Hagrid's wiping his eyes on the table? Really? I hope you mean tablecloth!
Seriously, this is an excellent sporking. I laughed just about all the way through, and wanted to applaud when I read this The chauffeurs touch their hats in salute to Mr. Weasley before leaving. Somebody could do a really interesting paper on the Weasleys, class and money. and this: Hermione reminds us the Muggles are out looking for Black too. They’d probably catch him a lot more quickly than Wizards with the right information. Because they are both so true! All the people who insist that the Weasleys are poor, working-class stiffs don't seem to notice that the kids really don't lack anything essential. Except for poor Ron, and there's something weird about the way his mother ignores and neglects him, IMHO. That actually always bothered me. Just my two cents.
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Date: 2010-02-27 04:43 am (UTC)Seriously, this is an excellent sporking. I laughed just about all the way through, and wanted to applaud when I read this The chauffeurs touch their hats in salute to Mr. Weasley before leaving. Somebody could do a really interesting paper on the Weasleys, class and money. and this: Hermione reminds us the Muggles are out looking for Black too. They’d probably catch him a lot more quickly than Wizards with the right information. Because they are both so true! All the people who insist that the Weasleys are poor, working-class stiffs don't seem to notice that the kids really don't lack anything essential. Except for poor Ron, and there's something weird about the way his mother ignores and neglects him, IMHO. That actually always bothered me. Just my two cents.