*McGonagall then reveals that Neville’s grandmother’s dislike of Charms is, of course, merely covering up her own inadequacy in the subject. Yes, every brief exchange reveals more and more dysfunction in the Longbottom family. All that’s really left is for Neville to reveal that Gran caught him touching himself once and transfigured his willy into peppermint candy.
The scary thing is I can sort of picture that incident happening.
Poor Neville. He always gets the short end of the stick. None of which has anything to do with his weight, of *course*, he's just kind of sad and *happens* to be fat.
*Parvati gets a cameo to remind us she’s a boy-crazy airhead who’s dropped her favorite female teacher in favor of a sexy professor whose genitals she’s actually seen in class. Why hasn’t anyone written fic where Parvati has an affair with Firenze? Dogs and wolves aren’t the only flavor of bestiality you know!
Ew, I never thought of that, but EW. This review is just full of genitalia jokes. :D
*Snape finally gets to perform his Introduction to DADA speech. Not since Susan Lucci finally won her Daytime Emmy has a person looked forward to a speech more.
But he does the speeches so well! Probably practiced in his room, in front of the mirror. A black-framed mirror, because we've established that Snape? Is Goth. :P
*Ernie says Snape taught a good class. This does not in any way suggest that Snape is not considered a horrible, unacceptable teacher by the school at large. After all, Ernie is a Hufflepuff and also pompous. What does he know about good classes?
Only Gryffindors are allowed opinions. And Gryffindors who agree with Harry, at that. If he wants them to have an opinion, he'll GIVE IT to them.
*Btw, will that other obsessive love-ster be Snape? Stay tuned…
La-la-la, I am not LISTENING. (Oh God, I hope not...)
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Date: 2006-05-13 12:20 am (UTC)*McGonagall then reveals that Neville’s grandmother’s dislike of Charms is, of course, merely covering up her own inadequacy in the subject. Yes, every brief exchange reveals more and more dysfunction in the Longbottom family. All that’s really left is for Neville to reveal that Gran caught him touching himself once and transfigured his willy into peppermint candy.
The scary thing is I can sort of picture that incident happening.
Poor Neville. He always gets the short end of the stick. None of which has anything to do with his weight, of *course*, he's just kind of sad and *happens* to be fat.
*Parvati gets a cameo to remind us she’s a boy-crazy airhead who’s dropped her favorite female teacher in favor of a sexy professor whose genitals she’s actually seen in class. Why hasn’t anyone written fic where Parvati has an affair with Firenze? Dogs and wolves aren’t the only flavor of bestiality you know!
Ew, I never thought of that, but EW. This review is just full of genitalia jokes. :D
*Snape finally gets to perform his Introduction to DADA speech. Not since Susan Lucci finally won her Daytime Emmy has a person looked forward to a speech more.
But he does the speeches so well! Probably practiced in his room, in front of the mirror. A black-framed mirror, because we've established that Snape? Is Goth. :P
*Ernie says Snape taught a good class. This does not in any way suggest that Snape is not considered a horrible, unacceptable teacher by the school at large. After all, Ernie is a Hufflepuff and also pompous. What does he know about good classes?
Only Gryffindors are allowed opinions. And Gryffindors who agree with Harry, at that. If he wants them to have an opinion, he'll GIVE IT to them.
*Btw, will that other obsessive love-ster be Snape? Stay tuned…
La-la-la, I am not LISTENING. (Oh God, I hope not...)