Stupid muggles, can't they just use smoky candles, like sensible wizards?
Of course not, because we muggles are cowardly and so don't go out of our way to use technology that causes house fires and could easily catch on the hem or sleeve of a sweeping robe and scar us for life. If we only understood that courage is best demonstrated by courting danger in a stupid and useless manner, we'd abandon electricity forthwith.
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Date: 2007-03-18 10:07 pm (UTC)Of course not, because we muggles are cowardly and so don't go out of our way to use technology that causes house fires and could easily catch on the hem or sleeve of a sweeping robe and scar us for life. If we only understood that courage is best demonstrated by courting danger in a stupid and useless manner, we'd abandon electricity forthwith.