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* Quite be accident, surely, Umbridge has given herself a name that Muggles associate with cruelty, persecution and censorship. I think I get it. Harry=Heretic. Even though he's actually totally in line with middle class values. Stick it to the man, Harry!

* Percy says the Minister is acting here on the concerns of anxious parents, who feel the school is going in a direction of which they don't approve. Is this supposed to be a) a lie, b) a reference to evil parents like Lucius who want the school to be anti-Muggleborn (so far the only parents who have shown much concern for what goes on at school at all are Slytherins) or c) actual innocent parents who object to letters about their kids’ lame classes and multiple dangers? Iow, I know if these parents exist they must obviously be wrong because they don't love what Dumbledore's done with the place, but are they baddies or pussies?

* I suspect I'm supposed to react angrily to the idea of "falling standards" at Hogwarts rather than thinking, "Well, there's definitely room for improvement. Here’s what I’d do..."

* Lucius is 41!

* The Prophet helpfully lists Dumbledore's "eccentric appointments" as being all about his giving jobs to people of different races. You'd almost think the guy gave the job to the person most qualified no matter what his/her background. Luckily we know that's not true.

*The Prophet also links the Dumbledore supporter with subversive groups of non-wizards to discredit her. V. George Bush.

* The paper unfairly leaves out the obvious justification for every strange appointment: Dumbledore's trying to train up Harry here, guys. He's got this awesome, byzantine plan he's working on. Once he's finished maybe he'll consider offering a good education for everyone....Nah, once Harry defeats Voldemort, Dumbledore's got an awesome plan to take over France!

* People are disgusted at the idea of Hogwarts being an extension of Fudge's office, but the main reason it's drawn Fudge's interest is that it's now nothing more than an extension of Dumbledore, who is a political force more than a headmaster, which is why Fudge wants to discredit him. Dumbledore isn't the kind of fictional headmaster who's simply earned the love of all the students by running a school they love and being really fair, here. The school really is his political base.

* Hermione's angry at having Umbridge forced upon them, as I suspect other students have been similarly angry for some other teachers forced upon them. If Dumbledore is all-knowing and twinkly, which he is, I have a hard time believing he tried and failed to come up with an alternate DADA teacher of his own. The guy who hired the fraud Lockhart could easily allow Umbridge to be hired as well, for his own purposes. He got an army out of it and presumably taught Harry whatever he was trying to teach him.

* The kids seem very offended at the idea that their teachers will be "inspected," though I'm not sure why. In my high school there was this group of people who came more than once and basically did just what Umbridge is doing. They sat in on classes, presumably interviewed teachers, grabbed random students in the hall and asked them to sessions where they'd ask us questions. I can't remember what they were called, but it wasn't Inquisitors.

* Of course, if Umbridge was the usual headmistress and Dumbledore was running the inspectors, that would be fine. Wouldn't want to suggest something so subversive as one law for both good guys and bad guys being a good thing!

* Then again, perhaps Hermione just needed something else to get angry and huffy about that morning. She had a pleasant dream and is trying to get back into the proper irritable mood before class.

* Snape's a bastard in handing out papers, though not as bad as my 8th grade algebra teacher who used to hand the tests out from best to worst and announce when he'd gotten to the next grade level. "I'm in the D's now. Sister Magpie, here's yours."

* Since I refuse to believe Snape is physically capable of giving dunces high marks just because they are Slytherin (as per HBP he's making Crabbe and Goyle do classes again to pass DADA), I assume Draco passed when he whispers about some people getting Ds. I notice it doesn't say to whom he's whispering. Hard to believe it's Crabbe or Goyle, who always have to be the most stupid.

* Of course Hermione's trying to look at Harry's paper.:-)

* I'm surprised Snape didn't give Ron and Hermione both F's--err, that is, T's—because he could easily tell she wrote his for him. Hermione doesn't seem like she'd be able to dumb down her work to make it sound like the person she's doing it for.

