HBP Chapter Thirty

[sistermagpie.livejournal.com]

*Because Dumbledore needs two entire chapters devoted to his mourning.

*People talk about Hogwarts being wish-fulfillment because the kids get to do magic in school, but I think the real appeal is the way these people drop any pretense of grades the minute something more exciting happens: Chamber of Secrets thing cleared up? Exams cancelled. You’ve entered a year-long extreme sports contest? No exams for you. Principal you see twice a year when he makes a speech dies? Lessons suspended and exams cancelled.

*Zacharias has a haughty-looking father. Hmm…this kid’s beginning to seem more and more Slytherin-lite, isn’t he? *hopes for Zacharias the Heir of Hufflepuff*

*Seamus finally almost makes up for his traitorousness in OotP by having a shouting match with his mother where Harry can see it. Almost. If he’d slapped her maybe all would be forgiven.

*Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny are spending all their time together. As opposed to the way Harry usually socializes with people who aren’t Weasleys or Hermione.

*The beautiful weather seemed to mock them. Only Harry can think something like this with a straight face—he has years of practice.

*Harry’s putting off breaking up with Ginny, his best source of comfort. Just take our word for it. She’s like ibuprofen to his emotional menstrual cramps.

*They visited the hospital wing twice a day, since none of the people there were injured by Harry.

*Ginny comes to terms with Fleur’s marrying Bill in a way that shockingly avoids any kind of suggestion she deserved to be told off as much as her mother did.

*Harry makes a joke about Fleur’s being ugly and Ginny giggles. Harry’s best source of comfort is tiresome jokes about how jealous girls are of pretty girls.

*Hermione winces at the "forced toughness" in Ron’s voice when he asks if anyone else they knew died. Funny, I winced at the forced attempt to make it seem like there’s a war going on that anyone really cares about.

*Harry becomes angry every time the subject of Snape comes up. Really? Since when?

*Not to be outdone by Ron’s fake forced toughness, Ginny announces she hasn’t been sleeping because…because she’s really very compassionate and effected by things. Really.

*Once Ginny leaves the Trio starts speaking plainly. That’s my greatest source of comfort.

*Ginny trips on the stairs on the way up to her dorm and dies.

*Apparently in the past Harry, when confronted with a mystery, has felt excited and curious with a burning desire to get to the bottom of the mystery. Who knew?

*The kind of excitement and curiosity you never want to waste on such pointless things as, say, the names of the other kids in your class for 7 years.

*Oh, all right. Ginny didn’t trip on the stairs to her dorm or die. She’s still alive tossing and turning on her perfumed sheets. *sulks*

*Harry knows he’s got to figure out about RAB to continue along the path he and Dumbledore started together. Again, props to Harry for making that connection, if not having the sense to complain about Dumbledore’s leaving him in a lurch because as usual he couldn’t bear to part with information until the most dramatic moment.

*Harry dreams of following Horcruxes with Dumbledore helpfully offering a rope ladder that turns into snakes when he touches it. On one level this is great because it suggests how irritating and unhelpful Dumbledore so often was. On another level it’s even better, because it suggests Dumbledore telling Harry’s he’s got to deal with snakes/Slytherins.

*Hermione’s been spending time in the library researching RAB. Oh yeah, cause Hermione’s always the one trying to solve every little mystery. Somehow forgot about that this year what with Malfoy’s secret plans and the unsolved murder attempts she couldn’t care less about.

*Snape’s birth was important enough to make it into the paper?

*The paper says Eileen Prince gave birth to…a murderer? demands Harry? Well, it doesn’t actually say murderer, but he is really ugly, which is a good indication he’s evil.

*Harry goes off on stupid Half-bloods who have to make up nicknames for themselves instead of having them showered on them by the world at large since birth, like son of Prongs did.

*And also Half-bloods that play down the Muggle side of their family. Unlike Harry who is always promoting his Muggle relatives.

