Hagrid throws a tantrum and reminds everyone he’s a sort of savage who lives in a hut on the school grounds and every now and then he gets drunk, tries to do magic, and ends up setting fire to his bed a teacher, dammit!
LOL. I enjoyed the stupid-ass 'You're treating me/acting like a teacher? There must be something wrong!' interaction. As well as Harry's first instinct being to blast open the door. (I'm wondering about wizarding insurance now, if such a cowardly concept exists in this utopia. How many doors a year do you think they go through in the Gryffindor dorm? Shit, you mean this things have a knob?! I just threw my mighty man muscles against it!) And of course the inevitable 'Hagrid is much happier hearing about how awful G-P is, and how miserable his apparent friends the Trio were under her tuition.' Someone should try and rewrite these books where all positive emotions connected with other people's misery are removed. It could be the replacement for JKR's editor, who's probably killed themselves out of professional embarrassment by now.
Hagrid calls the Trio ungrateful for only spending three years defending his sorry arse in class.
Ungrateful? Seriously, I'm trying to think of what they could possibly be grateful for... Rock cakes? Naw, they have Molly for food. Favouritism? Er, get in line, Hagrid, you haven't bought anyone a broom yet. Stupid fool, if you want to guilt them/get them to sign up for CoMC, just tell them they're obviously too chicken to take a class with such dangerous animals. He kinda reminds me of Harry, here, though. 'Sure you guys have risked your lives repeatedly in order to assist me with my asinine plots, but still! You've disagreed with me once, so you're DEAD to me!'
There Harry had to pretend Hagrid was a good teacher; now he’s pretending Hermione’s got scruples.
I'm beginning to ship H/Hr. It's hilarious, really, they could just take it in turns to flatter the other's awesome hexing skills and overestimate each other's nobility. Gotta love Harry's 'LOLZ, Wasn't that dishonest, you're a prefect?' (Because if she wasn't, it'd be totally fair! Example 3829 of 'We should follow the rules/break the rules because they're rules themselves, not because dishonesty, in this case, is wrong objectively.') I guess as team captain you could always step in and demand a retrial if you feel strongly enough?
It’s just lucky Harry doesn’t notice that the rest of the Common Room is also watching Ginny play with Arnold the Pygmy puff.
Other people peeing on his territory admiring her beauty could only encourage him. (Gotta love how we're still in the 'Feh, Ginny's kinda cute' stage. It takes seeing her with another guy for him to realise he wants her - and to romantically despise her sluttiness!)
Poor Ron must not know which end is up on the Quidditch Pitch. He triumphed last year, but now he's the goat again. Only for some reason he still stops every goal.
Here's a tip Ron. Practise only for the games where Harry's off the team for fighting (a regular occurence.) While your sister and friend are on the team, you will suddenly become more pathetic than usual, in order to showcase their glory. Now get back into the plot cupboard and wait for their call.
He hasn’t seen Hannah since, but he’s probably thinking about her a lot. You wait; once she comes back the Chosen One is going to make her feel better.
'My mum died for me! Still, cheer up, yours might have loved you enough to have done the same!'
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Date: 2006-05-26 08:51 pm (UTC)a sort of savage who lives in a hut on the school grounds and every now and then he gets drunk, tries to do magic, and ends up setting fire to his beda teacher, dammit!LOL. I enjoyed the stupid-ass 'You're treating me/acting like a teacher? There must be something wrong!' interaction.
As well as Harry's first instinct being to blast open the door. (I'm wondering about wizarding insurance now, if such a cowardly concept exists in this utopia. How many doors a year do you think they go through in the Gryffindor dorm? Shit, you mean this things have a knob?! I just threw my mighty man muscles against it!)
And of course the inevitable 'Hagrid is much happier hearing about how awful G-P is, and how miserable his apparent friends the Trio were under her tuition.' Someone should try and rewrite these books where all positive emotions connected with other people's misery are removed. It could be the replacement for JKR's editor, who's probably killed themselves out of professional embarrassment by now.
Hagrid calls the Trio ungrateful for only spending three years defending his sorry arse in class.
Ungrateful? Seriously, I'm trying to think of what they could possibly be grateful for... Rock cakes? Naw, they have Molly for food. Favouritism? Er, get in line, Hagrid, you haven't bought anyone a broom yet.
Stupid fool, if you want to guilt them/get them to sign up for CoMC, just tell them they're obviously too chicken to take a class with such dangerous animals.
He kinda reminds me of Harry, here, though. 'Sure you guys have risked your lives repeatedly in order to assist me with my asinine plots, but still! You've disagreed with me once, so you're DEAD to me!'
There Harry had to pretend Hagrid was a good teacher; now he’s pretending Hermione’s got scruples.
I'm beginning to ship H/Hr. It's hilarious, really, they could just take it in turns to flatter the other's awesome hexing skills and overestimate each other's nobility.
Gotta love Harry's 'LOLZ, Wasn't that dishonest, you're a prefect?' (Because if she wasn't, it'd be totally fair! Example 3829 of 'We should follow the rules/break the rules because they're rules themselves, not because dishonesty, in this case, is wrong objectively.') I guess as team captain you could always step in and demand a retrial if you feel strongly enough?
It’s just lucky Harry doesn’t notice that the rest of the Common Room is also watching Ginny play with Arnold the Pygmy puff.
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peeing on his territoryadmiring her beauty could only encourage him. (Gotta love how we're still in the 'Feh, Ginny's kinda cute' stage. It takes seeing her with another guy for him to realise he wants her - and to romantically despise her sluttiness!)Poor Ron must not know which end is up on the Quidditch Pitch. He triumphed last year, but now he's the goat again. Only for some reason he still stops every goal.
Here's a tip Ron. Practise only for the games where Harry's off the team for fighting (a regular occurence.) While your sister and friend are on the team, you will suddenly become more pathetic than usual, in order to showcase their glory. Now get back into the plot cupboard and wait for their call.
He hasn’t seen Hannah since, but he’s probably thinking about her a lot. You wait; once she comes back the Chosen One is going to make her feel better.
'My mum died for me! Still, cheer up, yours might have loved you enough to have done the same!'