HBP: Chapter 6: All Draco, All the time
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deathtocapslockIn which the terrorists Death Eaters WIN Diagon Alley.
- Hermione was dreadful and Ginny good, so they were reasonably well matched.OTP!!1 Notice how the authorial voice leaves it implied that Harry is far better at Quidditch than the bloke who's been following the game for as long as he remembers. I would start a Ron So Pathetic Count (RSPC), but it would probably hit triple digits halfway through the book.
- Say hello to Remus Lupin, bringing birthday cheer in the form of news on death and disappearances, as well as clothes so ragged and patched he probably looks more like a bum nowadays. Such a pity JKR didn't let him become the Back-up Godfather, isn't it?
- Let us all mourn the passing of Igor Karkaroff, who will be missed for his pointy beard and blatant fanboying of Krum and Snape. Know that in your death, you have brought a gratuitous Regulus mention, thus setting up his eventual revelation as TEH RAB. May you continue you fanboying from the Great Beyond, Karkaroff.
- Harry gets the brief stab in the gut from the "People I like are dying too!" icepick, thus establishing his sensitive nature. Now he can spend the rest of the book ignoring the doom and gloom in favor of oglingMalfoy Riddle Ginny with a clean conscience.
- "Talking of Diagon Alley," said Mr. Weasley, "looks like Ollivander's gone too."
"The wandmaker?" said Ginny, looking startled.
"No, the pet store owner." retorted QF sarcastically.
- Lo, Harry is now Quidditch captain, getting equal status as prefects. This: a) is Dumbledore's way of making up to Harry not getting the Prefecthood last year, b) shows Hogwarts' priorities are no different than most high schools', and c) gives Harry the chance to surprise Draco in the Prefects' bathroom! SQUEE!!!1
- Say hello to Bill. He's here to give yet another instance of Ron So Pathetic, make a mention at the Probity Probe (while Harry wonders if the Probity Probe given to him by Nature will be enough to probeDraco Ginny) and to make it up to Fleur for leaving her with those screeching harpies he calls "Mum", "Sis" and "Future Sister-in-law".
- Once again, we get an instance of Ron So Pathetic (two in the same page for those of us who bought the Scholastic edition!), as he forgets the only reason they get Ministry cars is because Arthur's bosses want to protect Harry. And judging by Arthur's undescribed tone, someone (say, Percy) must have been very clear about this to him the other day.
- Say hello to Hagrid. Yes, I know you don't want to, but you have to be polite. Watch as JKR blatantly references Chapter 5 of PS/SS in order to increase the shock of Diagon Alley's current state.
- Shockingly, Tom the landlord doesn't suddenly resemble Quasimodo, but rather remains wizened, bald and toothless. I suppose this is because JKR wrote this chapter before seeing the PoA movie.
- Seedy Merchant is the first character among many to comment on Ginny's summer-brought prettiness. In honor of such an occasion, I hereby start the Ginny So Pretty Count (GSPC: 1).
- Yet another reference to Book 1 Chapter 5 brings us the first instance of Harry noticing the handsomeness of his fellow man... in this book. Granted, the authorial voice describes the robes, and not the young man, as handsome, but it's still valid enough for starting the Handsome Count (HC: 1).
- So the big question of this scene is: to whom would Draco send those flowers? Hermione (to the joy of Draco/Hermione shippers everywhere, the freaks) or the Twins? Or maybe Harry?
- It doesn't help that Harry's wand is at attention for the duration of this scene (Ron raises it, too, but everyone forgets about it, because Ron So Pathetic).
- Props to Narcissa for calling things as they are ("Attack my son"? It was a counterattack, woman! And he deserved it!!) as well as for treating Harry's "witty" retorts the same way we all would have (Harry's anger was only matched by his surprise; why wasn't Narcissa gawping stupidly at his awesome burn?).
- The Draco Dark Mark Debate: Part 1: On the one hand, if Draco feared having his Dark Mark shown because of Madam Malkin raising his sleeve, he wouldn't have taken off his robes (thus making Harry raise his wand a bit higher); on the other hand, if he's wearing clothes under the robes, he might not have liked those needles anywhere near where his Dark Mark is.
- Apparently, the Trio believe that the Malfoys would dare make trouble in the middle of Diagon Alley. Nice to know their selective memory works on events that happened a couple of minutes ago.
- Leave it to the Twins to release all the tension of Diagon Alley with a fart joke. Also, Ron is right: the Death Eaters won't murder the Twins in their sleep, not when they can provide them with all the weaponry they need (plus, Nagini loves those Edible Dark Marks).
- Anyone betting that someone will use those Patented Daydream Charms for a different purpose than advertised in Book 7? I mean, they must be cheaper than tranq darts, for one thing.
- And here are some love potions, for those among us who believe Ginny was spiking Harry's pumpkin juice at Hogwarts. Notice also how the Twins seem to be doing the brotherly tease while Ginny reacts as though they were calling her a filthy, red-headed whore. Honestly, Gin, who pissed on your cornflakes?
- The Draco Dark Mark Debate: Part 2: Either Draco showed Borgin his Dark Mark, or he pressed an Edible Dark Mark on his arm until it left a mark, if you will.
- Also, it's very obvious on hindsight that Draco is asking to keep the black cabinet safe: not only is the thing on plain sight (and actually blocking the Trio's line of sight), it's also probably the only thing in the store Draco couldn't simply put in a bag.
- Hermione didn't have a clear idea on how to get information out of Borgin, did she? Cleverest witch of her age, my arse.
