HBP Chapter Twenty-Eight
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deathtocapslock*If you give yourself a fruity little nickname, Severus, you get yourself a fruity little chapter title.
*Of all Snape’s moments in canon, his grabbing Malfoy by the scruff of the neck--the scruff of the neck! has got to be one of my favorites. Years of Snape/Draco moments leading up to Snape seizing him up like a kitten and rushing him to safety.
*Amycus and Alecto are panting excitedly. Now that they’ve killed Dumbledore it’s time to celebrate with soup!
*I’ve read many imo misguided conversations about how Dumbledore wasn’t really killed by Snape here, or that wasn’t an AK, and I swear one of the reasons is that Harry’s still frozen until this chapter. But JKR actually doesn’t say the exact moment he’s unfrozen. She just has him realize it when he’s already unfrozen magically and numb with emo!shock.
*Harry throws the Invisibility Cloak aside immediately, because it’s a real disadvantage to fight Death Eaters when you can see them but they can’t see you.
*The Death Eater buckles from his Petrificus Totalus, such is the force of Harry’s anger. I’ll bet he cast the curse in CAPSLOCK.
*Snape and Malfoy have forced their way through the fight unscathed. It’s kind of wonderfully romantic the way Harry’s trapped on the other side of the fight watching his two most popular slash partners disappear round the corner, possibly never to return.
*So who does petrify Greyback? The line isn’t assigned to a person—or even given an adverb. Harry’s wand isn’t raised and we never hear who saved him. Snape seems to have disappeared. Surely if Ginny did it we’d hear how pretty she was or how sassily she delivered the words?
*Harry’s then distracted by Ginny’s hair flying like flames in front of him—oh for god sakes! Enough!
*Amycus is "locked in combat" with Ginny, by which we mean he’s hexing her and she’s dodging which is a different thing.
*Harry hexes Amycus before he can finish his compliment to Ginny, so I guess we’ll have to imagine what he was going to say. "Pretty Mary Sue who’s stolen my heart?" "Pretty girl with a sassy temper that shows how much you care about others?" "Pretty love interest with a Seeker’s build—I’ll bet you’re great at Quidditch?"
*Jinxes apparently hurt when thrown during dramatic battles. Good to know.
*Harry has no time to answer Ginny’s question of where he came from. But surely he does have time to tell her how her hair dances like flames when she fights.
*McGonagall shouts "take that!" during fights. McGonagall is so old school, yo!
*Ron’s also fighting, his hair dancing like tiny flames.
*The Order seems to totally outnumber these Death Eaters and they’re helped by teenagers with liquid luck, yet the DEs seem to be winning. Guess this is payback for the MoM last year.
*Neville’s semi-tragically wounded but not dead as usual, and directs Harry to Snape and Malfoy running past…why? Did one of them kick him in the stomach? (Hey, Snape might not see him again! He might have.)
*What, doesn’t Neville have any report on how pretty Ginny was in the fight?
*Harry goes on, ignoring the mute cries of the people on the ground calling him to come back. The mute call only total drama queens like Harry can hear.
*The floor is soaked with blood, and yet nobody seems to be bleeding except Bill. Is this blood all from Bill? Did Fenrir hit an artery?
*Harry wonders if the Order has secured the Cabinet, but they actually might not know about the Cabinet. The RoR presumably, but not necessarily the Cabinet. Unless of course they skipped out singing "We came through the broken Vanishing Cabinet" which I honestly would not put past Death Eaters.
*Harry knocks down some Hufflepuffs in pajamas on his way to catch Snape and Malfoy, a moment that seems to pretty much sum up Hufflepuff’s role in the series.
*The doors have been blasted open for dramatic effect. There must be a special Alohamora for nights like this.
*Above the blasted doors the DEs have scrawled GINNY WEASLEY IS ALL THAT in blood.
*Oh, here’s one thing bleeding…the Gryffindor hour glass is leaking rubies, sweet rubies, precious rubies! So I guess the House Cup will be canceled again this year.
*Not Hagrid too! Harry prays, trying to drown out the prayers of hundreds of readers saying "Please Hagrid too! Please get Hagrid!"
*Hagrid escapes—this time. We’ve got that red stage of Alchemy coming up in the next book. First Black, then Albus—your days are numbered Rubeus.
*The blond DE is aiming curse after curse at the gamekeeper—oh thank goodness! Someone’s demoted Hagrid back to
*Harry tries to hex Snape with a clear shot from behind and misses. Guess the puppet master drama gods are collecting payment for that improbable rolling-around-without-looking-at-all-but-still-taking-out- two-Death-Eaters-for-good-at-once-with-one hex.
*Snape, who already had me when he grabbed Malfoy by the scruff of his neck, seals the deal by shouting Run Draco!
*A-ha! Harry finally catches up to Snape. He’s got him! Now he can have Snape…err, can have him hand Harry’s own arse to him without breaking a sweat. Oops.
*Hagrid’s yelling about his dog in the background as his house burns. It’s amazing how Hagrid can take a situation guaranteed to get my sympathy, a dog in a burning house, and still annoy me with it.
