Horklump
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The Horklump is a sort of fleshy mushroom-like organism that originated in Scandinavia but has since spread throughout northern Europe. It feeds on earthworms through tentacles which it extends into the soil (as opposed to “roots,” as Rowling says; nevermind that mushrooms don’t have “roots” but have something different called hyphae). Horklumps are a favorite food of Gnomes, and tend to overrun gardens.
Incidentally, in "Beedle the Bard" Straw(wo)man Beatrix Bloxam once complained about how she saw someone fondling Horklumps, which lends a whole new Freudian meaning to the whole business (fleshy pink mushrooms with bristles?).
Okay, so it's not really supposed to have a face but it was too easy.
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Date: 2012-03-27 02:24 am (UTC)Nature's diversity is truly marvelous, isn't it? ;)