*Harry can’t believe he was "taken in" by the HBP’s book. Oh yeah, the book really took you in, Harry. You should have recognized it was evil from the increasing nastiness of the spells. It’s right that you feel no guilt about using the nastiness of them yourself. The stuff didn’t actually appeal to you at all. You were just seduced by the persuasiveness of Snape’s handwriting when he wrote down the names.

*It’s girly handwriting, remember. Probably slutty girl handwriting. Evil temptress handwriting.

*So…why didn’t Snape turn Harry in? Hermione could be right saying he doesn’t want to be associated with it, but that doesn’t sound correct to me. Dumbledore knows perfectly well the kind of stuff Snape was up to as a kid. Is there stuff in the book he thinks Harry needs?

*LOL! Harry should have shown Dumbledore the book because it wasn’t fair that he had extra help in class and besides there’s Dark Magic in it. Bwahahaha! Just kidding. He should have shown Dumbledore the book because it’s proof that Snape was evil at school. He was intelligent and creative, for goodness sakes!

*Note that the book is proof that Snape was evil when he was at school, but not Harry. Slutty handwriting, remember.

*Hermione explains she’s just trying to tell Harry he’s putting too much blame on himself. Wtf? Harry’s not putting any blame on himself. He’s blaming Snape.

*Sure the Prince was nasty, but how could Harry know he was a potential killer? It’s not like Harry became a potential killer using Snape’s book. Except that one time.

*Harry’s never been to a funeral before. There was no body for Sirius, and that’s why there was no funeral. Well, that clears that up. If there’s no body or a person is cremated you can’t possibly have any sort of memorial service.

*Typical of Snape’s life, while Dumbledore and Hagrid’s chairs are ominously empty, some Gryffindor plops his arse immediately in Snape’s seat.

*Percy’s still dead to his family—good to know.

*Crabbe and Goyle: hulking but lonely and muttering! *loves*

*Harry hasn’t spared much thought for Malfoy—since you almost killed him Harry, yes. We’ve noticed.

*But then, nobody spares much thought for Malfoy…until they are tripped up by…Señor Draco! *guitar riffs* He’s like the Spanish Inquisition, in a way.

*Honestly, you can see why the kid is so bunged up. What does he have to do to be seen as a recurring character important to the story here?

*Actually, it seems Harry spares no thought for Malfoy since he can’t 100% hate him. Too scary and complicated. Better to think about Snape and the mockingly mild weather. You want a piece of me, goddamn fluffy white clouds?

*So to review, Harry’s not sparing much thought for Malfoy, except to wonder where he is and what threats Voldemort is making and what he’s being made to do. Actually one of the deepest thoughts Harry’s ever had about another person, coming shockingly close to empathy!

*I’ll bet the Slytherins are all wearing some secret flower or something that indicates they’re really in mourning for Snape.

*The warmth of the sun caresses Harry’s face. Harry bitchslaps it.

*Tonks arrives with her hair back to pink—not because getting a man restores her powers, but because it would be inappropriate to appear at a funeral with non-attention-getting hair.

*Fred and George have taken to dressing like twin leather boys.

*The search continues for young Verity Shrinkydink, formerly shop assistant at Weasleys Wizard Wheezes, who disappeared last October, having been chopped up for ingredients in a special order the Twins are filling for a mysterious stranger.

*Harry feels a great rush of affection for Luna and Neville—right on schedule. A few days ago they risked their lives doing his bidding.

*Because they have no friends, btw.

*In their own chairs, Neville turns to Luna and asks if the sun just got warmer. She explains that’s merely the warm glow of Harry’s approval turned on them for a glorious moment.

*Neville, btw, needs to be helped into a seat. As a Gryffindor, his injuries heal slowly and dramatically. Unlike Slytherin injuries which disappear in a puff of smoke.

*Umbridge has the nerve to show up, but at least offers some entertainment by being terrified of a centaur. One more dramatic blow against prejudice!

*Hagrid’s crying quite silently for once, dripping tears all over Dumbledore’s body, which he’s carrying in his arms. I find this somewhat disturbing, probably because I’m picturing that wax dummy from the PoA movie.

