deathtocapslock | GoF Chapter Six--Out of order, sorry!

*Mr. Weasley is checking his sheaf of tickets. A sheaf. How many muggles did that enchanted lawnmower chew up, exactly?

*I wonder if Apparating being difficult is going to come up at some point or whether it’s just there to justify needing the license.

*Sometimes I wish every Magical Word Didn’t Have To Be Capitalized.

*Despite what Molly says later, Percy, like the twins, Apparates all over the house just because he can. *scratches Percy behind th ears*

*Who were Fred and George hoping to give those toffees to, I wonder?

*I have to say, I think most mothers would react the same way as Molly does to her kids spending six months on joke candy and failing their exams. Don’t take it personally, guys.

*I know this is total nitpick, but I suddenly found myself thinking why do Ron’s friends get special treatment? The tickets to the World Cup are hard to come by and a big deal. I can see why Harry would be invited, as they think of him like family and as an orphan with Muggles they’d think it was a nice treat. Plus he’s Seeker and wins games for Gryffindor. But why’s Hermione here? She doesn’t even like Quidditch—wouldn’t the twins’ friend Lee have appreciated it more? And Ginny’s wildly popular we’ll find out later—don’t her friends ever get to stay at the house?

*Yes, I realize that thought was completely silly and it’s not intended as a real criticism. It’s just damn, Hermione’s place in both boys’ lives is so unrealistic sometimes I can’t help but notice it.

*Mr. Weasley performs some wizarding exposition about how people get to the World Cup. Cheaper tickets have to arrive two weeks an advance? That’s not very fair. Who can take 2 weeks off work to go to a game?

*Heh. Could it be at all significant plot-wise that Harry is showing an interest in Porkeys and that Mr. Weasley is explaining them? Why the sudden curiosity about the way things work Harry, hmmm? Must be those Seeker powers instinctively glimpsing a plot development in the distance...

*Uh, Arthur? If you make a Porkey look like litter some of us Muggles might actually pick it up to throw it away. Keep Muggle Britain Tidy you slobs!

*So where the Weasleys live it gets cold enough in August at night that it makes your hands and feet freezing? Are they in the mountains?

*Stoatshead Hill—just pointing out the Mustelid reference.

*I know Cedric’s a Hufflepuff, but he’s wearing a big red shirt.

*To prove that fighting against evil doesn’t prevent you from being idiots, the twins snub Cedric for catching a gold ball before Harry did ten months earlier. With that kind of grudge holding, Snape makes a lot more sense, doesn’t he?

*Oh dear. I feel sad for Cedric in this scene when his father calls him Ced and looks forward to him getting his Apparation license. And jokes about his telling his grandchildren about beating Harry Potter. Ack. No grandchildern for Cedric.:-(

*Seriously, I really love the way the relationship between Amos and Cedric is set up here so quickly and clearly—it’s even better than Neville and his Gran in the hospital. Cedric’s death is going to destroy this man.

*I’m sorry, I shouldn’t make comments like that. As I learned from the hate thread, whenever you pick apart canon, a rabbi goes up in smoke.

*I like how Amos sees Cedric not fainting on his broom as proof he’s a better flier, because so often in canon people are just as quick to brush off any outside circumstances that might suggest Harry had an advantage when proving nobody can compete with him.

*The Lovegoods have been there for a week already. Hee. It’s sad how fun it is looking at old canon and finding hints for the later stuff. And people wonder why people spin theories about Mark Evans.

This chapter was pretty short so it’s probably a low score.

The Cricket Rule and Day-for-Night
To make sure we get at least one, I’m going to give it these two, since Amos doesn’t sound anything like Ernest Borgnine.

Misdirected Answering
I’m afraid that now that I know all about wizard transporation to the QWC and how Portkeys work I’m afraid I’m even more puzzled as to why Faux!Moody didn’t just toss Harry a quill Portkey a few weeks into the term.

Final score: 2