COS Chapter Twelve: "The Polyjuice Potion"

[for-diddled.livejournal.com]

* Sincere apologies for the lack of postage over the past few weeks; suffice to say that, whilst I’d be happy to log on regularly, RL seems to have other ideas.

 

* Slytherin are so evil that even the thought of being there is enough to make Harry feel sick. These books are such a good argument for tolerance, don’t you think?

* “Harry was just thinking that all he needed was for Dumbledore’s pet bird to die while he was alone in the office with it” just makes him sound so self-centred. Never mind about the dead bird, or Dumbledore losing his beloved pet, I might get in trouble for it! Even though I’d have no motive in killing it and it was pretty obviously sick before I came in.

* Fawkes is usually very pretty, just in case we were worrying that Harry might end up having his life saved by something ugly.

* Given what we now know about Dumbledore’s views on personal loyalty, the emphasis on the word “faithful” looks rather sinister.

* Any guesses on why exactly Hagrid needs to carry the rooster around with him in the castle?

* That’s right, Harry, don’t tell DD about that mysterious voice you heard! Heaven forbid that you might actually help him solve the mystery before anybody is seriously hurt.

* I think it’s rather sweet that Crabbe and Goyle are staying behind with Malfoy. They really do seem to care about each other. (Well, until the abomination that is DH, that is.)

* Harry’s glad that most people are leaving, despite the fact that this’ll narrow down the potential list of suspects and make it more likely that they’ll be caught.

* “[Harry] was tired of people skirting around him in the corridors, as though he were about to sprout fangs or spit poison; tired of all the muttering, pointing and hissing as he passed.” I wonder if that’s what the Slytherins feel like all the time?

* I have to admit, F&G’s heir of Slytherin routine is pretty amusing. But since it’s so different to their usual brand of “humour”, I think I can like it without feeling too guilty.

* I wonder why Fred, George and Ginny have decided to stay? Is it because the fine Mr. Weasley had to pay means they can’t afford to take them, and they’re too proud to admit the real reason?

* I’m sure that the teachers of Hogwarts appreciate Percy staying behind to help them, even if Harry doesn’t.

*How rude of the Dursleys to send him a toothpick like that, especially when Harry gave them an expensive luxury hamper bursting to the brim with Honeyduke’s finest chocolate. Or nothing. I forget which.

* BTW, it seems odd to go to all the trouble of sending Harry such a silly little present. Unless DD sent Hedwig to keep bothering them until they sent something…

* Ron gives Harry a book about Ron’s favourite Quidditch team, rather than something Harry would be expected to be interested in.

* I hope Mrs. Weasley gave her real children presents which were at least as good as the ones she gave Harry.

* F&G have bewitched Percy’s Prefect Badge to make it say “Pinhead”. Oh, the hilarity!

* Crabbe and Goyle eat four helpings of pudding. Harry and Ron, who aren’t greedy pigs, limit themselves to three.

* Hermione’s telling the Slytherins that Millicent Bulstrode came back would backfire spectacularly once they realised that Millicent had not in fact returned, and that they had, therefore, been tricked.

* It’s a shame that nobody’s written a HP/Hercule Poirot crossover fic, in which Poirot investigates the Polyjuice incident. He’d probably solve the mystery within half an hour, and then work out who’s petrifying all those students for good measure.

* Ron and Hermione are prepared to knock out two of Draco’s friends based on extremely flimsy evidence. Remember this is HBP, when they refuse to believe that Draco’s up to something, despite having much better evidence than they do here.

* At least Harry and Ron didn’t strip Crabbe and Goyle. Be grateful for small mercies, I suppose.

* Millicent Bulstrode is “no pixie”, apparently, which seems like a polite way of saying “fat”. Outside of fandom, are there any pretty Slytherin girls, or are they all fat and ugly?

* You’d have thought it wouldn’t have been beyond the Trio to change into their new clothes before taking the Polyjuice Potion.

