Salazar's retirement career
Feb. 13th, 2019 03:17 pmIt's interesting that we never hear what happened to Salazar Slytherin after he "departed" that fateful morning. Jodel suggested a couple of possibilities (included below). As a slightly tongue-in-cheek exercise, here's a quiz on his possible post-Hogwarts activities.
(a) He founded Durmstrang.
(b) He founded the Department of Mysteries (whatever it was called pre-Ministry).
(c) He started a war (maybe with pureblood supremacist ideology, maybe something else).
(d) He retired and lived a quiet life of scholarship and contemplation.
(e) He served on the Wizards' Council.
(f) He started a pet shop specializing in exotic snakes.
(g) He accidentally got killed by his own basilisk. The other Founders covered it up out of respect for his memory.
(h) The other Founders killed him and buried him under the foundations of their new Astronomy Tower.
(i) Other, explained in comments.
(a) He founded Durmstrang.
(b) He founded the Department of Mysteries (whatever it was called pre-Ministry).
(c) He started a war (maybe with pureblood supremacist ideology, maybe something else).
(d) He retired and lived a quiet life of scholarship and contemplation.
(e) He served on the Wizards' Council.
(f) He started a pet shop specializing in exotic snakes.
(g) He accidentally got killed by his own basilisk. The other Founders covered it up out of respect for his memory.
(h) The other Founders killed him and buried him under the foundations of their new Astronomy Tower.
(i) Other, explained in comments.
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Date: 2019-02-14 12:59 pm (UTC)And there’s always (j): He went back to Spain, married a nice Jewish girl, and lived happily ever after.
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Date: 2019-02-14 06:39 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2019-02-14 08:40 pm (UTC)(g) sounds like the type of poetic irony JKR would probably find fitting or amusing, but she already did that with Snape - the whole "Slytherin getting put down by their own house emblem" thing....
In a weird way, the story of the four Founders of Hogwarts reminds me a tiny bit of Avatar: The Last Airbender, especially the opening narration. "Long ago, the four
nationsfounders lived together in harmony. Then everything changed whenthe Fire Nation attackedSalazar Slytherin distrusted Muggle-borns."I'm being silly, but I do wonder what would drive a man like Salazar to disappear, especially after putting so much work in his Chamber and basilisk.
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Date: 2019-02-14 09:30 pm (UTC)I'm curious, why do you dislike the other Founders? Is it because they argued with Salazar which led to him leaving, is it because of the way they set up the school? We don't know that much about them as people, so I'm interested in your thoughts.
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Date: 2019-02-14 10:58 pm (UTC)That’s why I said my choice is based on my current mood. When I’m feeling generous, I’m willing to see the Founders as decent people who genuinely cared about their late friend Salazar (despite his occasional lapses at serpent-wrangling) and wanted to protect his posthumous reputation. When I’m feeling contrary, I enjoy imagining them as ruthless bastards who see murder as the most convenient way of disposing of an awkward colleague. I just happen to feel contrary more often than otherwise.
In other words, don’t take any of it seriously. I’m only snarking.
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Date: 2019-02-15 03:04 am (UTC)But yes, it is an awful lot to just walk away from. Chamber, basilisk, and students. The Hat really didn't give us enough details.
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Date: 2019-02-15 03:12 am (UTC)But hey, if you want ambiguous evidence that might or might not support the idea of the other three as iffy, here's something: why did Rowena send a homicidal creep like the Baron to fetch her daughter home? The generous answer is that he was good at pretending to be an okay guy and she honestly didn't know. But you could always go for Bad Judgement Rowena (who didn't recognize the warning signs) or Negligent Rowena (who didn't particularly care). Or even Vengeful Rowena, who sent the Baron to kill her daughter for stealing the diadem.
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Date: 2019-02-15 03:13 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2019-02-15 04:33 am (UTC)Those are all rhetorical and random questions. Maybe I'm too big of a worrier, but I can't imagine leaving such a creature behind without an urgent reason. I don't think Salazar would've left after one or two squabbles with the other founders; I think it would've had to be something substantial for him to walk away by choice (if he did choose to walk away in the first place and wasn't forcibly kicked out or killed).
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Date: 2019-02-15 05:02 pm (UTC)As for Rowena, I wonder how having that tiara of wisdom and then losing it affected her judgment. Did she come to depend on it too much? Was she more interested in her daughter or in her trinket?
Also, supposedly Rowena is responsible for the insane design of the castle. Why Rowena? What kind of wisdom is in that?
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Date: 2019-02-15 06:33 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2019-02-15 07:10 pm (UTC)I know a gigantic serpent is far from a harmless and helpless pet, but I can't imagine Salazar leaving it behind without a good enough reason. There's also the chance he didn't care about the serpent as a living creature and saw it more as a weapon to use.
Maybe I'm thinking too much over this. Perhaps JKR just wanted a big scary snake for Harry to battle in a foreboding secret dungeon and didn't think too much about the basilisk beyond that.
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Date: 2019-02-15 07:21 pm (UTC)As much as I like Luna, I never got the sense the few known Ravenclaw characters in the books were wise as much as they were presented as either eccentric or bookish. The few Ravenclaw characters I can think of besides Luna are Cho, Flitwick, Lockhart, Quirrell, and Padma Patil. I'm sure there's more I'm forgetting, but the strengths of Ravenclaws seemed even more ignored than Hufflepuffs in the books (with the exception of Luna, I suppose)
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Date: 2019-02-15 11:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-02-16 03:29 pm (UTC)When Harry enters tunnels leading to CoS he notices rat bones and snake molts. Considering that the tunnel's walls are wet, those must be recent.
