Hermione was dreadful and Ginny good, so they were reasonably well matched. OTP!!1 Notice how the authorial voice leaves it implied that Harry is far better at Quidditch than the bloke who's been following the game for as long as he remembers. I would start a Ron So Pathetic Count (RSPC), but it would probably hit triple digits halfway through the book.
Yes, let's think about how this works out. Doesn't that seem to imply that Ron is about as bad as Hermione? Because if it's even, isn't it even because Ginny and Harry are super fantastic and Ron and Hermione suck?
Say hello to Remus Lupin, bringing birthday cheer in the form of news on death and disappearances, as well as clothes so ragged and patched he probably looks more like a bum nowadays.
Remus' clothing situation is just hilarious. How often does he rip his clothes that they always need to be patched? Does he have two sets of clothes and wash them often? Here's a thought, maybe the Order could give him a goddamn paycheck for spying on werewolves. Spies do usually get paid, you know, especially when they're risking their lives. (But then, lovers soulmates friends often leave broke friends some money and you don't see Sirius doing that. I think everybody just likes Remus' look.
Lo, Harry is now Quidditch captain, getting equal status as prefects.
It's all about the bathroom, apparently. I'm a little disappointed Harry doesn't think back on his ridiculous sulk about not being Prefect in OotP and feel really really dumb.
I love the Pretty and Handsome tally!
Personally, I assumed Draco pulled his arm away for the same reason he said he did: that he got stuck with a pin.
Also, now we know why Rowling revealed Draco's birthday before the book's release: so we could know what gave Hermione away (besides the complete lack of subtlety, that is).
And so we know why Draco's in the baby Potions class where only the Icklest sixth years haven't turned 17. Does that mean Pansy's older than Draco too?
I love Narcissa being Real Big Bad Mother. Attack her son, yes!
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Date: 2005-09-25 05:25 pm (UTC)Yes, let's think about how this works out. Doesn't that seem to imply that Ron is about as bad as Hermione? Because if it's even, isn't it even because Ginny and Harry are super fantastic and Ron and Hermione suck?
Say hello to Remus Lupin, bringing birthday cheer in the form of news on death and disappearances, as well as clothes so ragged and patched he probably looks more like a bum nowadays.
Remus' clothing situation is just hilarious. How often does he rip his clothes that they always need to be patched? Does he have two sets of clothes and wash them often? Here's a thought, maybe the Order could give him a goddamn paycheck for spying on werewolves. Spies do usually get paid, you know, especially when they're risking their lives. (But then,
lovers soulmatesfriends often leave broke friends some money and you don't see Sirius doing that. I think everybody just likes Remus' look.Lo, Harry is now Quidditch captain, getting equal status as prefects.
It's all about the bathroom, apparently. I'm a little disappointed Harry doesn't think back on his ridiculous sulk about not being Prefect in OotP and feel really really dumb.
I love the Pretty and Handsome tally!
Personally, I assumed Draco pulled his arm away for the same reason he said he did: that he got stuck with a pin.
Also, now we know why Rowling revealed Draco's birthday before the book's release: so we could know what gave Hermione away (besides the complete lack of subtlety, that is).
And so we know why Draco's in the baby Potions class where only the Icklest sixth years haven't turned 17. Does that mean Pansy's older than Draco too?
I love Narcissa being Real Big Bad Mother. Attack her son, yes!