* Ever since reading Draco Dormiens, I’ve always imagined Harry surreptitiously checking to see whether Goyle is bigger than he is.

* And now they’ve got to find the Slytherin common room. Gee, guys, would it have been impossible to find that out before you took the Potion? Even if you don’t arouse suspicion by not knowing where it is, you’ll waste valuable time trying to find it.

* All this makes Ron’s quip about Goyle being dumb look rather silly.

* I don’t know why, but I’ve always thought that this Ravenclaw girl was Penelope Clearwater. Perhaps she’s just been meeting Percy in one of the disused dungeons.

* Whoever she is, her reply to Harry and Ron is rather rude. Is that what the Slytherins are treated like all the time? It’s a shame Harry and Ron never consider this, and maybe get a bit of sympathy for the Slytherins.

* The Slytherin password is “Pureblood”, just to remind us that they’re all racists, and, therefore, evil. Never mind that Slytherin’s most famous alumni, Tom Riddle and Severus Snape, were both halfbloods, and in Tom’s case, there was no way to know whether he was a muggleborn, pureblood or half-blood.

* The Slytherin common-room doesn’t look particularly luxurious, which seems odd for a supposed bastion of aristocratic privilege. Perhaps it’s like that to try and inculcate some humility into the children, like the fag system in old British public schools.

* I think it’s rather sweet of Mr. Malfoy to send his son newspaper clippings like that. “Here, Draco, let’s both laugh together at these guys!” I still think it odd that such an evil bully as Draco apparently is wouldn’t make greater use of it to humiliate Ron. Maybe he’s not so bad after all.

* Mrs. Weasley has threatened to set the family ghoul on reporters, apparently not realising that that sort of action is extremely bad publicity.

* Draco’s theory about DD hushing up the attacks is probably correct; at any rate, nobody seems to refer to them much in later books.

* Do racists normally go on about how much they hate [insert ethnicity here] as much as Draco’s doing in this scene? It just comes across as really false and over-the-top, at least to me. Perhaps he’s twigged that there’s something wrong with “Crabbe” and “Goyle”, and is deliberately acting oddly in order to see if they notice.

* Draco wishes that Hermione would get killed by the monster. Knowing what she’s going to become in later books, I can’t help but wonder whether that might not be for the best after all.

* For all Harry and Ron’s jokes about C&G being thick, they seem to be arousing Draco’s suspicions by being slower on the uptake.

* Harry and Ron are “hoping against hope that Malfoy hadn’t noticed anything.” I wouldn’t count on it, guys; he seems like a good Potions student, so he probably remembers what Snape said about the Polyjuice Potion; Harry and Ron were the least convincing Crabbe and Goyle imaginable; a boy who can notice Harry’s foot slipping out of the invisibility cloak for a split second would almost certainly notice his best friends changing into somebody else before his eyes; and the real Crabbe and Goyle would tell him that they weren’t there. He probably knows what happened, and feels really annoyed that DD doesn’t do anything about it.

* What’s the point of Cat!Hermione? It doesn’t advance the plot, it doesn’t contribute to characterisation, and it doesn’t add to the atmosphere of the story. Perhaps it’s to stop people questioning her plan by making them feel sorry for her.

* “Madam Pomfrey never asks too many questions…” Given what goes on in Hogwarts, maybe it’s time she started.

 

Comments

Re: Same Monster 1,000 years later

[condwiramurs.livejournal.com]

Yes.

The second question is sort of answered if we go with the notion that it's only things capable of breaking through strong magical protections that can harm horcruxes, and the soul-bit harming or moral aspects are merely explanations of why they can do that. Because then the basilisk venom needs only to be exceptionally strong against specifically magical protections, which wouldn't make its effect upon Harry necessarily worse. We may even have seen this (IMO BS) super strength in action without realizing it, IF the basilisk would have counted as Voldie attempting to harm Harry directly - if it did, then it broke through the Lily Love Power. And we do see that using a snake to kill is at least believed to be able to transfer wand mastery and the like, so maybe there is something there....

