Harry’s so happy he feels a balloon swelling inside him. Oh my god. Harry, that’s not a balloon! It’s a chest monster egg!
Hehehe, it all makes sense now!
Harry’s completely shocked to hear Wizards have banks. The fact that there are Wizards at all is no problem, but they have banks??
I'd be surprised too, because why would wizards need money? You'd think they could get everything money can buy anyway.
Dumbledore really ought to learn the difference between trusting someone to do something requiring discretion and caution because they actually possess discretion and caution, and trusting someone to fanboy you personally until the end of time.
And now I'm suddenly imagining Harry trusting colin Creevy with Very Important Information of any kind. Although Colin would probably be better at keeping a secret than Hagrid.
I’m surprised there’s no theories about Hagrid having some sort of history with Madam Malkin. Both times Harry has to go there Hagrid makes some excuse not to go inside so that Harry can see Malfoy alone.
The theories probably focus on the "seeing Malfoy alone"-part. ;-)
"Hullo," says the boy, "Hogwarts too—" OMG! What a little bastard!
I know right? The sheer insolence! How dare he speak without being spoken too? >:(
Uh oh, mysterious blond boy, you’ve made Harry feel stupid by asking everyday questions.
*shakes head* Don't you know there's no worse sin than making Harry feel stupid? You're supposed to read his mind, silly! Like Ginny! She knew exactly what Harry wanted and didn't want without having spoken to him, you should follow her example.
And he’s got gossip about the weirdo teacher! Uh-oh, we all know how kids hate that kind of thing. No wonder Harry dislikes him. Next he’ll be telling Harry how the shop teacher lost his fingers. Run, Harry, run!
You're implying otherwise? Silly Magpie, don't you know that gossip is a typical "girly" thing, and Real Nice Guys like Harry is bound to despise it except for when it's information he needs?
Harry tells Hagrid about the boy saying Muggle family kids didn’t belong, and Hagrid is quick to assure Harry he’s not from a Muggle family. His parents are Wizards! It’s not like those people who raised you count, they’re Muggles!
Not that there's anything wrong with being Muggleborn or anything, I'm sure Hagbrid just forgot to mention that!
Hagrid also assures Harry that if the boy had known who he was, he’d never have made him feel stupid. He’d have rightly fallen on the floor and kissed the hem of Harry’s garment had he known.
And again, way to convince Harry that it doesn't matter whether you're Muggle-born or not, what with all the mephasis on how Harry most certainly absolutely is Not One.
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Date: 2006-11-10 07:38 pm (UTC)Hehehe, it all makes sense now!
Harry’s completely shocked to hear Wizards have banks. The fact that there are Wizards at all is no problem, but they have banks??
I'd be surprised too, because why would wizards need money? You'd think they could get everything money can buy anyway.
Dumbledore really ought to learn the difference between trusting someone to do something requiring discretion and caution because they actually possess discretion and caution, and trusting someone to fanboy you personally until the end of time.
And now I'm suddenly imagining Harry trusting colin Creevy with Very Important Information of any kind. Although Colin would probably be better at keeping a secret than Hagrid.
I’m surprised there’s no theories about Hagrid having some sort of history with Madam Malkin. Both times Harry has to go there Hagrid makes some excuse not to go inside so that Harry can see Malfoy alone.
The theories probably focus on the "seeing Malfoy alone"-part. ;-)
"Hullo," says the boy, "Hogwarts too—" OMG! What a little bastard!
I know right? The sheer insolence! How dare he speak without being spoken too? >:(
Uh oh, mysterious blond boy, you’ve made Harry feel stupid by asking everyday questions.
*shakes head* Don't you know there's no worse sin than making Harry feel stupid? You're supposed to read his mind, silly! Like Ginny! She knew exactly what Harry wanted and didn't want without having spoken to him, you should follow her example.
And he’s got gossip about the weirdo teacher! Uh-oh, we all know how kids hate that kind of thing. No wonder Harry dislikes him. Next he’ll be telling Harry how the shop teacher lost his fingers. Run, Harry, run!
You're implying otherwise? Silly Magpie, don't you know that gossip is a typical "girly" thing, and Real Nice Guys like Harry is bound to despise it
except for when it's information he needs?Harry tells Hagrid about the boy saying Muggle family kids didn’t belong, and Hagrid is quick to assure Harry he’s not from a Muggle family. His parents are Wizards! It’s not like those people who raised you count, they’re Muggles!
Not that there's anything wrong with being Muggleborn or anything, I'm sure Hagbrid just forgot to mention that!
Hagrid also assures Harry that if the boy had known who he was, he’d never have made him feel stupid. He’d have rightly fallen on the floor and kissed the hem of Harry’s garment had he known.
And again, way to convince Harry that it doesn't matter whether you're Muggle-born or not, what with all the mephasis on how Harry most certainly absolutely is Not One.