I don't know about you, but that'd piss me right off although Voldemort's had Ginny more intimately than Harry, haha.
Heh. Someone actually suggested recently that Rowling won't let Harry maybe die a virgin, so there'll be euphemisms etc. to suggest that...um, he won't. The stomach roils.
It's always correct and right to sink down to the level of people you deem to be unworthy.
Yup, you can even start being a jerk first, and then defend yourself on the grounds of the person being such a meanie. (It was counter-rudeness! I'm sure they would have hexed me first if they'd had the chance! etc.)
Does he demand one of his mates comes round or something?
Dudley's got a whole gang, iirc. Cause he's cool, yo. (No, really. Dudley's one of the only realistic teenagers in the books, imho. Hanging around the streets in his leather jacket, smoking. ;)
"Sounds a bit like zombies, sir, like in Dudley's Zombie BrainFest IV Playstation thing"
Harry is a quaintly old-fashioned chap from a good family, he's far too intelligent for all this modern rubbish (not like you can buy a Harry Potter video game, after all! ...Oh, wait.) That, and he's Ever So Victimised and probably hasn't been within ten feet of the screen, woefulharrycakes...
Note she's like, sassy and cheeky and stuff! Girl power! And she apparently didn't like Slytherin, either! Even better.
Slughorn doesn't want to risk dying, so he needs to be mocked?
I love Harry's 'Ugh, the shallowness of those valuing possessions (and the comparison - he'd have thought Slughorn's place belonged to a woman: horrors!) and fame.' I suppose he'll be auctioning off his super Firebolt to the poor? That, and it's easy not to care about connections when you already have a trillion. Sure isn't Harry referring to himself as the Chosen One later or anything!
Oh shut up, Dumbledore, with your fake-eccentric "Ooh, I love knitting patterns, me!" shite.
WORD.
Harry might be angsting about it, but that's just another form of self-pity in my opinion. "Lying on his bed refusing meals"? Oh shut up.
Hee! My favourite thing about that is that the Dursleys probably didn't notice, depriving him of the oxygen of attention. EVEN BIGGER WOE!
Neville's parents weren't so 1337 as Harry's and Neville wouldn't have been able to defeat Voldemort like the wonder that is Harry.
I guess Neville was just an inferior baby. Even at one, Harry was more loveable and stronger than anyone else. *vomits* I like how JKR said in her lameass interview how she'd tried to show how Harry had grown, since in OotP, he was all embarrassed to be seen with Luna and Neville, whereas in HBP, he's more subtly embarrassedconsidering Neville to unimportant to tell such a vital detail about his own life topatronisingly pitying thrilled to be with them. I guess that's their payment for risking their lives for him, huh? He'll actually acknowledge their existence. OMG TEH KEWLIES!
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Date: 2005-09-13 06:53 pm (UTC)although Voldemort's had Ginny more intimately than Harry, haha.Heh.
Someone actually suggested recently that Rowling won't let Harry maybe die a virgin, so there'll be euphemisms etc. to suggest that...um, he won't. The stomach roils.
It's always correct and right to sink down to the level of people you deem to be unworthy.
Yup, you can even start being a jerk first, and then defend yourself on the grounds of the person being such a meanie. (It was counter-rudeness! I'm sure they would have hexed me first if they'd had the chance! etc.)
Does he demand one of his mates comes round or something?
Dudley's got a whole gang, iirc. Cause he's cool, yo. (No, really. Dudley's one of the only realistic teenagers in the books, imho. Hanging around the streets in his leather jacket, smoking. ;)
"Sounds a bit like zombies, sir, like in Dudley's Zombie BrainFest IV Playstation thing"
Harry is a quaintly old-fashioned chap from a good family, he's far too intelligent for all this modern rubbish (not like you can buy a Harry Potter video game, after all! ...Oh, wait.) That, and he's Ever So Victimised and probably hasn't been within ten feet of the screen, woefulharrycakes...
Blah blah Lily blah blah charming blah blah brightest ever blah blah vivacious blah blah ooh I've just come. Stupid Lily-Sue :(
Note she's like, sassy and cheeky and stuff! Girl power!
And she apparently didn't like Slytherin, either! Even better.
Slughorn doesn't want to risk dying, so he needs to be mocked?
I love Harry's 'Ugh, the shallowness of those valuing possessions (and the comparison - he'd have thought Slughorn's place belonged to a woman: horrors!) and fame.' I suppose he'll be auctioning off his super Firebolt to the poor?
That, and it's easy not to care about connections when you already have a trillion. Sure isn't Harry referring to himself as the Chosen One later or anything!
Oh shut up, Dumbledore, with your fake-eccentric "Ooh, I love knitting patterns, me!" shite.
WORD.
Harry might be angsting about it, but that's just another form of self-pity in my opinion. "Lying on his bed refusing meals"? Oh shut up.
Hee! My favourite thing about that is that the Dursleys probably didn't notice, depriving him of the oxygen of attention. EVEN BIGGER WOE!
Neville's parents weren't so 1337 as Harry's and Neville wouldn't have been able to defeat Voldemort like the wonder that is Harry.
I guess Neville was just an inferior baby. Even at one, Harry was more loveable and stronger than anyone else. *vomits*
I like how JKR said in her lameass interview how she'd tried to show how Harry had grown, since in OotP, he was all embarrassed to be seen with Luna and Neville, whereas in HBP, he's
more subtly embarrassedconsidering Neville to unimportant to tell such a vital detail about his own life topatronisingly pityingthrilled to be with them. I guess that's their payment for risking their lives for him, huh? He'll actually acknowledge their existence. OMG TEH KEWLIES!