deathtocapslock | Philosopher's Stone Chapter Nine (Reply)

Harry is chosen to be the Gryffindor Seeker and sneaks out at night to fight Malfoy

The Midnight Duel

*Harry never thought he would meet a boy he hated more than Dud – until he met Draco Malfoy. All that has happened is that he has met Draco Malfoy nothing else! Harry can certainly go mad with hatred on a bare minimum of provocation.

*The idea of Malfoy is enough to make Harry speak “darkly,” when discussing flying. Although Harry is totally uninterested in those around him and never ever even learns the names of all the Gryffindors in his year, he still takes in every detail of Draco’s little Munchausen stories with helicopters, just so it can drive him near crazy with hatred.

*Oh shut up Finnigan, it’s obvious Harry is only interested in Malfoy!

*Sorry Ron, you will never be a magnet for Harry the way Malfoy is even at eleven...

*I got picked on for having a west ham bag (I knew and cared nothing for football - my gran had got it for me...). Commiserations Dean.

*At least Neville will become more heroic than Harry is someday... still not much of a status though.

*And how is Hermione less provoking than Malfoy?

*Yes Malfoy, Dumbledore and Voldemort between them ensured Harry has no real family. But it is your post Harry is really obsessing over. He must stare at you with his binocular vision across the Great Hall without pause through every meal.

*What use is a Remembrall if you can’t remember what you’ve forgotten? :p

*Ah a pretext to attack Malfoy, even if it is a ropey one... aw why did that old harridan have to interfere? I bet Harry wishes she were in plaster. She could see Harry ready to tear out Malfoy’s throat so she interfered! Goodness me, isn’t our designated hero a little savage?

*Dumblesnore is observing Harry and Malfoy and taking it all in. At the end of this book he will draw the parallel between Draco and Harry with Snape and James Potter, without telling Harry that he, Harry, is analogous to young Snape. Snape resented that arrogant little berk, James Potter, in part because James, like Malfoy had that indefinable air of being well cared for as a little boy - the air which Snape and Harry conspicuously lacked. I wonder how the plot dumping old coot enjoys watching Harry and Draco as they grow older?

*Twenty broomsticks would indicate that there are a total of twenty Gryffindor and Slytherin first years... but it is best not to tie JKR down to any point involving numeracy.

*The school brooms are really no use for Quidditch. The quality of a player in JKR’s world usually depends on how expensive their equipment is... unless they are Harry of course, but just wait for it...

*Madam Hooch has yellow eyes like Scrimgeour. Ollivander has unusual eyes too. It may have been an interesting aspect of magical phenotypes if JKR had been better at world building.

*Harry has an intuitive grasp on how to handle a broomstick.

*Right from the first, Malfoy’s failings cause Harry delight.

*Malfoy laughs at Neville’s mishap. How would Harry have reacted if Malfoy had had any mishap?

*Parvati and Pansy knew each other before Hogwarts it would seem, but they will very soon have severed all ties if they haven’t already done so, because of the enmity between Gryffindor and Slytherin.

*OK so Hermione criticises Harry for flying because it will get them all in trouble even though Malfoy is already flying... Not 100% sure how the reasoning works there, but once again she is being more provoking than Malfoy, if one were to take a purely objective view of the situation.

*Harry is like an idiot savant when it comes to flying a broomstick.

*I’ll bet Malfoy is worried. Harry really is prepared to knock him off his broom!

*In that light, Malfoy’s throwing the Remembrall to distract Harry is really in the spirit of self-preservation.

*I wonder what McGonagall would have said if she had been calm enough to finish her sentence? Probably something like: “how dare you – might have broken your neck – you are a true Gryffindor!”

*Since Harry is new to the magical community it is a real fear for him that he might actually be chucked out for such a trivial matter as this and be consigned to Hagrid’s kind of drudgery. Oh for the year when he can come close to disemboweling Malfoy and only get detention involving clerical work (foreshadowing...)