*Apparently Dumbledore asked to be buried as he lived, as a fabulous almost-drag queen in purple velvet with gold stars.

*Harry takes a moment to defend Hagrid’s incessant nose-blowing. We all know Dumbledore would love it, Harry. All Gryffindors respect snot.

*Oh my god, just end this damn funeral all ready.

*Grawp’s head is "bowed and docile, almost human." Well, it’s good to know he’s been properly broken into reverence for any and all Wizards, even those he’s never met. Those testicular clamps must have done the trick!

*Hagrid’s also made sure to expose him to the works of great giants dragged away from Giant Mountains to Wizarding country:

'TWAS mercy brought me from my Pagan land,
Taught my benighted soul to understand
That there's a Wizard World, that there's Hagrid too:
Once I redemption neither sought nor knew,
Some view our giant race with scornful eye,
"Their size is diabolic die--aye."
Remember, Wizards, Giants, big as Cain,
May be refin'd, and join th' angelic train.'

*Grawp’s actually taking notes on Wizard funerals for his anthropological study, of course.

*Harry keeps wanting to laugh because that’s the way it is at funerals for people you loved who were so funny and wonderful blah blah blah…dear god, just end. Dumbledore was no Chuckles the Clown.

*Harry realizes there was so much he never asked Dumbledore—there’s an understatement for you. Luckily with Dumbledore you at least know he wouldn’t have told you anything anyway.

*Harry’s lays the "all alone, marked man" on thick to comfort himself.

*When Draco sees Crabbe and Goyle again they’ll make him feel better about his own misery by telling him that at least he got to miss this funeral.

*Ginny and Harry share a moment, the kind Harry can only share with characters created to be reflections of himself.

*And then Harry breaks up with Ginny because Spiderman will always have enemies.

*Harry explains the past weeks have been like something out of someone else’s life…which is probably why scenes of the two of them connecting weren’t included in the book of his life.

*And also why every conversation we do get between Harry and Ginny sounds like discarded lines from some lame romantic comedy.

*Harry doesn’t want Voldemort to find out about Ginny. As if he doesn’t already know! You don’t think he has a chart of Ginny’s love life in his office next to the Hogwarts school calendar? Please!

*Ginny shocks us all by revealing she never stopped liking Harry. Wow, you mean you never really lowered your standards? Harry’s never really been rejected for some other boy? Unbelievable! I’m going to go tell Dean!

*Harry says Hermione’s a "smart girl" and laments that if he’d asked Ginny out sooner they could have had months or years maybe! The Harrys from PS through OotP burst out laughing at this along with me.

*PoA Harry briefly goes on strike, refusing to grow into a teenager who would say such a thing, and must be placated with a dramatic reading of the Sectumsempra chapter.

*Ginny reveals that she likes Harry so much because she knows he can’t be happy unless he’s hunting Voldemort. That’s exactly what she liked about him when she first met him and he was 12 and sitting in her kitchen. That’s what set her apart from all the other celebrity whore girls.

*That’s the kind of girl I would want, personally. The kind who likes the way you’re not happy unless you’re risking your life fighting evil. I foresee some very bitter scenes between middle-aged Harry and Ginny.

*Harry walks away from Ginny. Instantly the entire crowd forgets Dumbledore’s dead and begins gossiping about how Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley broke up!

*Scrimgeor looks annoyed at Harry’s attitude. I would so love some pov scenes of the adults in the books complaining about having to deal with the Potter brat.

*Scrimgeor knows enough to flatter Harry that he’s Dumbledore’s favorite ever pupil. Somewhere out there, Snape feels a surge of bitter annoyance and starts yelling at Draco for some minor thing.

*Scrimgeor doesn’t understand loyalty to Dumbledore. Well, yeah. He’s not in the cult.

*The trio sits under a beech tree where they’ve sat in happier times. Actually, it seems like Harry only ever sits under beech trees during unhappy times, usually resenting the temperature.