However, that still doesn't explain WHY basilisk venom is so super-special-strong.

Re: Same Monster 1,000 years later

[majorjune.livejournal.com]

And we do see that using a snake to kill is at least believed to be able to transfer wand mastery and the like, so maybe there is something there....

Well, there are two issues THERE, as well! LOL

First off, Voldemort utilizes Nagini as nothing more than a weapon in killing Snape; conceivably, Voldy smashing Snape's skull with a castiron cauldron would have accomplished Wand Mastery Transfer just as well.

Secondly, Nagini is actually a horcrux, which means she had one of Voldy's soulbits that the basilisk did NOT have -- only the diary was a horcrux, not the basilisk.

So the basilisk is a basilisk is a basilisk is NOT a horcrux; the basilisk (or its ancient ancestor) perhaps had belonged to Salazar Slytherin, and so Riddle/Voldy may have had some claim to OWNING it, but he (or a part of him) was not the basilisk itself.

Rowling (lamely) established that only the nonhorcrux basilisk's venom and no other type of venom has some sort of magikal power to destroy horcrii/soulbits...

And since Harry had one of Voldy's soulbits within himself, I still say that the basilisk's bite should have had more than a purely physical poisonous effect on him.

Re: Same Monster 1,000 years later

[condwiramurs.livejournal.com]

Yeah, maybe it ought to have gotten rid of the Harrycrux, that is true. Or done something.

Maybe Dumbles was secretly not so pleased with Fawkes there. It would have solved his Harrycrux problem....and the BS about showing loyalty to Dumbles bringing Fawkes? WTF was Fawkes when Snape was dying of, again, SNAKEBITE because of his loyalty to DD!?

Oh, wait. Clearly Harry's loyalty is Purer and Better than Snape's because Harry is a Gryffindor and Pure Of Heart while Snape is just a miserable Slytherin who messed up and agreed to pay the price, yes? Oh, and he was Mean To Harry(TM).

Sorry, the cynicism is showing again, isn't it?

Re: Same Monster 1,000 years later

[majorjune.livejournal.com]

Yeah, maybe it ought to have gotten rid of the Harrycrux, that is true. Or done something.

Well if it had gotten rid of the Harrycrux, Rowling's series would have been a lot shorter! LOL

I don't say the basilisk's bite would have (or should have) completely destroyed the soulbit, but one would think that some sort of significant damage would have been done to it -- and it would have been a much more interesting series to have then seen the results of such damage over the final 5 books.

WTF was Fawkes when Snape was dying of, again, SNAKEBITE because of his loyalty to DD!?

Fawkes seems to have taken a powder upon DD's death; perhaps Fawkes had a condo in Cancun to retire to... ;-)

Sorry, the cynicism is showing again, isn't it?

Darlin', the drifts of cynicism around here are so high, what's a tad more? LOL

Re: Same Monster 1,000 years later

[karentheunicorn.livejournal.com]

I don't say the basilisk's bite would have (or should have) completely destroyed the soulbit, but one would think that some sort of significant damage would have been done to it -- and it would have been a much more interesting series to have then seen the results of such damage over the final 5 books.

There wouldn't have been a need for Harry to die because the Horcuxes bit should have already been destroyed in book 2. In fact, it should have been destroyed considering thats what the basilisk venom did to the diary.

Fawkes seems to have taken a powder upon DD's death; perhaps Fawkes had a condo in Cancun to retire to... ;-)

what was the deal with Fawkes and Dumbledore anyway? Maybe the damn bird was just as much of a captive creature as Severus was and once he got the chance to get the hell away from Dumbledore the bird split and said Fyouall.


Darlin', the drifts of cynicism around here are so high, what's a tad more? LOL

I like the cynicism here (builds a tower of beautiful DTCL cynicism to protect me from the evil hord that is the general population of HP fandom)