Has there been any speculation about Hagrid's mom?
Can I start some?
Ok. She's a GIANT. She's huge. What possible appeal would a human man have for her? I mean, wouldn't even Ron Jeremy leave her somewhat unfulfilled? Unless he, like, crawled in there bodily or something. Ok. Sorry if that's too nasty.
I bring this up only because somebody mentioned Grawp, the runty Giant.
Of course, come to think of it, Hagrid's size kind of fluctuates wildly as well. Maybe Giants have the secret ability to change size?
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Giant Questions
Date: 2005-10-11 07:16 pm (UTC)Can I start some?
Ok. She's a GIANT. She's huge. What possible appeal would a human man have for her? I mean, wouldn't even Ron Jeremy leave her somewhat unfulfilled? Unless he, like, crawled in there bodily or something. Ok. Sorry if that's too nasty.
I bring this up only because somebody mentioned Grawp, the runty Giant.
Of course, come to think of it, Hagrid's size kind of fluctuates wildly as well. Maybe Giants have the secret ability to change size?