anger. ETA: Wuss.

You know, Dumbledore has a habit of sticking people with the people they would most like not to be with. Lupin with Greyback, Snape with Voldemort - people who have hurt them, crushed them, indelibly scarred their spirits. I was just thinking the other day how bad it must have been for Snape to stand there and pretend to worship the monster who killed Lily (and the other monster who didn't protect her but who expected Snape to uphold his part of the bargain anyway) - I know from the *very* few people I actually hate with something beyond a primal and visceral passion that I can't calm down or act in any way normal for hours after just seeing them - and here Snape is, expected to see Voldemort then come back to teach a bunch of raunchy kids. No wonder he was such a terror!

And, I completely forgot about Lupin with the werewolves, more specifically, Greyback. Dumbledore has a lot to apologize for, IMO, but you know if he did, he'd just turn it around to being all about his own "hard choices."

*Hearing he sounds bitter, Lupin gives all the reasons it’s a good thing he’s doing. I’m beginning to understand the appeal of Snupin. I think both of them feel surrounded by idiots a lot, just for opposite reasons. It’s the HMS Spies Like Us.

Um, yeah. Like I just said... *blush*

*Everyone’s wearing sweaters except Fleur upon whom Mrs. Weasley didn’t want to "waste one" which is probably best for everyone.

And some thought that Fleur was the one in the wrong. Sorry, Molly is not an injured party.

*Ginny takes a maggot out of Harry’s hair and he shivers. I’ll point out here that Harry’s now been living at home with the girl he’s supposedly got the hots for, and not only doesn’t he try to chat her up (too noble? Yeah, right) but doesn’t notice her until the plot allows for it.

This was really unbelievable.

*Harry holds up his fist with the scarred words on it. Please let there be a similar scene with Marietta in the next book.

Can't you see the difference?

Neither can I but there apparently is one. Maybe it's Marietta's fault that her mother is alive and well. If she was orphaned, it would be a different story - you know, the one where evil Pansy Parkinson scarred her for life.

No wonder they (DEs) recruited Stan. With his ability to drive straight he could take over this world pretty quickly.

Those Mad Driving Skilz. So few wizards can really master them... right, DHs Ron?

[identity profile] eir-de-scania.livejournal.com 2008-11-14 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I figured that Stan was a DE just because Harry was so adamant he wasn't without a single shred of evidence. It just seemed to me that people who were actually investigating might have information Harry didn't have.
***Investigation? From the MoM? The hothouse of nepotism and bribery? I bet the reports from Mad-Eye and other free-thinkers were conveniently lost.

You know, Dumbledore has a habit of sticking people with the people they would most like not to be with. Lupin with Greyback, Snape with Voldemort - people who have hurt them, crushed them, indelibly scarred their spirits.
***Exactly. Add to that locking up Sirius at GP12, totally ignoring Harry for a whole year without even letting MacGonagall explain a few things to Harry. Oh, and making Snape teach at Hogwarts. Snape is an awful teacher for eleven-year beginners, a large part of whom are not very talented, interested or both.(NEWT-level on the other hand..!)

Dumbledore has a lot to apologize for, IMO, but you know if he did, he'd just turn it around to being all about his own "hard choices."
***For Dumbledore, the (wizarding) world evolves around him. And he wouldn't know empathy if it bit him om the arse.

[identity profile] eir-de-scania.livejournal.com 2008-11-14 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, and forcing Snape teach Harry Occlumency. Torture for them both, and no result.

DD is not just a manipulating bastard and a total egotist ("The Wizworld - It's me") he's actually a sadist. Bet he was watching every lesson through some of his "silvery instruments" and getting off at his former and current students disomfort.

[identity profile] seductivedark.livejournal.com 2008-11-15 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, and making Snape teach at Hogwarts. Snape is an awful teacher for eleven-year beginners, a large part of whom are not very talented, interested or both.(NEWT-level on the other hand..!)

I thought, after reading DHs, that this was part of Dumbledore's punishment of Snape. He obviously didn't have the patience to teach the younger kids, but agreed, he would have been an excellent teacher for those who were interested and took the course for that interest. I can't imagine how he might have felt about advanced students who only took the course to satisfy requirements.

***For Dumbledore, the (wizarding) world evolves around him. And he wouldn't know empathy if it bit him om the arse.

Amazing how the WW revolves around one personality or another - Dumbledore, Harry, Voldemort, Grindelwald on the continent, Celestina Warbeck... ;)

[identity profile] elanor-x.livejournal.com 2008-11-14 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
*ETA: Ultimately I think it works like the "magical contract" in GoF. It's not that there's any specific thing necessarily that happens if you break it--at least not one that's important. It just means you will do it whether you want to or not.
Muggle equivalent to breaking one of those contracts seems to be like breaking a promise to a scary criminal. There is a chance everything will be alright. Or you'll pay for it somehow some time in the future.

[identity profile] jodel-from-aol.livejournal.com 2008-11-14 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Pfffft! It's just "Cross my heart and hope to die if I don't" made literal.
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Why ever so? I agree that Percy practically held a patent on being tiresome and offacious, but he never seems to have done anyone a bit of harm (until getting involved in a pitched battle) or even *intended* to.

