OOTP Chapter Twelve: "Professor Umbridge"

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* “Does he think he’ll turn into a nutter if he stays in a room with me too long?” Given that you threatened to curse him yesterday, he probably thinks you’ve already turned into one.

* So having favoured Harry over Seamus, Ron’s now reluctant to keep his brothers in line. A prefect should really be more impartial.

* Nice to see Harry and Ron dismissing the prospect of uniting with the Slytherins out of hand like that. And to think that some people say Slytherins aren’t treated like proper members of the school!

* So Angelina’s only holding try-outs for Wood’s replacement, whereas Harry will make everybody try-out next year. Is this something that varies depending on who’s captain, or did JKR just make up the “everyone tries out” idea to add some Ron-related angst in Book 6?

* Note how Ron’s already decided that he won’t like Umbridge before having one lesson with her. As it is he’ll be proved right, but still, it’s not like they’re giving her much of a chance, is it?

* “‘Leave me out of it,’ said Ron hastily.” Nice to see him undermining the authority of his fellow-prefect like that, isn’t it?

* As if the prospect of taking exams which determine whether or not you stay at school isn’t stress enough, Fred and George go and give people boils. Charming.

* As an aside, how does the exam system in Hogwarts work? In some ways it seems like GCSEs/O-levels, but if this were the case we’d expect quite a few people to leave school after taking them and take up jobs, rather than study to NEWT level. Or is it more a case of them being necessary to progress to NEWT level, but otherwise not really affecting your final qualifications, a bit like some university exams?

* Poor Ron, wanting to be an Auror. He’s spent his entire school career being overshadowed by Harry, and now he’ll spend his entire professional career being overshadowed, too. What he really needs is some time working/travelling without Harry or Hermione, so that he can become more confident and discover that he can actually cope without them. I doubt JKR would give him that, though.

* Besides, Aurors are, like, the élite. You can’t be one of them unless you’re really good. Or unless you’re the Chosen One, in which case you are entitled to take up whatever job you want. And get your friends into the Aurors, too.

* Ugh, Hermione’s so easy to manipulate. “Oh, you’re so clever, please lend us your notes.” She really ought to stop helping them, or at least scale back her help to a level where she’s not practically doing their work for them.

* Although I am rather attracted to the idea that she’s subconsciously trying to make herself indispensible to the boys due to her deep-seated insecurity. Especially given what happened to her when she last seriously stood up to them, over the broom in POA.

* So Harry meets Cho, makes a complete faux pas and reminds her of her dead boyfriend. Ron quickly steers the conversation away onto something more happy, i.e., Quidditch, before Cho can get too upset. Nevertheless, Ron is apparently the insensitive jerk around here, not Harry.

* And Ron and Hermione keep bickering about it all the way to Potions class. I’ve heard of couples getting into friendly arguments, but really, this is just ridiculous.

* Snape has apparently come to expect a high pass level from his students, suggesting that he’s actually quite a good teacher, after all.

* No matter how “worthless” Harry’s potion is, Ron’s has to be even worse.

* For Divination, they work from The Dream Oracle, by Inigo Imago. Which makes me wonder: where do people get the time to research all this complicated magic stuff and write up books about it? Apart from teaching positions in Hogwarts, there don’t really seem to be any academic jobs in the WW, and there aren’t enough wizards to make writing books a viable way of making a living (which perhaps explains the lack of wizarding fiction – there just isn’t a big enough audience for such works to be profitable). But surely a regular day job wouldn’t leave much time for research, so perhaps there’s some form of Ministry grant to allow people to take time off work and research these topics, or the people who do so are all wealthy enough that they can afford not to work full-time.

* Keeping a dream diary doesn’t seem as onerous as Harry and Ron seem to make out. After all, it’s not like most people have many dreams, and I’d be surprised if they’d end up remembering more than one or two over that whole period.

* Professor Umbridge’s wand is “unusually short”. Freudian, anyone?

* Knowing the WW, those kids really need a Defence class involving some considerations of the ethics involved. Like Umbridge’s. Still, no wonder they don’t take to it. Ethics? Pah! What sort of cowardly thing is this?

