The Hat telling Harry he stands by his words that he would have done well in Slytherin. The hat is not not telling Harry he belongs in Slytherin.
And many years later, half the fandom still does not understand this.
The school’s in a panic now because two people have been petrified. A few years later nobody can be arsed to care about two murder attempts.
Three. Three murder attempts: Katie, Ron, and Draco. Which makes it worse, really.
Harry feels guilty about his Weasley jumper after the thing with the car. I wonder if he also feels guilty about, as far as we know, not giving Molly anything.
LOL, he'll pay her back by marrying Ginny. Which kinda makes those jumpers and the QWC tickets look more like Ginny's dowry.
How much would a guy Hagrid’s size have to drink to get wasted? If he gets killed in the next book I hope they do an autopsy so we can get a look at that liver
And we thought it was Trelawney who was the drunk staff member. Isn't it kinda creepy how their alcoholism is supposed to be either funny or endearing?
Then they eat cupcakes left out on the banister. Which means it’s totally their own fault for getting knocked out.
*wants to make an analogy with Love Potions and GHB consumption, but brain breaks as a result*
Btw, according to Ron Millicent is ugly. I know, the shocks are just relentless in this chapter
What, isn't Hermione going to extol her good qualities here like she did for Eloise Midgen? And why is she really surprised when Ron makes comments about Eloise's appearance in GoF? Oh, wait, that was just part of her plan to get with Ron. Smart girl, that Hermione.
Harry says Hermione can just go to the infirmary to be turned human again since Madam Pomfrey never asks too many questions. Err…maybe she ought to start, given what goes on at the school.
Um, how does she treat the students' problems without asking questions and y'know: determining the cause? I'm pretty sure Madam Pomfrey knows exactly how Hermione got into this state, and figured out she stole from Snape's stores. How much d'you wanna bet Hermione got off the hook for being Harry Potter's friend?
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Date: 2007-04-28 01:31 pm (UTC)And many years later, half the fandom still does not understand this.
The school’s in a panic now because two people have been petrified. A few years later nobody can be arsed to care about two murder attempts.
Three. Three murder attempts: Katie, Ron, and Draco. Which makes it worse, really.
Harry feels guilty about his Weasley jumper after the thing with the car. I wonder if he also feels guilty about, as far as we know, not giving Molly anything.
LOL, he'll pay her back by marrying Ginny. Which kinda makes those jumpers and the QWC tickets look more like Ginny's dowry.
How much would a guy Hagrid’s size have to drink to get wasted? If he gets killed in the next book I hope they do an autopsy so we can get a look at that liver
And we thought it was Trelawney who was the drunk staff member. Isn't it kinda creepy how their alcoholism is supposed to be either funny or endearing?
Then they eat cupcakes left out on the banister. Which means it’s totally their own fault for getting knocked out.
*wants to make an analogy with Love Potions and GHB consumption, but brain breaks as a result*
Btw, according to Ron Millicent is ugly. I know, the shocks are just relentless in this chapter
What, isn't Hermione going to extol her good qualities here like she did for Eloise Midgen? And why is she really surprised when Ron makes comments about Eloise's appearance in GoF? Oh, wait, that was just part of her plan to get with Ron. Smart girl, that Hermione.
Harry says Hermione can just go to the infirmary to be turned human again since Madam Pomfrey never asks too many questions. Err…maybe she ought to start, given what goes on at the school.
Um, how does she treat the students' problems without asking questions and y'know: determining the cause? I'm pretty sure Madam Pomfrey knows exactly how Hermione got into this state, and figured out she stole from Snape's stores. How much d'you wanna bet Hermione got off the hook for being Harry Potter's friend?