COS Chapter Three: "The Burrow"

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* Aww, c’mon, Jo, do we have to go with Harry to the Burrow? Couldn’t we go to Malfoy Manor with Theo Nott instead?

* Would Arthur really know about Harry’s reprimand, given that it’s got nothing to do with his department? “He works in the Ministry” often seems to be another way of saying “A wizard did it”.

 * So none of the neighbours noticed a car hovering in mid-air next to Harry’s bedroom?

* Fred’s “We feel they’re skills worth learning” is probably meant to make him sound all tolerant and pro-Muggle. Unfortunately the effect is undermined somewhat by the fact that he only seems to be interested in learning how to steal things.

* BTW, I just think it’s nice that the twins are using their skills here in service of a good cause, rather than to bully the Slytherins or make mischief for the hell of it. It’s a shame they don’t do this more often.

* Given the WW’s rather lax regard for animal rights, Hedwig’s probably lucky that nothing worse has happened to her than almost being left behind.

* I’d have thought that Vernon would be happy to see Harry escaping, given that he seems to hate the boy.

* They let Hedwig out to fly alongside them. Pity they won’t think of this when they have to escape in DH.

* Malfoy doesn’t like Harry. Malfoy’s the sort of person who’d have a house-elf. Therefore, Malfoy’s the one who sent Dobby. QED! Obviously elementary logic isn’t on the Hogwarts curriculum. (Well, we wouldn’t people learning to question old Twinkly, would we?)

* Fred and George seem perfectly happy to repeat everything their dad says about the Malfoys. This shows that they are tireless fighters for Good, as opposed to Draco, whose willingness to repeat everything his dad says about Muggleborns shows that he’s an evil bigot who deserves to get hexed into unconsciousness by Harry and friends.

* Note that the fact that Harry’s always beating Draco, rather than vice versa, in no way alters the fact that Harry’s the underdog in this story.

* Draco, the boy who sometimes makes snotty comments about Hagrid and the Weasleys, makes Dudley, the boy who spent eleven years physically abusing Harry and his friends, look like a kind, thoughtful and sensitive boy. Right.

* If house-elves are set free by being given clothes, how would one be able to help Mrs. Weasley with the ironing? And given all the stuff that wizards can do with magic, I have great difficulty believing that nobody’s invented an ironing spell yet.

* Actually, given that pretty much any household chore can be done using magic in a few seconds, I’m surprised wizards need servants. Still, I suppose we have to have some way of showing how privileged the Malfoys are.

* If the Weasleys’ owl collapses on deliveries, mightn’t it be better to get a new one?

* Percy’s been spending most of his time in his room, polishing his, ahem, Prefect badge. Because obviously, a sixteen-year-old boy wouldn’t spend time in his bedroom for any other reason.

* Come to think of it, though, “I’ve just got to go and polish my Prefect badge” sounds like one of the euphemisms from that Saturday Night Live sketch with Lindsay Lohan as Hermione.

* That’s right, Arthur, wipe their memories! They’re only Muggles, after all, so you can pretty much do anything you want to them.

* The kids’ idea to pretend Harry arrived in the middle of the night has got to be one of the dumbest plans I have ever heard.

* Note how Fred gets all resentful about “perfect Percy”, even though Mrs. Weasley referred to Bill and Charlie, too. Yep, you can tell Percy’s a valued member of this family, alright. I can’t imagine what made him decide to align himself with the Ministry instead of his family.

* For a poor family, the Weasleys seem to have no difficulty in looking after Harry for however many weeks it is that he stays. It seems like they’re only poor when Ron needs to angst about not having enough money; when actually being poor might inconvenience one of the characters in any practical way, they’re fine.

* It might have made sense for the Weasleys to have difficulty looking after seven children (although it would rather call their judgement into question), but now that two have left home, four are at a free boarding school for most of the year, and one is about to start said boarding school, their financial situation really should have improved.

* How exactly is Mr. Weasley too soft with the gnomes? Is it that he insists on just throwing them away, rather than killing them or whatever?

* Mr. Weasley’s just as prejudiced, in his own way, as the Malfoys are. It sometimes seems as if the only distinguisher between the good guys and the bad guys in these books is whether they talk about Muggles as if they were children, or whether they talk about Muggles as if they were animals.

* Arthur’s been using his position to deliberately make loopholes in the law so that he can continue tinkering with Muggle stuff. Why do I get the impression that, if Lucius did such a thing, it’d be treated as a sign of his irredeemable evilness?

* Silly backwards Muggles, with their theatre and their literature and their television and their films and their opera. Wizards have got The Adventures of Martin Miggs, the Mad Muggle, which is obviously far superior in every respect.

* The part about the gnomes sneaking back into the garden made me chuckle.

* I love Ron’s waiting for Harry’s opinion of his room. It’s just so natural and realistic and sweet.
 

Comments

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It probably is a bit of both, as you say. In F&G's case, there might be some background annoyance at their older brothers' constant outshining them (especially in their mother's eyes), but the fact that they focus this resentment onto Percy is probably due to his personality, which is the least like the twins' of any of the Weasley children. As for Harry, he's arrogant and jockish, but so are 90% of Gryffindor males, and I doubt Malfoy would think of him as anything more than just another annoying Gryffindor if it weren't for his status as The Boy Who Lived. But yeah, I think we're basically in agreement that it is a bit of both. :)

"Their mother's affection is not for everyone and it probably needs to be deserved first. Just ask Ron. :)"

That's probably how it looks to the twins; to Percy, however, it probably seems that their mother loves him for his achievements, but loves the F&G anyway, without them having to do anything. I think that both parties probably built up quite a bit of resentment towards each other, leading to Percy snapping in OOTP.