*Yes Wood, here is a new Seeker. He has the kind of versatile talent that changes as the plot demands – the other teams will helpfully play worse so that he can win your matches in adversity. Before we sneer at JKR’s apparent lack of writing skill, don’t forget that Frank Richards/ Charles Hamilton who inspired her, used the same device of players who had the kind of talent where opposing teams, even consisting of older boys, would play worse in order for the protagonist to be man of the match. JKR’s take on this is let down by Quidditch being such a joke of a game. It really draws attention to the artificiality of it all to create a position where Harry will be the only player on the team who even matters...

*Curiously McGonagall (or Dumblesnore) is going to get Harry a superior broom. I suppose this is a display of favouritism on Dumbledore’s part that will make Harry more likely to commit suicide by dark wizard on Dumbledore’s orders.

*McGonagall remembers James Potter fondly. Remember in 1997 we actually didn’t know that she was much older than James? That isn’t revealed until Prisoner of Akaban. On that topic, we also didn’t know Malfoy has silver blond hair until Prisoner of Azkaban was published either. I actually assumed he had black hair to begin with.

*Fred reveals that Gryffindor hasn’t won the cup since Charlie left and in Prisoner of Azkaban JKR overreached herself by letting McGonagall say that by this time they hadn’t won for seven years... And yet Charlie is supposed to be only three years older than Percy who in Philosopher’s Stone is a fifth year... the definitive oh dear Maths.

*No such luck Malfoy, Harry is still at Hogwarts and will be pursuing you for years to come. Just wait till sixth year :o

*I don’t know Harry, Malfoy displayed something resembling courage in the air when you were the one with supernatural flying skills who was prepared to kill him...

*Appease Harry, Malfoy. Offer him the chance to kill you tonight, that will calm him down for the present.

*Ron explains that a second in a duel takes over if the combatant dies. I wonder what the look on Harry’s face was that Ron noticed at that moment? Was it a hungry sort of look?

*Here is someone much less welcome even than Malfoy or the twins... just gets worse and worse when trying to eat in peace, doesn’t it Ron?

*Hermione’s priorities are right according to the logic of Gryffindor house – recklessness and brutality are OK... as long as it doesn’t cost house points! More of this later...

*Malfoy exerts a grip on Harry’s mind doesn’t he? It can only be called pathological. Harry can barely even remember the names of Dean, Seamus and Neville who share the dormitory, but he is now hallucinating that Malfoy’s sneering face is looming up out of the darkness... What kind of hallucinations will he get in Half Blood Prince I wonder. Incubi that resemble Draco seem too tame somehow...

*Oh great. Hermione’s latched onto them and won’t go away. Is this foreshadowing?

*I wonder how many points McGonagall gives to one of her own first years for answering Transfiguration questions correctly?

*The Fat Lady and Sir Cadogan really are a worse than useless idea! Gryffindor’s entrance security is the most ridiculous out of all the houses. They’d let a wanted fugitive in if he knew the password, but won’t admit first years who don’t... I suppose the risk must fit the ethos of Gryffindor house.

*Ron doesn’t know the curse of the Bogies, but I suspect Ginny has quite a precocious talent for it ;)

*It’s a trap. Malfoy has arranged for Filch to be waiting for them. Too bad little Harry is not as degenerate as his sixteen year old self who will stoop to attacking the old squib in a surreptitious manner!

*Eleven year old Malfoy is the best schemer in the series – except perhaps for Dumbledore.

*Fluffy’s door can be opened by any first year. So all that prevents students from being eaten by the monster is Dumbledore’s weak and cryptic warning...

*Peeves’ loyalties shift to the Gryffindor kids at the last moment.

*It wouldn’t have been so bad if Hermione had been expelled...

*And Harry’s worked out where the Philosopher’s Stone is hidden. I wonder how many students in total worked it out over the course of the year? It really doesn’t seem to be all that difficult.