Date: 2020-08-18 09:31 am (UTC)
Homely Eileen refused handsome Tom because she was already into muggles, and didn't think the boys at Hogwarts were sexy enough to bother with. Tom has resented muggles ever since. It would have saved Wizarding Britain a great deal of trouble if Eileen had never told Tom his equipment was too small.

Folks here at DTCL have mentioned before how magic seems to blunt the male libido, forcing witches to drug boys with love potions to get them interested in sex. Teenage Eileen preferred to spend her vacations hitting the dance clubs of Manchester, picking up guys. Eileen's marriage with Toby was not abusive but rather tempestuous: lots of screaming arguments followed by passionate make-up sex. Little Sev was soooo embarrassed.
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