Oh, the awesomeness of my rage when people tell me that Draco can't fight. Ron, the Tall Younger Brother of Many Great Big Brothers Including the Weasley Twins, got a bloody nose! He held his own!
Of course, people seem to think Harry won a fight against Draco in Book 5. Well, I too will prove my fighting prowess against anyone George Weasley chooses to hold down for me.
Ahem. I mean, I am proud of my baby only child pale shrimplet. (For though he is TALL AND MANLY now, he was VERY SMALL back then, not that he ever got points for being the short brave kid like Harry.)
Perhaps Hermione is just impatient with her chess pieces. They can't do her real good by using them, or be a constant reminder of her verging on sociopathic brilliance like Marietta Edgecombe. Whereas perhaps Ron sees ways to use people like chess pieces, but would never do so, because they are people and they deserve respect! (Except the Slytherins, of course.) That's my fanwank, and it is precious to me.
Snape can read minds! I wonder if he thinks Harry's melodrama is really funny, or if he's annoyed and bored already. 'only James Potter's child would have such self-important thoughts. I just know it.'
I am so embarrassingly fond of tiny Malfoy. I am just as prejudiced as Albus Dumbledore. Time to go off the tower for my own good.
Oh Neville. The sole thing you have going for you is that you are not vicious like the other Gryffindor kids. Stop making me hate you. Stop, I say. And put your plant down, cos that will turn you blind.
I do remember being distressed by this bullying, because I do hate the bullies. Fortunately Malfoy apparently got over this childish nastiness and by fifth year could barely remember who Neville was! He should keep a little black book like the twins. That'd help him bully properly.
Also, he should be more sensible. I mean, theoretically Neville could have hexed him back! He's not helplessly without any magic like a Squib! Harry should give him pointers.
Also, I have just remembered how much I love the fact that in PoA they REALLY NEED a Gryffindor sub. But of course it doesn't occur to Ginny that she can play. No. The real Ginny couldn't play, of course. This false Ginny learned Quidditch flying on her bat wings in hell!
I wonder if JKR meant to have lots of random segues to the ground during Quidditch games to make them more interesting, and then her editors told her that now the books were famous POVs could not go flying off any which way and she was like, I HAVE TO WRITE THE GAMES? and lay down on the ground and cried. I would've. But then, I would've had Slytherin win in OotP.
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Date: 2007-01-06 02:01 am (UTC)Of course, people seem to think Harry won a fight against Draco in Book 5. Well, I too will prove my fighting prowess against anyone George Weasley chooses to hold down for me.
Ahem. I mean, I am proud of my baby only child pale shrimplet. (For though he is TALL AND MANLY now, he was VERY SMALL back then, not that he ever got points for being the short brave kid like Harry.)
Perhaps Hermione is just impatient with her chess pieces. They can't do her real good by using them, or be a constant reminder of her verging on sociopathic brilliance like Marietta Edgecombe. Whereas perhaps Ron sees ways to use people like chess pieces, but would never do so, because they are people and they deserve respect! (Except the Slytherins, of course.) That's my fanwank, and it is precious to me.
Snape can read minds! I wonder if he thinks Harry's melodrama is really funny, or if he's annoyed and bored already. 'only James Potter's child would have such self-important thoughts. I just know it.'
I am so embarrassingly fond of tiny Malfoy. I am just as prejudiced as Albus Dumbledore. Time to go off the tower for my own good.
Oh Neville. The sole thing you have going for you is that you are not vicious like the other Gryffindor kids. Stop making me hate you. Stop, I say. And put your plant down, cos that will turn you blind.
I do remember being distressed by this bullying, because I do hate the bullies. Fortunately Malfoy apparently got over this childish nastiness and by fifth year could barely remember who Neville was! He should keep a little black book like the twins. That'd help him bully properly.
Also, he should be more sensible. I mean, theoretically Neville could have hexed him back! He's not helplessly without any magic like a Squib! Harry should give him pointers.
Also, I have just remembered how much I love the fact that in PoA they REALLY NEED a Gryffindor sub. But of course it doesn't occur to Ginny that she can play. No. The real Ginny couldn't play, of course. This false Ginny learned Quidditch flying on her bat wings in hell!
I wonder if JKR meant to have lots of random segues to the ground during Quidditch games to make them more interesting, and then her editors told her that now the books were famous POVs could not go flying off any which way and she was like, I HAVE TO WRITE THE GAMES? and lay down on the ground and cried. I would've. But then, I would've had Slytherin win in OotP.