- Also, now we know why Rowling revealed Draco's birthday before the book's release: so we could know what gave Hermione away (besides the complete lack of subtlety, that is).
Next week: Someone gets hexed and stomped on at the Hogwarts Express, and for once, it isn't Draco.
- Hermione was dreadful and Ginny good, so they were reasonably well matched.
- Say hello to Remus Lupin, bringing birthday cheer in the form of news on death and disappearances, as well as clothes so ragged and patched he probably looks more like a bum nowadays. Such a pity JKR didn't let him become the Back-up Godfather, isn't it?
- Let us all mourn the passing of Igor Karkaroff, who will be missed for his pointy beard and blatant fanboying of Krum and Snape. Know that in your death, you have brought a gratuitous Regulus mention, thus setting up his eventual revelation as TEH RAB. May you continue you fanboying from the Great Beyond, Karkaroff.
- Harry gets the brief stab in the gut from the "People I like are dying too!" icepick, thus establishing his sensitive nature. Now he can spend the rest of the book ignoring the doom and gloom in favor of ogling
- "Talking of Diagon Alley," said Mr. Weasley, "looks like Ollivander's gone too."
"The wandmaker?" said Ginny, looking startled.
"No, the pet store owner." retorted QF sarcastically.
- Lo, Harry is now Quidditch captain, getting equal status as prefects. This: a) is Dumbledore's way of making up to Harry not getting the Prefecthood last year, b) shows Hogwarts' priorities are no different than most high schools', and c) gives Harry the chance to surprise Draco in the Prefects' bathroom! SQUEE!!!1
- Say hello to Bill. He's here to give yet another instance of Ron So Pathetic, make a mention at the Probity Probe (while Harry wonders if the Probity Probe given to him by Nature will be enough to probe
- Once again, we get an instance of Ron So Pathetic (two in the same page for those of us who bought the Scholastic edition!), as he forgets the only reason they get Ministry cars is because Arthur's bosses want to protect Harry. And judging by Arthur's undescribed tone, someone (say, Percy) must have been very clear about this to him the other day.
- Say hello to Hagrid. Yes, I know you don't want to, but you have to be polite. Watch as JKR blatantly references Chapter 5 of PS/SS in order to increase the shock of Diagon Alley's current state.
- Shockingly, Tom the landlord doesn't suddenly resemble Quasimodo, but rather remains wizened, bald and toothless. I suppose this is because JKR wrote this chapter before seeing the PoA movie.
- Seedy Merchant is the first character among many to comment on Ginny's summer-brought prettiness. In honor of such an occasion, I hereby start the Ginny So Pretty Count (GSPC: 1).
- Yet another reference to Book 1 Chapter 5 brings us the first instance of Harry noticing the handsomeness of his fellow man... in this book. Granted, the authorial voice describes the robes, and not the young man, as handsome, but it's still valid enough for starting the Handsome Count (HC: 1).
- So the big question of this scene is: to whom would Draco send those flowers? Hermione (to the joy of Draco/Hermione shippers everywhere, the freaks) or the Twins? Or maybe Harry?
- It doesn't help that Harry's wand is at attention for the duration of this scene (Ron raises it, too, but everyone forgets about it, because Ron So Pathetic).
- Props to Narcissa for calling things as they are ("Attack my son"? It was a counterattack, woman! And he deserved it!!) as well as for treating Harry's "witty" retorts the same way we all would have (Harry's anger was only matched by his surprise; why wasn't Narcissa gawping stupidly at his awesome burn?).
- The Draco Dark Mark Debate: Part 1: On the one hand, if Draco feared having his Dark Mark shown because of Madam Malkin raising his sleeve, he wouldn't have taken off his robes (thus making Harry raise his wand a bit higher); on the other hand, if he's wearing clothes under the robes, he might not have liked those needles anywhere near where his Dark Mark is.
- Apparently, the Trio believe that the Malfoys would dare make trouble in the middle of Diagon Alley. Nice to know their selective memory works on events that happened a couple of minutes ago.
- Leave it to the Twins to release all the tension of Diagon Alley with a fart joke. Also, Ron is right: the Death Eaters won't murder the Twins in their sleep, not when they can provide them with all the weaponry they need (plus, Nagini loves those Edible Dark Marks).
- Anyone betting that someone will use those Patented Daydream Charms for a different purpose than advertised in Book 7? I mean, they must be cheaper than tranq darts, for one thing.
- And here are some love potions, for those among us who believe Ginny was spiking Harry's pumpkin juice at Hogwarts. Notice also how the Twins seem to be doing the brotherly tease while Ginny reacts as though they were calling her a filthy, red-headed whore. Honestly, Gin, who pissed on your cornflakes?
- The Draco Dark Mark Debate: Part 2: Either Draco showed Borgin his Dark Mark, or he pressed an Edible Dark Mark on his arm until it left a mark, if you will.
- Also, it's very obvious on hindsight that Draco is asking to keep the black cabinet safe: not only is the thing on plain sight (and actually blocking the Trio's line of sight), it's also probably the only thing in the store Draco couldn't simply put in a bag.
- Hermione didn't have a clear idea on how to get information out of Borgin, did she? Cleverest witch of her age, my arse.
- Also, now we know why Rowling revealed Draco's birthday before the book's release: so we could know what gave Hermione away (besides the complete lack of subtlety, that is).
Next week: Someone gets hexed and stomped on at the Hogwarts Express, and for once, it isn't Draco.
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