*Ron offers to go hit Percy for what Scrimgeor did. Thank goodness someone has a plan!

*Harry announces he’s got to spend next year hunting Horcruxes. He might as well be saying he’s got to find Amelia Earhart, really, for all he seems prepared to even start.

*If Harry meets Severus Snape along the way, so much the better for Harry and so much the worse for Snape. Now that he’s lulled Snape into a false sense of security by getting his arse whupped by him, Harry can spring his trap.

*Grawp is cuddling Hagrid, it seems. Though I hope he’s really got him in a headlock as part of the escape he’s planned for the funeral.

*Ron and Hermione will be coming to the Dursleys, since it’s not like Muggles have any say in whether Wizards stay in their house or not.

*I kind of hope Petunia makes Hermione feel really guilty about the way she treats her parents.

*Harry had meant Ron and Hermione to understand he was taking this dangerous journey alone. Which I’m sure they get, Harry. It’s not like they’re not familiar with your "marked man" routine. It’s just they also know that you’re also pretty useless and if they don’t go with you you’ll wind up dead in a bar fight without getting near a single Horcrux.

*Harry is startled, having forgotten that anything so normal as a wedding could still exist—whew! He finally got to have that thought!

*Harry knows that the meeting with Voldemort must come, whether in a month or a year, or ten…or perhaps according to the schedule it has followed every year since he was eleven.





The Borgnine Proviso
Oh, he’s there somewhere.

Box Picture
Photos of this funeral must look like the cover of Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band.

Designated Hero
I guess that’s what Ginny likes about Harry so much. That he’s the designated hero.

Also all the inferior races love Dumbledore.

Idiot World
Seriously? This kid’s all we’ve got?

Informed Attributes
Harry’s not only blaming himself too much for everything by blaming Snape, but a meeting between the two of them would somehow be worse for Snape.

Misdirected Answering
Oh no, don’t spare any thought for Malfoy and his dramatic situation. I need to know every single person at Dumbledore’s funeral and what they’re wearing.

Selling Wood
We could have had years!

"Watermelon, watermelon, cantaloupe, cantaloupe"
Watermelon, watermelon, could have had years, cantaloupe, cantaloupe

Final score: 8

H/D cliché count: Harry barely thinks of Malfoy, but it’s the best thought he has.

Slytherin liquid count: Gryffindors cry and get snotty by the lake.

Comments

[glorfindelghost.livejournal.com]

But he's not likely to go home: that would just endanger both of them: it would make sense for him to be brave enough to hide in the Muggle world (and I don't imagine he has many skills that transfer to the Muggle world!)

[soldurios.livejournal.com]

And Narcissa would just patiently twiddle her thumbs while she waits for Draco, doing nothing save for putting a candle in the window while humming 'Wayward Son'? She's hardly a defenseless woman and Malfoys are good at getting out of trouble when they want to.

I really doubt Draco would go into the Muggle world. Prejudices aside, and that's a strong contender there, Voldemort would come after him. Muggles can't hige nor help Draco against Voldemort. Draco isn't safe anywhere, so he might as well grow a pair and go on back like a man instead of running away like Karkaroff and only prolong his torture.

It's also not clear if Voldemort will want to kill him. Draco proved his usefulness by bringing Death Eaters into Hogwarts. He did everything right save for killing Dumbledore.

Also, I can't see Snape just tossing Draco out into the big scary world. Not after he's gone through such pains to protect him throughout the book, vow or not. And he did seem to give a rat's arse about the boy during the previous books. Even without all this, I would think that if Snape showed up to Voldemort sans Draco, he would get the brunt of that anger. Snape's not that self-sacrificing.

Yet another point, Draco's concerned about his family. If he runs away, what will happen to them? There's always the risk of Voldemort taking out his anger on Narcissa or Lucius since it's already obvious that Voldemort could get into Azkaban.

There's also the matter of self-respect and pride. Draco's still a Malfoy. One would think he would have some more pride than that to go around prostituting himself to a species that he absolutely loathes.