And frankly, imho, the family ought to have been apologising to him.
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[identity profile] sunlit-music.livejournal.com 2008-11-15 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
This is SO weird! I could have understood if JKR had shown Ron and Hermione having a really good connection, talking about things, understanding each other etc. and then - whew - in came Lavender with a lot of sex appeal and nothing else and blew Ron off his feet. Then this line would have made sense because he sort of would have got it out of his system, realizing that snogging 24/7 tends to go stale after some time. But that's not how it was. As it stands, he gets "sex" (in the broader sense), admiration and attention from Lavender - and nothing but put-downs from Hermione. Um - what?

You're right aasaylva - it *is* bizarre. Hermione is awful to Ron, Lavender admires and likes him and yet...Hermione's behaviour is supposed to be "true love" according to JKR? It makes no sense!

As, frankly, I don’t think Ginny was displeased to have them know about her own popularity, especially when given a chance to look good and be a feminist at the same time.

JKR's idea of what is 'feminist' is disturbing. I remember a person on an anti Harry/Ginny messageboard saying that true feminism involves being supportive and encouraging towards other woman, and forming true friendships with them.

She (the person from the anti Harry/Ginny messageboard)mentioned that Ginny doesn't seem capable of this, as Ginny doesn't really hang out with Hermione, and only patronises Luna (seriously, I can't think of a female character Ginny treats like an equal and has a real friendship with. Plus she's not supportive of other female characters in general, she never got over Harry, and her whole life revolves around getting Harry. Beats me why JKR thinks Ginny is feminist).

And some thought that Fleur was the one in the wrong. Sorry, Molly is not an injured party.

So true. Fleur was actually being quite polite at first, given how Molly and Ginny treated her. Fleur may have been passive aggressive during the radio scene, but I don't blame her (seeing how Molly is so rude to her).

What's also revolting is that in the end, Molly apologises to Fleur for her rude behaviour but Ginny doesn't (even though Ginny was also horrible to Fleur).

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[identity profile] tdotm.livejournal.com 2008-11-15 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Meh. I really liked lots of this stuff in 2005 - even with all the padding. Sadly, I already thought little of JKR’s depiction of women - Hermione and Ginny were already beyond saving by this point - but I liked the flashbacks and Draco and most of all Snape. (Sigh). Now I look back and I get so ANGRY at how it all fell apart. Rather, how she tore it all apart.

Fleur started to react to Molly/Ginny being a couple of biatches - and who can blame her? Molly’s not my favourite, but she did redeem herself when Bill was mauled. She was a cow in a worried/mother-in-law to be/ no-one's good enough for my first born/ she hates us, she'll distance him from us sort of way. It happens, though it’s unpleasant. Yet when Fleur proved she was genuine, truly loved Bill and wasn't just a pretty face she apologised. She accepted that she ‘d been wrong . Unlike her hag of her daughter, or her obnoxious twin sons. I don’t mind people on the ‘good’ side making mistakes, as long as it’s acknowledged. Is that so much to ask from my ‘originally aimed at children though adults enjoy it as well, so probably needs a few morals’ literature? Eh Hermione? Eh HARRY?

Others have commented on that 'love triangle' nonsense already. I agree with everyone who can't understand why Ron would choose the dried up nagging old husk of a friend over the warm and appreciative Lavender - and that's according to JKR's own descriptions. Instead of Ron pining for Hermione, we should have seen him and Lavender having fun for a bit. Lavender should have given Ron Quidditch gloves or something for Christmas. Then, Ron could have got the necklace for Valentines Day, spent the three weeks up to his birthday panicking that things were going too far, too fast, then be poisoned.

There was no need for him to be mooning over the (let's face it) totally undesirable Hermione throughout the relationship, it made no sense. He should also have broken up with Lavender within a fortnight of being poisoned, all the dawdling was tiresome. When he and Hermione became friends again, JKR should have *shown* Hermione being more understanding and compassionate. If she had to stay a nag, she could have been warmer about it - not so damned shrill. Then, eventually, their relationship could come to it's inevitable (and long drawn out) conclusion, and be more feasible.

She should have learnt something about how to treat people - then she might have some more friends, not just Harry, who uses her and takes the glory, and Ron, who almost got away. (I never give up wanting people in these sort of tales to learn from their mistakes and grow because of it, as opposed to being stuck in adolescence, like so many characters here) Still, she got away with Scargate, so any chance of my once favourite female character being redeemed disappeared over the horizon.

The problem with Remus is that he comes across (until Book 7 at least) as a character, as opposed to a type like almost everyone else by this stage. That's why he doesn't think in terms of black and white. Fool - depth not needed here - you're for Harry or against him!

Also, please don't ever, EVER hint that maybe Scrimgeour made the ultimate sacrifice for Harry's sake. I know you don't think that, but don't even say it in jest! After Snape's appalling plunge from man of mystery to tiresome 'romantic' sap, Scrimgeour is unique in fighting and dying for the cause IN SPITE of Harry's involvement. I believe he despised Harry to the end, but did what he did because it was RIGHT. He's the only one I can think of to be devoted to the cause, as opposed to our 'hero', so *please* don't take him from me!

[identity profile] sunlit-music.livejournal.com 2008-11-20 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
I think the twins and Ginny should have apologised for the way they treated Percy (especially the twins, given how they used to bully Percy *before* Percy sided with the Ministry). I have read someone's post which suggested that Percy might not have sided with the Ministry if the twins hadn't picked on him so much (the twins' bullying of Percy doesn't excuse Percy joining the Ministry, though).

Not that Percy was blameless - he should have apologised to Harry about writing that letter to Ron which attacked Harry.