This means that over 6 meters long snake ate well enough to grow, but there is no way that this big boy would be satisfied with just rats and we don't hear any reports of missing pets. So what the Basilisk eats?
About 50 years ago Hagrid released an invasive specie of spiders into forest. Spiders that grow to size of elephant. Students are forbidden from entering the forest so aside from occasional rule breaker spiders must prey on some other big animals.
And yet the forest isn't overrun by Aragog's spawn and in the first book not only there is enough unicorns for herd, but also centaurs aren't afraid of travelling on their own.
So something must act as population control for Acromantulas.
I believe that after Acromantulas ate all animals that Basilisk normally ate, it moved to eating younger Acromantulas.
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Date: 2019-02-16 04:05 pm (UTC)Well considering that he was petty and skilled enough to secretly build CoS under existing castle without weakening it's structural integrity he most probably stayed in UK a few more years creating a political body that was precursor to the Ministry (I'll have the last word, Godric!) while on side starting his own business: designing and building magical buildings! Quickly Salazar became very popular among purebloods. Rowena became jealous. The rivalry between two old colleagues resulted in A)Hogwarts becoming Murder Castle TM and B)Salazar being covered in so much of political mud that he had to emigrate back to his homeland: Iberian peninsula.
Sadly that didn't end well for Sal. A few years after he came back he was murdered to death by good Allah fearing Saracen.
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Date: 2019-02-17 01:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-02-17 01:12 am (UTC)It could be just that it was a really neat intellectual puzzle, and she never got as far as "is this a good idea, though?"
I wonder a lot about exactly how her diadem worked. And why she didn't just make another one if her daughter wanted one so badly.
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Date: 2019-02-17 01:16 am (UTC)On the other hand, do we know for certain that this is his basilisk? Maybe he just had a normal big snake for a pet, someone else made the basilisk over the many centuries since, and the legend got a little muddled.
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Date: 2019-02-17 01:20 am (UTC)It's also possible that the basilisk can get out into the lake. Maybe it eats baby giant squid, and that's why we only ever see one. (Otherwise, we have to ask whether it's an immortal giant squid, or do they re-stock it every so often when the old one dies, or what.) Maybe it's only because Harry killed it that they could hold one of the Triwizard tasks in the lake at all without risking the students getting Petrified by the basilisk's gaze through the water.
The rat bones are puzzling. Snakes don't actually rip the meat off and leave the bones, unless I'm wildly mistaken. Are basilisks different? Or did something else eat those rats--and if so, what?
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Date: 2019-02-17 01:29 am (UTC)I wonder just how far under the castle the CoS is in the first place? And how much of the castle had they built when he built his chamber? What kind of soil and stone was he digging into? Where's the water table? So many questions.
Someone who helped found an international (at the time) pan-British magical school sounds like a good candidate for also starting a pan-British magical government.
If he did go back to the Iberian Peninsula, he could have gotten killed in one of the many little civil wars and Reconquista-related fights.
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Date: 2019-02-17 10:39 am (UTC)It's kinda scary to think what will happen now that Basilisk is dead.
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Date: 2019-02-17 02:49 pm (UTC)Let's take into consideration what little we learn about her from HP books.
She picked students that were intelligent. Additionally Ravenclaw students that attend Hogwarts with Harry tend to be good looking; it's possible that Hat is preprogrammed to take under consideration other factors than those stated in Hat's Songs. In situation where student fits well in Ravenclaw and other house the looks factor might be deciding factor. Intelligence and looks are much easier to show off than hardworking or cunning. Especially in academic setting.
So Rowena might be in this regard a little like Horace.
What next? Ah yes, her architectural legacy. Hogwarts looks like portfolio of insane architectural genius. There is a lot of flashy structures (the ceiling in the Great Hall, moving stairs) that are either impractical or outright dangerous. To make things even worse, her student's Common Room has the worst security system in the whole building. Sure it shows off Rowena's skill at enchanting and shows off her students' intelligence, but can end up in either letting in a dangerous intruder or keeping out a stressed out student during emergency.
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Date: 2019-04-28 12:07 pm (UTC)Reason for (d): If Salazar had spent little time at Hogwarts, say just a couple of decades given the supposedly long lifespan of a wizard, I think the other founders would have said, 'Good riddance to bad rubbish' and gotten rid of Slytherin House, tweaking the Sorting Hat to just assign to the three houses and redistributing the then-current Slytherin students to the other houses. Since they didn't, I'll say that he stayed a good many years and the split came when they were all nearing retirement age so Salazar's ambitions channeled into a more sedentary post-Hogwarts occupation of scholarship with the aim of writing amazing and oft-cited theses on the various magical arts.
(g) is just wild. Love it! Blood on all those good, pure hands.
(h) hoist by one's own petard? Lovely.
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Date: 2019-05-04 04:22 am (UTC)But I do like the idea of Sal's scholarship (before or after the split, or both) being oft-cited foundational texts. If "Slytherin" was a nickname rather than a surname, and Salazar his family name or the name of his father's or grandfather's hometown, his works could be cited in all the kids' textbooks and they might not even realize!