So unless you want to shuck all of those reasons and justifiable actions and go into OOC territory to portray poor, weeking uke!Draco, him as a rent boy for Muggles makes no sense.

[sarahtales.livejournal.com]

Who said anything about Muggles?

And hey, I was joking, being not exactly the poster girl for smut, and kind of resenting your (not really in the spirit of polite debate) 'Some people in fandom'comment.

I do however seriously wonder if Draco would go back to Voldemort - I mean, just on a gut level, he's terrified of the dude and by now clued into the fact that Voldemort was just looking for an excuse to get rid of Lucius Malfoy's kid. It's not like Voldemort is renowned for his reasonable good nature, and is likely to say at once 'Marvellous job apart from that, little Malfoy! Have a lolly.' It's not beyond the realms of possibility that he would go to Voldemort, I'm just saying that there's a good argument for him choosing not to, since Voldemort is a lunatic with a grudge against his family and all.

Ditto Snape. Who said anything about tossing Draco into the big scary world? Check canon: Draco got out of Hogwarts first. Draco Apparated way before Snape did. While he might well be with Snape, he also had a perfectly good opportunity to get clear of Snape and go off anywhere he wanted, and there's also a good argument for that, since Draco is shown to be pretty frightened by actual death, and Snape just killed a dude right in front of him. Draco is also shown to be very concerned about his parents, and thus might be actively hiding from his mother, who would certainly try to protect him from Voldemort's anger. Though I'm certain she would search for him it is hard to find someone who doesn't want to be found.

Since there are these reasons (fear of Voldemort, fear of Snape, fear for his mother's safety) I think it's perfectly legitimate to worry about what is happening to Draco, plausibly canonically all alone in the great big world. Though of course, whatever does happen in canon, it won't be the rent boy road.

[soldurios.livejournal.com]

it would make sense for him to be brave enough to hide in the Muggle world

Not you. I never said you said anything about Muggles. I don't know where you're getting that idea from. I never talked about Muggles until glorfindelghost brought the idea up.

And hey, I was joking...

Yeah, I was sort of hoping you were. And when I said 'some people in the fandom', I didn't necessarily mean you. I never read any of your writings, I only know from other people that they tend to revolve around the Harry/Draco pairing so I stay far away from them.

Unless you wish to debate how some people in the fandom ignore canon in favour of buttsmex, I really don't see why you need to take offense. Particularly since you seem to be implying that you're not one of those people.

Draco Apparated way before Snape did.

Been awhile before I bothered with the book or that chapter, but didn't Snape tell Draco to run away?

There are arguments for everything, from what I'm seeing. However, if someone doesn't want to be found, I don't think they'd decide to just prostitute themselves with Muggles. Sirius Black didn't. Nor did Wormtail.

I would, personally, hope Draco would be smarter than Karkaroff and all the others that had run away from Voldie and were killed, but that's not my call to make.

I would also like to think that Draco would realize what Voldemort did to him. Since Voldie couldn't punish Lucius, he took it out on Draco instead. So wouldn't it make sense that if Draco wasn't around, Voldemort would make Draco suffer by taking it out on the one who he loves? That does seem to be the behavior pattern there. So while Draco may want to protect his mother, the only way open to him would be to take Voldie's wrath on his own head rather than let his mother suffer.

So that's the bit I'm not getting, that whole fear for his mother's safety and that's why he runs away.

[sarahtales.livejournal.com]

I don't want to debate it, but since you replied to my comment with the observation, it did seem directed at me personally. I'm glad to hear it wasn't. I do think most slashers don't ignore canon, any more than most het fic fans do. As for me, I like and write both slash and het pairings.

Snape did tell Draco to run, but in a more 'get the hell out of here!' way than by giving him directions. Like I said, Draco could be with Snape: it's just that it's also plausible he might not be, since he got away first and as far as we know didn't arrange a rendez-vous.

