OOTP Chapter Twelve: "Professor Umbridge"

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* “Does he think he’ll turn into a nutter if he stays in a room with me too long?” Given that you threatened to curse him yesterday, he probably thinks you’ve already turned into one.

* So having favoured Harry over Seamus, Ron’s now reluctant to keep his brothers in line. A prefect should really be more impartial.

* Nice to see Harry and Ron dismissing the prospect of uniting with the Slytherins out of hand like that. And to think that some people say Slytherins aren’t treated like proper members of the school!

* So Angelina’s only holding try-outs for Wood’s replacement, whereas Harry will make everybody try-out next year. Is this something that varies depending on who’s captain, or did JKR just make up the “everyone tries out” idea to add some Ron-related angst in Book 6?

* Note how Ron’s already decided that he won’t like Umbridge before having one lesson with her. As it is he’ll be proved right, but still, it’s not like they’re giving her much of a chance, is it?

* “‘Leave me out of it,’ said Ron hastily.” Nice to see him undermining the authority of his fellow-prefect like that, isn’t it?

* As if the prospect of taking exams which determine whether or not you stay at school isn’t stress enough, Fred and George go and give people boils. Charming.

* As an aside, how does the exam system in Hogwarts work? In some ways it seems like GCSEs/O-levels, but if this were the case we’d expect quite a few people to leave school after taking them and take up jobs, rather than study to NEWT level. Or is it more a case of them being necessary to progress to NEWT level, but otherwise not really affecting your final qualifications, a bit like some university exams?

* Poor Ron, wanting to be an Auror. He’s spent his entire school career being overshadowed by Harry, and now he’ll spend his entire professional career being overshadowed, too. What he really needs is some time working/travelling without Harry or Hermione, so that he can become more confident and discover that he can actually cope without them. I doubt JKR would give him that, though.

* Besides, Aurors are, like, the élite. You can’t be one of them unless you’re really good. Or unless you’re the Chosen One, in which case you are entitled to take up whatever job you want. And get your friends into the Aurors, too.

* Ugh, Hermione’s so easy to manipulate. “Oh, you’re so clever, please lend us your notes.” She really ought to stop helping them, or at least scale back her help to a level where she’s not practically doing their work for them.

* Although I am rather attracted to the idea that she’s subconsciously trying to make herself indispensible to the boys due to her deep-seated insecurity. Especially given what happened to her when she last seriously stood up to them, over the broom in POA.

* So Harry meets Cho, makes a complete faux pas and reminds her of her dead boyfriend. Ron quickly steers the conversation away onto something more happy, i.e., Quidditch, before Cho can get too upset. Nevertheless, Ron is apparently the insensitive jerk around here, not Harry.

* And Ron and Hermione keep bickering about it all the way to Potions class. I’ve heard of couples getting into friendly arguments, but really, this is just ridiculous.

* Snape has apparently come to expect a high pass level from his students, suggesting that he’s actually quite a good teacher, after all.

* No matter how “worthless” Harry’s potion is, Ron’s has to be even worse.

* For Divination, they work from The Dream Oracle, by Inigo Imago. Which makes me wonder: where do people get the time to research all this complicated magic stuff and write up books about it? Apart from teaching positions in Hogwarts, there don’t really seem to be any academic jobs in the WW, and there aren’t enough wizards to make writing books a viable way of making a living (which perhaps explains the lack of wizarding fiction – there just isn’t a big enough audience for such works to be profitable). But surely a regular day job wouldn’t leave much time for research, so perhaps there’s some form of Ministry grant to allow people to take time off work and research these topics, or the people who do so are all wealthy enough that they can afford not to work full-time.

* Keeping a dream diary doesn’t seem as onerous as Harry and Ron seem to make out. After all, it’s not like most people have many dreams, and I’d be surprised if they’d end up remembering more than one or two over that whole period.

* Professor Umbridge’s wand is “unusually short”. Freudian, anyone?

* Knowing the WW, those kids really need a Defence class involving some considerations of the ethics involved. Like Umbridge’s. Still, no wonder they don’t take to it. Ethics? Pah! What sort of cowardly thing is this?

* Picking a fight with a teacher like this seems a bit OOC for someone like Hermione. Maybe the real Hermione Granger’s been drugged and locked in a magical trunk with the real Ginny Weasley, and has now been taken over as JKR’s sock-puppet.

* At least Dean acknowledged that Moody “turned out to be a maniac”, but doesn’t seem to dwell on it too much because “we still learned loads”. Which seems… somewhat worrying, TBH. Sort of like a Muggle saying “Yes, well, I know Myra Hindley turned out to be a mass-murderer, but she taught me loads of great childcare tips.”

* So Professor Umbridge states that Voldemort’s return is a lie, which seems to be the Ministry line. But never does anybody suggest that Harry killed Cedric himself, despite him having the means, motive and opportunity, and despite the fact that Cedric’s body doesn’t seem to bear animal attack marks on it. Perhaps it’d just be too difficult for Harry to rebut, and hence would get in the way of JKR’s planned storyline.

* “Well, I’m glad you listen to Hermione Granger, at any rate,” says Professor McGonagall, somewhat ironically, given that Hermione’s the one who started the trouble.

 

Comments

Re: The Sexism of Snupin and Snack

[condwiramurs.livejournal.com]

I agree, with two minor exceptions regarding what I actually find believable / will read. One is Snupin where Severus is a werewolf, has to learn how to deal with this (which gives him some insight into Remus' situation - most of his dealing win Remus are justified I feel but I think he has little sense of Remus' own difficulties, tho I have less sympathy for Remus), and where Remus genuinely realizes how badly he treated Severus. In that context, given a careful enough development, I could see them both finding a new sense of each other and maybe a relationship. (Also I suppose an AU where they were never in that situation at school to begin with would work, but I'm not interested enough in Remus in such situations to seek out such fic.)

The other is Severus/Sirius hatesex. Which, basically, isn't about a healthy relationship to begin with. Needless to say, Sev gets to be on top there, on the rare occasions I feel up to reading such a fic.

Sometimes I really wonder what was going through my head when I read poa, because after it I was a raving Sirius fan for a couple of years. Thankfully I hadn't discovered lj at that point or I might never have recovered.

Re: The Sexism of Snupin and Snack

[oryx_leucoryx]

What about Severus and Sirius as Harry's co-parents and having to work things out for his sake? I imagine Sirius as the parent Harry wants and Severus as the parent he needs. If somewhere after POA and while Sirius was alive both he and Severus learned that Albus was planning on having Harry commit suicide for the greater good I imagine neither of them would have taken it well. Can they realize they both want the same thing and work together to save Harry from both Albus and Tom?

Re: The Sexism of Snupin and Snack

[oneandthetruth.livejournal.com]

What about Severus and Sirius as Harry's co-parents and having to work things out for his sake? I imagine Sirius as the parent Harry wants and Severus as the parent he needs. If somewhere after POA and while Sirius was alive both he and Severus learned that Albus was planning on having Harry commit suicide for the greater good I imagine neither of them would have taken it well. Can they realize they both want the same thing and work together to save Harry from both Albus and Tom?

I can see where that might work if they managed to put aside their mutual animosity and work together. I regard that as doubtful given the level of their hatred, particularly since Sirius refused to even admit he was wrong for trying to kill Severus, let alone apologize and try to make amends.

I can also see Harry playing them off against each other, pushing them into Good Cop Sirius and Bad Cop Severus roles, which would undermine both their authority. Realistically, that scenario is about as likely as Snupin or Snack.