Experiment tiem!!!!

[sweettalkeress.livejournal.com]

Just a little experiment. It may seem confusing at first, but trust me- it'll make sense in the grand scheme of my parodies.

Which of these sounds more like something Dumbledore would say, and which sounds more like something Voldemort would say?

Item #1: "One day you will awaken to a world of my creation."

Item #2: "He's nothing but a freak without a human heart."

Have fun, y'all:D

Comments

[oneandthetruth.livejournal.com]

The first sounds like something Dumbledore would think but not necessarily be dumb enough to say out loud. The second was said in some context regarding The Warlock's Hairy Heart in Beedle the Bard. I remember having a discussion about the statement a few months ago. Actually, since the first line almost rhymes, it would make a good opening couplet for an evil overlord song in a musical.

One day you will awaken
To a world of my creation.
One day you'll all bow down
And sing my praises loud.

The whole world will acknowledge
What I've always known inside
That I'm the greatest being
On this planet to reside.

My enemies will be smited,
And my minions all delighted
For they all will be rewarded
As my favors are accorded.

You get the idea. :D