The mantelpiece is decorated only with pictures of Dudley, but not of our dear hero.
I'm surprised there's no remark about how he doesn't fit in the frame.
Dudley has gotten a lot of presents involving evil Muggle technology, such as a computer and a television. Lucky thing the more innovative wizards swap Chocolate Frog cards for fun.
You can see why Hermione throws herself into the WW. By now she's probably one of those people who gets all befuzzled when they have to open an e-mail attachment.
Dudley cannot count, and apparently his having to think is hard work. Oh, JKR, stop, you’re killing me with all the “Dudley so stupid and FAT, have I mentioned that yet?” jokes.
He's got fat in the head. Makes it hard to think.
Harry can’t feel too sorry for Mrs. Figg breaking her leg-serves her right for showing him all her cat pictures, the bitch.
Mrs Figg needs no bullies to keep her from having friends. But don't worry, apparently this is all an act. She's pretending to be a loser so Harry won't like her.
Interesting that Petunia mentions finding the house in ruins, a la Godric’s Hollow. Wonder how much she really knows about that night.
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Date: 2006-10-20 06:23 pm (UTC)I'm surprised there's no remark about how he doesn't fit in the frame.
Dudley has gotten a lot of presents involving evil Muggle technology, such as a computer and a television. Lucky thing the more innovative wizards swap Chocolate Frog cards for fun.
You can see why Hermione throws herself into the WW. By now she's probably one of those people who gets all befuzzled when they have to open an e-mail attachment.
Dudley cannot count, and apparently his having to think is hard work. Oh, JKR, stop, you’re killing me with all the “Dudley so stupid and FAT, have I mentioned that yet?” jokes.
He's got fat in the head. Makes it hard to think.
Harry can’t feel too sorry for Mrs. Figg breaking her leg-serves her right for showing him all her cat pictures, the bitch.
Mrs Figg needs no bullies to keep her from having friends. But don't worry, apparently this is all an act. She's pretending to be a loser so Harry won't like her.
Interesting that Petunia mentions finding the house in ruins, a la Godric’s Hollow. Wonder how much she really knows about that night.
That is a sort of ominous line, isn't it?