I certainly think you do have a point about Draco staying to defend his mother: he might well decide to do so. On the other hand, Narcissa as Lucius' wife hasn't had to take any flak yet, and you'd think Voldemort might turn on her rather than a kid who must be less powerful and thus presumably less helpful. It's possible that Draco believes Voldemort thinks of Narcissa more as Bellatrix's sister than Lucius' wife. Or possible that Draco thinks his mother is likely to keep her head down and thus stay safe unless she is protecting her son. In HBP after all it is Narcissa's concern for Draco that makes her go to Snape, clearly atypical behaviour that horrifies Bellatrix. I think it's also plausible to suggest that Draco would think staying far away from his mother would be best for her.

[soldurios.livejournal.com]

I do both slash and het, there are just some pairings that I keep away from either do to cliches or just because I can't see it ever happening for any reason. Normally, though, it's due to the former.

I'm not too sure Draco would run away if Snape hadn't told him. He might have been in shock and unable to think too far ahead in the future. Or Snape could have had a predignated place for them to apparate to, a safe haven of sorts. More likely, though, Draco would go to the first place where he felt safest, which would be home.

As for Voldie not turning on Narcissa, I can think of two reasons. The first is that Narcissa isn't Marked. She likely opted to refuse it at some point, but Draco seemed too eager to try and walk the walk, so to say, and thus, took the Mark.

The other reason is that Lucius got one of Voldie's horcruxes killed. Voldemort may not love but he does understand people's weaknesses, and wanted to kill what Lucius loved, or seemed to love most. Or, whatever Lucius truly prided on the most, his one and only heir.

The horcrux represented a sort of immortality to Voldemort. Kids represent immortality to their parents. It's a bit of a stretch, but the symbology is what's important here. Thus, it would make perfect sense for Voldie to go after something that would carry on Lucius' line as Lucius destroyed something that would have carried Voldemort on.

Narcissa didn't seem willing to keep her head down before when it came to her son. If Draco's gone missing, she's liable to think the worst and thus, do something stupid. A terrified mother never keeps her head down, regardless of danger. Narcissa certainly didn't do so before as she risked death in order to keep Draco safe.

And you just know Bellatrix told on Narcissa to Voldemort as her loyalty to Voldie is something that no one really sees wavering. So it's clear that Voldemort knows of the care that Narcissa has of Draco. And just as Draco decided to abscond, it's also likely that Voldemort would make very sure that Draco was completely alone and kill Narcissa and Lucius and make sure Draco knows who's to blame.

Draco would be in a lose-lose situation, if he isn't already.

[sarahtales.livejournal.com]

I'm the same way about ships myself.

I do think Draco is in a lose-lose situation as far as I can see, which is why I think what he'll do next is debatable. I'd find it canonically plausible if he went to Voldemort, Narcissa, Snape or if he went off solo for the reasons I've gone over. Or if he didn't for the reasons you've gone over. It's just since Draco All Alone would be the scariest situation, it's the scenario that preys on my mind.

Narcissa did risk death in order to keep Draco safe before, but she did it in a very clever way, manipulating Snape as she did. Draco may think his mother can handle it, or he might plan to contact her, if he did decide not to go to her.

Hey, I'd find it plausible if Draco went off on a suicide mission to get his father out of Azkaban. I wish someone would write that, too.

[soldurios.livejournal.com]

I'm starting to try and worm my way out of fandom, save for the parts where I'm invested into, so I don't think all that much on what will happen in the seventh book. It's a matter of preparing myself to be utterly disappointed and/or disgusted.

I would love to read about Draco's suicidal mission to Azkaban and actually succeeding. They'd pick up Narcissa and the money at Gringotts could be transferred to, perhaps, a nice Swiss account and they could move to France, safely away from the war in England. It would be rather amusing to see Harry all worried about what Draco's doing and the hell him and his family are going through only to find out that they're living it up in Nice.

That would, likely, be the bravest thing Draco could possibly do in terms of making sure his parents were safe as the risks would be incredible.