Thank heaven Harry’s stuck in the car between Piers and Dudley, as opposed to being in a cabbage-smelling (cabbage! Ohnoes!) living room with Mrs. Figg. Even though she’s probably the only one around who treats Harry decently, it’s not the adoration he deserves! Plus, she’s old with a million cats! Pfft, probably couldn’t get a man and we all know that the worth of a woman is based on how many guys want them!
If a woman can't marry a wizard, she just can't marry at all. Don't you just love the overarching theme of feminism already?
The Dursleys don’t encourage Harry to talk about anything out of the ordinary, in order to prove that they are soulless monsters who hate happiness. Funny, I can picture Hermione doing the same thing. Same goes for Molly-we’ll have no talk of Muggle nutters in the Burrow, thank you very much.
Of course, all this craziness of the Dursleys couldn't be an attempt to keep Harry from gathering the attention of a psychopath. Right? Of course, Petunia couldn't be thinking, "if the kid doesn't show power, then he won't have to fight said psychopath". No, Petunia and family are just EVIL and either too fat or too skinny. Unlike Ginny who has a stocky body just like the Twins yet so equal and perfect on sunlit days. How can the Dursleys match that?
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Date: 2006-10-20 05:44 pm (UTC)If a woman can't marry a wizard, she just can't marry at all. Don't you just love the overarching theme of feminism already?
The Dursleys don’t encourage Harry to talk about anything out of the ordinary, in order to prove that they are soulless monsters who hate happiness. Funny, I can picture Hermione doing the same thing. Same goes for Molly-we’ll have no talk of Muggle nutters in the Burrow, thank you very much.
Of course, all this craziness of the Dursleys couldn't be an attempt to keep Harry from gathering the attention of a psychopath. Right? Of course, Petunia couldn't be thinking, "if the kid doesn't show power, then he won't have to fight said psychopath". No, Petunia and family are just EVIL and either too fat or too skinny. Unlike Ginny who has a stocky body just like the Twins yet so equal and perfect on sunlit days. How can the Dursleys match that?