* Picking a fight with a teacher like this seems a bit OOC for someone like Hermione. Maybe the real Hermione Granger’s been drugged and locked in a magical trunk with the real Ginny Weasley, and has now been taken over as JKR’s sock-puppet.

* At least Dean acknowledged that Moody “turned out to be a maniac”, but doesn’t seem to dwell on it too much because “we still learned loads”. Which seems… somewhat worrying, TBH. Sort of like a Muggle saying “Yes, well, I know Myra Hindley turned out to be a mass-murderer, but she taught me loads of great childcare tips.”

* So Professor Umbridge states that Voldemort’s return is a lie, which seems to be the Ministry line. But never does anybody suggest that Harry killed Cedric himself, despite him having the means, motive and opportunity, and despite the fact that Cedric’s body doesn’t seem to bear animal attack marks on it. Perhaps it’d just be too difficult for Harry to rebut, and hence would get in the way of JKR’s planned storyline.

* “Well, I’m glad you listen to Hermione Granger, at any rate,” says Professor McGonagall, somewhat ironically, given that Hermione’s the one who started the trouble.

 

Comments

[charlottehywd.livejournal.com]

I have never felt that there was a "right" or "wrong" character that I've written for people to like; villains should be as interesting as the heroes, and take as much effort to write about.

This precisely. I actually feel really bad for my antagonist. Even though she is actually a good person, she is forced to do some terrible things because its the only way she can hope to escape her situation. (being alone for all eternity as pretty much a sapient zombie) And before undeath she was actually quite a hero. I know that some people might think that she's a lame villain because her motives are so personal and not at all usual for a fantasy antagonist, but to write her otherwise would be a disrespect to her character. I guess that sounds weird because I get to decide what her character is, but she doesn't really make sense as an evil overlord type villain, so I can't really write her as one.

[charlottehywd.livejournal.com]

This should not be in all italics. Sorry.

[majorjune.livejournal.com]

I guess that sounds weird because I get to decide what her character is, but she doesn't really make sense as an evil overlord type villain, so I can't really write her as one.

Well in my own fanfic I've totally removed Severus from the wizaring world, so the villains he will encounter are just the regular assholes you and I and everyone else in the world has to deal with! LOL

But I will still need to write those characters as realistic people, and no way will I consider a reader "wrong" for liking a particular villain that I've created.

[charlottehywd.livejournal.com]

Oh, so you removed the magical elements from it? Sounds intriguing.

I am writing a story that still has magic and such in it, but I have made it specific and widespread enough that taking over the world would be a pretty difficult task, at least for one person. Also, such a thing as anti-magic (spells that reflect or negate other people's magic) has popped up within the last 50 years of when the story takes place, so being an evil mage overlord is kind of hard to do at present. Though there was one about a hundred years earlier...

Uh, sorry to ramble. I just like discussing nerdy writing things. :-)

[majorjune.livejournal.com]

Oh, so you removed the magical elements from it? Sounds intriguing.

Well, I wouldn't say I've removed magikal elements...quite the opposite, in fact. Severus discovers that America has its own set of magikal fauna and...things... ;-)

It's just that by removing young Severus from England it's like "Severus in Wonderland" as he comes to deal with mostly nonmagikal folk who are actually nice to him, and a completely different type of magikal "society" on the other side of the pond.

Later in the story an older Snape will basically "homeschool" himself in magik; he'll still end up a Potions Master, but will have different uses for such skills.

It's basically an exercise in placing young Snape in a totally alien environment, but one that is generally warm and supportive, and seeing what sort of personality he has under those conditions.

But never fear, as the story progresses "life" intervenes and Sev gradually turns into the sarcastic, snarky, bitter man we know from canon! LOL

[charlottehywd.livejournal.com]

Hmm... I like that, I think.

[majorjune.livejournal.com]

Hmm... I like that, I think.

I've put a few chapters up here on LJ, if you go to my blog you'll see links for those chapters, plus a link for all the chapters (including a few drabbles) that are at FanFiction-dot-net...