*Tom’s a pretty badass magician at ten, getting two children and himself down a cliff face. Harry doesn’t seem to have much idea how to do it magically at 17.
Tom is super talented,stupendous, a genius and extremely handsome. And Harry has...GINNY! How could Harry lose? You know how he will win? Tom will trip over his super-pimp muumuu wizard robe, thereby causing a spell to go awry and Harry will hit him with the Bat Bogey Hex. Yes, Ginny is the most talented witch of her age. She works the Snot like noone else.
*Dumbledore’s all disdainful about Tom’s password protection on his cave. "Oh, blood magic. So crude." This from a guy whose office is open to anyone with half a brain and a sweet tooth.
But Tonks is still wandering outside his office.
*Harry clicks into his "Woe is me I shall never see the warmth of Hogwarts and my friends again!" At least there’s the small comfort that he didn’t have a good-bye scene with Ginny.
Thank the powers that be for small favors. Sadly this is only a forestalling. Sigh.
*Zombies appear and Harry goes for…Sectumsempra? So I guess that bloody scene in the bathroom was just a try-out that got a little out of hand? He goes for the Dark Magic? He seems to have taken to that spell really well.
Then again maybe H/G will create a new spell to get evil one, the Sectumbogeysempra. The Snot will cover the floors. Horrific scenes of White Magic in action!
*Dumbledore says he is not worried, as he is with Harry. A bit of empty flattery given that Dumbledore just saved Harry’s arse with the Inferi after Harry panicked. If he wasn’t such a consistently smarmy git when it comes to Harry I’d think Dumbledore was being sarcastic.
I thought this comment was a joke when I first read it. But it wasn't, it was way serious. Dumbledore is just another fangirl of the Chosen One.
*Which in turn makes me think how funny this trip would have been if it had been Snape and Harry.
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Date: 2006-09-08 06:00 pm (UTC)Tom is super talented,stupendous, a genius and extremely handsome. And Harry has...GINNY! How could Harry lose? You know how he will win? Tom will trip over his super-pimp muumuu wizard robe, thereby causing a spell to go awry and Harry will hit him with the Bat Bogey Hex. Yes, Ginny is the most talented witch of her age. She works the Snot like noone else.
*Dumbledore’s all disdainful about Tom’s password protection on his cave. "Oh, blood magic. So crude." This from a guy whose office is open to anyone with half a brain and a sweet tooth.
But Tonks is still wandering outside his office.
*Harry clicks into his "Woe is me I shall never see the warmth of Hogwarts and my friends again!" At least there’s the small comfort that he didn’t have a good-bye scene with Ginny.
Thank the powers that be for small favors. Sadly this is only a forestalling. Sigh.
*Zombies appear and Harry goes for…Sectumsempra? So I guess that bloody scene in the bathroom was just a try-out that got a little out of hand? He goes for the Dark Magic? He seems to have taken to that spell really well.
Then again maybe H/G will create a new spell to get evil one, the Sectumbogeysempra. The Snot will cover the floors. Horrific scenes of White Magic in action!
*Dumbledore says he is not worried, as he is with Harry. A bit of empty flattery given that Dumbledore just saved Harry’s arse with the Inferi after Harry panicked. If he wasn’t such a consistently smarmy git when it comes to Harry I’d think Dumbledore was being sarcastic.
I thought this comment was a joke when I first read it. But it wasn't, it was way serious. Dumbledore is just another fangirl of the Chosen One.
*Which in turn makes me think how funny this trip would have been if it had been Snape and Harry.
Oh sigh, for what might have been.