If we found in book seven that someone (please don't say "Snape") had done something like that to a female (*weep*), the whole fandom would explode like a pustulent infection about how such and such Bad Man was "clearly a rapist".
This is going to happen, isn't it? Snape and Lily and the Love Potions proving once and for all what a Bad Man Snape is, regardless of what he may do in book 7.
(Oh god it will unleash the floods of pure wank similar to those that followed Spike-and-Buffy-and-the-crappiest-rape-plot-in-the-history-of-television. Hold me? .)
I've seen people draw the conclusion that Snape = Ever So Desperately Evil based on things like his height (people who are shorter than Sirius are most definitely Not Manly and therefore also extremly likely to be evil to compensate for it) and his hand-writing (people who write in certain ways are most definitely Not Good and therefore likely to murder and torment just for fun) so I can only imagine what a Love Potion in his past would do to the Snapewank.
"Hahaha, he deserved to be bullied for what he was going to do in the future! James is a Hero! This is justice! No, really!"
*eyeroll*
Professor Trelawney has been drinking a lot, which is apparently hillarious. This makes me sad in ways I can't quite describe.
You and me both, then. I fail to see the humour in this complete and utter humiliation of a character. But then again I'm a humourless bitch who doesn't appreciate the depths of the fat jokes and the omgsokewlies French accents, too. So there.
Bellatrix knows Occlumency too. A plot point, I'd wager.
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Date: 2005-12-17 01:05 am (UTC)This is going to happen, isn't it? Snape and Lily and the Love Potions proving once and for all what a Bad Man Snape is, regardless of what he may do in book 7.
(Oh god it will unleash the floods of pure wank similar to those that followed Spike-and-Buffy-and-the-crappiest-rape-plot-in-the-history-of-television. Hold me? .)
I've seen people draw the conclusion that Snape = Ever So Desperately Evil based on things like his height (people who are shorter than Sirius are most definitely Not Manly and therefore also extremly likely to be evil to compensate for it) and his hand-writing (people who write in certain ways are most definitely Not Good and therefore likely to murder and torment just for fun) so I can only imagine what a Love Potion in his past would do to the Snapewank.
"Hahaha, he deserved to be bullied for what he was going to do in the future! James is a Hero! This is justice! No, really!"
*eyeroll*
Professor Trelawney has been drinking a lot, which is apparently hillarious. This makes me sad in ways I can't quite describe.
You and me both, then. I fail to see the humour in this complete and utter humiliation of a character. But then again I'm a humourless bitch who doesn't appreciate the depths of the fat jokes and the omgsokewlies French accents, too. So there.
Bellatrix knows Occlumency too. A plot point, I'd wager.
Oooh, yes. Hopefully a nice plot point.