Obviously, Dudley was unfortunate with his genetics and puts on weight if he so much as looks a a Penguin bar :(
Obviously Dudley is not a Real Man. Much like Slughorn with all his feminine attributes, Dudley is doomed to be overweight and also a sissy. Fat people can sometimes be nice but they have no character. And a Real Man must have lots of character. And muscles. In book 7 we will learn how Quidditch has toned Harry's young body into perfection, btw. I am sure of this. Draco, being a Slytherin like the skinny and unmanly Snape will be described as lanky.
I still can't help thinking that the description of Remus makes it sound as though he's playing up the "woeful" angle.
For the love of God, Remus - buy new clothes! Or better yet, since you're apparently a great wizard - USE A SPELL TO REPAIR AND CLEAN! Get a haircut and new clothes and stop pitying yourself. You're not teh tragic outcast and you have never been. You belonged to the popular Gryffindor gang at Hogwarts. All the students seem to adore you. In general, Remus, people like you which is more than many others in the sad WW can say about themselves. As of late you also have a brand new girlfriend. You get laid, which seems to be another rarity in the world you live in. I'm sure Dumbledore, Severus and Minerva, for example, would kill to be in your shoes. So, WOULD IT KILL YOU TO BUY A NEW SET OF CLOTHES, GET OVER YOURSELF AND SHUT THE FUCK UP?!
(Ah, nothing like a spot of irrational Remus!hate in the evening.)
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Date: 2005-09-26 08:31 pm (UTC)Obviously Dudley is not a Real Man. Much like Slughorn with all his feminine attributes, Dudley is doomed to be overweight and also a sissy. Fat people can sometimes be nice but they have no character. And a Real Man must have lots of character. And muscles. In book 7 we will learn how Quidditch has toned Harry's young body into perfection, btw. I am sure of this. Draco, being a Slytherin like the skinny and unmanly Snape will be described as lanky.
I still can't help thinking that the description of Remus makes it sound as though he's playing up the "woeful" angle.
For the love of God, Remus - buy new clothes! Or better yet, since you're apparently a great wizard - USE A SPELL TO REPAIR AND CLEAN! Get a haircut and new clothes and stop pitying yourself. You're not teh tragic outcast and you have never been. You belonged to the popular Gryffindor gang at Hogwarts. All the students seem to adore you. In general, Remus, people like you which is more than many others in the sad WW can say about themselves. As of late you also have a brand new girlfriend. You get laid, which seems to be another rarity in the world you live in. I'm sure Dumbledore, Severus and Minerva, for example, would kill to be in your shoes. So, WOULD IT KILL YOU TO BUY A NEW SET OF CLOTHES, GET OVER YOURSELF AND SHUT THE FUCK UP?!
(Ah, nothing like a spot of irrational Remus!hate in the evening.)