Heh. Wouldn’t it be great to see Harry wind up in the Muggle world in trouble? Like, facing some low-level thug from The Sopranos or The Wire or the bad guy from any episode of White Collar or Leverage or even Law & Order. He’d be all, “Well, I know I can handle myself. They can’t be worse than Voldemort.” And then he’d be robbed, framed for murder or dead.
Since I'm watching my way through Dexter at the moment, I'd kind of like to see Dexter Morgan take on Voldemort. By my best estimate, Voldemort would be drugged to the gills and tied to a slab before he knew what was what. And then Dexter would berate him for being an embarrassment to self-respecting psycho killers everywhere. "I could never kill a child. But if I did, I'd make sure to succeed at it. I don't know what's the most deplorable, your lack of standards or your lack of basic competence."
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Date: 2010-02-26 06:55 pm (UTC)Since I'm watching my way through Dexter at the moment, I'd kind of like to see Dexter Morgan take on Voldemort. By my best estimate, Voldemort would be drugged to the gills and tied to a slab before he knew what was what. And then Dexter would berate him for being an embarrassment to self-respecting psycho killers everywhere. "I could never kill a child. But if I did, I'd make sure to succeed at it. I don't know what's the most deplorable, your lack of standards or your lack of basic competence."