*As I’m sure everyone realizes, Harry’s "Cruc—" makes it clear he doesn’t have it in him to cast a Crucio because he’s good. Malfoy’s "Cruc—" made it equally clear he could cast it because he’s evil.
*Harry yells at Snape to fight back, probably assuming his not killing Harry here as he clearly could is further sign of his evil. He’s trying to annoy Harry to death!
*In the next book Harry will probably be longing for a chance to fight Snape one on one for once like he was with Malfoy earlier. Fights where Harry does really badly don’t count.
*Harry calls Snape a coward for not fighting back. Err…Harry? I know it goes against your six years of Gryffindor training where older students beat up younger ones who are outnumbered, but generally not attacking someone you can just contain easily is considered the opposite of cowardly.
*Ooh, and Snape makes this point himself using the Gryffindor Marauders as an example. That one’s going to go over Harry’s head, I’m afraid. "What would I call my father? A proud stag of a Gryffindor who hated the Dark Arts, of course. Just like me and my friends when we outnumber people. Is this a trick question?"
*Snape interrupts his final DADA lesson to Harry (God I wish we’d seen more of those, preferably instead of shipping scenes) to yell to the Death Eaters in a frou-frou way: It is time to be gone, my merry men! To Sherwood Forest! The Half-Blood Prince must fly!
*Just in case Harry doesn’t get it, which he doesn’t, Snape then stops a DE from torturing him.
*Not only does this not make any impression on Harry, but he feels no shame in wallowing in the oh-so-terrible-pain of a spell he was about to cast on somebody else. Yeah, I know it was Snape who just killed Dumbledore, but the point is that it’s torture.
*Harry now hates Snape as much as Voldemort himself. Seems like that would require a surge of affection for Snape, doesn’t it? Voldemort’s not the one he fantasizes about torturing.
*So Harry goes for Sectumsempra, his new favorite spell. The one he’ll use when this is all over and he becomes a serial killer who stalks and kills pretty blond boys in men’s rooms, always seeking to capture that first great rush of using it against Malfoy.
*Boy, Snape gets really mad about people using his spells against him, doesn’t he? I kind of hope it turns out his friend Lily taught them to James—bitch.
*One more clue for the DDM!Snape pile—Snape looks at Harry with the same hatred he looked at Dumbledore, only he doesn’t kill him. Cause maybe the first time he hated what he had to do, and did not hate Dumbledore. (No accounting for taste.)
*It’s good Snape delivered those frou-frou lines to the DEs earlier—you can’t just come out with "I, the Half-Blood Prince!" out of the blue. You have to work up to it.
*Harry’s all begging to be killed by Snape, who let’s face it might actually be able to do it, unlike Voldemort. How funny would that anti-climactic ending have been? CHOSEN ONE KILLED BY BITTER POTIONS TEACHER: "He mouthed off in class one two many times!" says killer. With lots of quotes from Malfoy, Crabbe, Goyle and Pansy. And one from Hermione complaining about Harry being a big Potions fake sixth year that she said without knowing she was bitching to a reporter.
*Yeah, Snape’s howling like the dog in the burning house really doesn’t make much sense for ESE!Snape.
*Harry gets dazed by Snape’s S&M whip spell. He’ll probably look that one up in the HBP book once he comes to again.
*Buckbeak surprises me by making him dislike him more than I did in PoA or OotP. I hope the ferrets form a food dish army and bring him down. Dook dook!
*Why is Buckbeak screeching at Snape so much? Because once again all animals must adore Harry because they sense his inner-awesome even if he doesn’t like them?
*Hagrid looms above Harry, blocking out the stars…and any hope of getting out of this chapter with dignity. Speak ter me, Harry! Speak ter me!
*It’s good to know Hagrid doesn’t know how to put out fires with magic, what with all the fire-breathing animals he no doubt brings to class.
*Hagrid says something about Dumbledore and Harry feels a searing pain. I suspect the weirdo kind of pain only Dumbledore knows about that you can bleed to death from.
*Harry tells Hagrid Snape killed Dumbledore on page 556. Hagrid smacks Harry over the head with his umbrella for spoiling him.
*Hagrid, Harry and Fang walk towards Dumbledore’s body. I have a sudden wild hope that Fang will rush up to Dumbledore and start chewing on him.
*There’s a crowd around the body. But first they must get through the crowd of admirers surrounding Ginny.
*Harry feels the aches and pains of the hexes that hit him, but in a detached way, as if someone near him was suffering with them. Which having lived with Harry for six books now I know would mean he wouldn’t notice them at all.
*Harry looks down at the greatest wizard he not only has met but will ever meet. Jeez, that’s the most depressing thing in the chapter. Dumbledore really was not that great.
*Harry tries to comprehend that Dumbledore will never again speak to him or help him...in the final two chapters of each book.
*Greatest wizard ever, but didn’t notice that the locket in the bird bath wasn’t the one they were looking for. That’s got to hurt.
*Harry reads a note in the locket from RAB, who already seems like a much greater wizard than Dumbledore. House of Black rulz!!!
*My one regret is that I die never knowing the wonder that is Ginny Weasley. –RAB
*Harry neither knows nor cares what the message in the locket means, which I think we all would have guessed without being told it.
