*This is the chapter where Dumbledore’s a total asshole, isn’t it? ::sigh:: Nope, just the first one.
*I know I already mentioned him being a slob but…apple cores? That’s gross. I’ll bet there’s owl droppings all over everything too. There is a reason that the Dursley kept Harry in closets as much as possible.
*So…does Augusta Longbottom think Neville is a friend of Harry’s because Neville pathetically talks about him all the time, or is she, like everyone else, just desperate to drop Harry’s name? But... the Longbottom are a True Aristocratic Family, not like those vulgar Malfoys. Surely she wouldn't?
*By the way, Lupin’s been reduced to donating pints of blood for money, but I’m sure he’d want Sirius’ money to go to you. Lupin has an highly infective illness, he shouldn't donate blood. Of course, being Lupin, he wouldn't care anyway.
*Vernon reminds us how awful he is by looking greedy at the idea of Harry being left a house. Did the Dursley get any money for keeping and feeding Harry? And... did we see Lily's will? She died after James, so she inherited from him at least in part, and part of her state should go to her sister. Even more so if she did not make a will. Or maybe the Potters made a will and Dumbledore ate it.
*Dumbledore helpfully suggests Harry could let Kreacher work for him. So Dumbledore gets another house elf out of the bargain. Always gets something out of the deal, does Dumbledore. He may have got a spy in his own house. Kreacher may have feigned to be forced to obey Harry.
Amazingly, Harry does not turn back around and remain with the Dursleys on the grounds of extreme gayness. Would Harry be troubled by extreme gayness?
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Date: 2006-04-01 12:16 am (UTC)Nope, just the first one.
*I know I already mentioned him being a slob but…apple cores? That’s gross. I’ll bet there’s owl droppings all over everything too.
There is a reason that the Dursley kept Harry in closets as much as possible.
*So…does Augusta Longbottom think Neville is a friend of Harry’s because Neville pathetically talks about him all the time, or is she, like everyone else, just desperate to drop Harry’s name?
But... the Longbottom are a True Aristocratic Family, not like those vulgar Malfoys. Surely she wouldn't?
*By the way, Lupin’s been reduced to donating pints of blood for money, but I’m sure he’d want Sirius’ money to go to you.
Lupin has an highly infective illness, he shouldn't donate blood. Of course, being Lupin, he wouldn't care anyway.
*Vernon reminds us how awful he is by looking greedy at the idea of Harry being left a house.
Did the Dursley get any money for keeping and feeding Harry? And... did we see Lily's will? She died after James, so she inherited from him at least in part, and part of her state should go to her sister. Even more so if she did not make a will. Or maybe the Potters made a will and Dumbledore ate it.
*Dumbledore helpfully suggests Harry could let Kreacher work for him. So Dumbledore gets another house elf out of the bargain. Always gets something out of the deal, does Dumbledore.
He may have got a spy in his own house. Kreacher may have feigned to be forced to obey Harry.
Amazingly, Harry does not turn back around and remain with the Dursleys on the grounds of extreme gayness.
Would Harry be troubled by extreme gayness?