Designated Hero
Mostly it’s Harry himself suffering from this one here, not seeming to realize he’s outclassed by Snape.
"Fruit Cart, Fruit Cart!"
Hufflepuff means "fruit cart" in old English.
Hero’s Death Battle Exemption
Harry trusts this rule so much he doesn’t even notice Snape saving his arse.
IITS
Looking back, you really would think super smart Dumbledore would have noticed that locket had no S on it, wouldn’t you? If he’s going to recognize Tom Riddle’s signature magic and be uppity about the blood?
Informed Attributes
Snape, you coward! Not even brave enough to take out a kid you’ve already beaten with one hand tied behind your back!
Jason’s Rule of Explosive Endings
Before we go, how about we set Hagrid’s house on fire?
Ken’s Second Rule of High Altitude Mortality
I didn’t give this one in the last chapter, but it actually does fit. This is the only AK we’ve ever seen blast somebody off their feet, apparently just so that he can fly over the battlements instead of just hitting the wall.
The Stealth Monster Rule
My, Buckbeak. What dramatic entrances you make!
Final score: 8
H/D cliché count: Snape taking care of Malfoy in a paternal way!
Slytherin liquid count: The floor slippery with blood, blood trickling from Dumbledore’s mouth, the Gryffindor rubies spilling out like blood from a wound, reference to the green goo Potion, Harry’s eyes burning with tears and Harry and Hagrid squirting jets of water out of their wands to put out Hagrid’s burning house.
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Hagrid 1
Date: 2006-09-22 09:37 pm (UTC)Why doesn't this DE just aim AK? It would be so easy. Also, Dumbledore apparently hasn't bothered to prove Hagrid's innocence & let him use magic openly again, despite appointing him a teacher and expecting him to fight DEs as an Order member. How can Hagrid survive without using magic in the war? IITS Hero’s Death Battle Exemption.
Also, we are told that his "immense strength, and the toughened skin... inherited from his giantess mother seemed to be protecting him". I understand the giant skin part [it seems that giants aren't just big, stupid muggles after all, sistermagpie, if they have special anti-magic skin- they seem to be more like magical creatures then] , but why and how would 'immense strength' help? It doesn't add up logically, since the natural conclusion the- stronger -the -muggle -the- more- difficult - is -to -hex- him is bluntly untrue...
* I can't sympathize at all with Hagrid here. His line "Fang's in there, yeh evil-!" to DE, who happily came to kill people is the dumbest thing he has ever said in 6 books. Very characteristic of him to call somebody evil because of hurting an animal when people get injured and killed. Btw, why isn't Hagrid with other teachers fighting? Did D decide not to ask him patrol the corridors too? Why didn't McGonagall send somebody to fetch him (she did send Flitwick to fetch Snape)? Are his abilities hold in such low regard?
Also Hagrid starts to talk about 'poor little things', referring to... Bowtruckles, and not, say, to young (or not)students or teachers, who could have been killed/injured. Such possibility mysteriously doesn't cross his mind at all, since he is in no hurry to ask Harry whether somebody has been hurt. His words "Nothin' D won' be able to put righ'... " refer to his house [again, what about the damage to school, human lives?]. Hagrid seems to me extremely self-absorbed here and stupidly childish [Daddy D will fix my house in a minute= everything will be fine, without considering the implications of DE successfully breaking into the school, which would be enough to close the school even without D's death.]
Slughorn says in the next chapter that "I don't think we're in more danger at Hogwarts than we are anywhere else" & that mothers' desire to keep families together is "only natural", implying imo that it's irrational, but I disagree. Keeping numerous children together during war is always dangerous (in our world, what if a bomb falls on school and kills all the children?), specially when the villain is obsessed with the headmaster, one of students (obviously Harry) and even the building itself (in many fics the authors made V to attack Hogwarts/live in it; in one fic he even became a new headmaster, raising his slaves since childhood, brainwashing children to admire him). So, not closing Hogwarts is more dangerous than teaching children in a war zone in our world in a sense. What if he decided to kidnap all children & threaten the minister with killing them, if he didn't step aside? Much more frightening than those muggle killings, isn't it?
* Can't stop myself from quoting another example of Hagrid's dimness "See it, Harry? Righ' at the foot o' the Tower? Under where the Mark... blimey... yeh don' think someone got thrown-?". All this AFTER Harry told him the infamous 'Snape killed... D'. After all complaints about Harry's stupidity, sistermagpie, just be grateful that JKR hasn't chosen Hagrid or Hagrid-like character as a hero. He would demonstrate even better than Harry the ideas:
1) pure heart is the only weapon against evil (as his intelligence is negligible and magic powers approach zero, the pure (or not) heart is the only thing left; his love for all living creatures would be a wonderful demonstration of the purity of his spirit).
2) we have to unite against the enemy or we'll crumble from within (since alone he is more helpless than Harry, so other people's doing his work, sorry, help is the only way to survive).
Re: Hagrid 1
Date: 2006-09-24 09:21 pm (UTC)And why didn't Dumbledore include Hagrid in the patrols? There must be a conspiracy theory about this somewhere.