*Not to mention, um, these kids write all their stuff with quills so it would be in Hermione's handwriting. It's hard to believe Ron or Harry puts in the effort of copying over what she's written for him. Maybe there's a spell that changes the person's handwriting.

*I do appreciate the kids having a helpful expositional conversation where they explain to me what these grade letters mean at Hogwarts, though apparently D sucks all over.

* I love the way Harry is always secretly imagining himself as monumentally failing everything. His image of himself trying to hide T's from Hermione reminds me of his visions of himself stumping around after Hagrid once he's gotten expelled in PS/SS. I don't think this is due to Harry lacking confidence. It's more he just never ever wants to be in the humiliating position he was at the Dursleys again. Being Harry, his failures must be just as spectacular as his victories.

* I can see why Flitwick had no trouble with Umbridge while Trelawney got furious. He's actually teaching a class; she's doing a Vegas lounge act.

* Umbridge is quite awesome in this scene, without being rude. Certainly she's a lot less rude than Hermione was in Trelawney's class.

* So far Umbridge has not conducted "an investigation that violates the privacy or rights of individuals" or even a "rigorous, harsh interrogation." It seems a bit like referring to one's employee review as an Inquisition.

* Though I suppose it must seem that way after Dumbledore's reviews: "Let's see, do I still have some use for keeping you around? Yes. Awesome work!"

* I'm sorry, but the idea that Umbridge would blink in surprise at Hermione saying she's read the whole book is a little too Mary-Sue-fantasy. The kid in the class who has to proudly announce she’s already read the book is hardly anything shocking. OMG, you read the whole book? But you’re only 15! Are you some sort of reading superhero?

* Hermione objects to the idea that "counter-jinx" is a euphemism for "jinx," however sometimes it seems like that's exactly what it is. Sometimes it's something that undoes a jinx, but other times it seems like "counter-jinx" is used to describe the jinx you throw at the guy throwing jinxes at you.

* Hermione goes on to explain that when she says she "disagrees" with Slinkhard she means that jinxes can be useful, especially when used defensively. Err...that's not disagreeing. Calling something a jinx instead of a counter-jinx does not imply it is not useful or can’t be self-defense.

* Btw, "especially when used defensively" means "they started it!"

* Most of the kids in this class who are sad at having to put their wands away and itching to try these hexes will, of course, wind up not only concentrating on jinxes but using them on other students without it being self-defense. It's so inspiring the way our heroes eventually triumph over the evil Slinkhard by proving how useful jinxes are by using them on Those Who Suck.

* Btw, wouldn’t it be funny if the Inquisitor Squad actually did have a policy based on a more pacifist idea, never hexing etc.? Too bad the bad guys must be a collection of contradicting ideas at all times.

* Note that Umbridge does not actually counter Hermione's argument but says Hermione’s opinion doesn't matter, making it seem like Hermione won the argument but Umbridge is imposing Slinkhard because he supports her evil agenda. Hermione's right and being censored because nobody can win an argument with a Mary Sue, ‘specially a fat girl.

* Nobody in school knows anything about what Harry's done in the past because he doesn't ever tell anyone, but in Umbridge's class he just can't shut up with the plot summaries of previous books.

* For the second time Hermione's set alongside McGonagall as the voice of reason with Umbridge, and for the second time it was Hermione who intentionally started annoying Umbridge out of nowhere. Malfoy could take tips from Hermione on how to manipulate Harry into getting himself detention while smelling like a rose himself.

* Godwin’s Law alert. Don’t take this too far, but Fudge is described as gesticulating forcefully on the front page of the Prophet during some kind of speech, and I can't believe I'm not supposed to be picturing Mr. Forceful-Gesticulations himself, Hitler, who’s kind of the standard of all politicians who yell.

* Harry is cross at Hermione through Charms until Umbridge reappears and he transfers it to her. J'ever notice how this works throughout the whole story? We could play "following the bouncing ball of anger" or "Anger Pinball" throughout the book as it jumps from one target to another.

* Understand, of course, that this is all Voldemort doing that.

* Dean does something to a mouse that McGonagall threatens him with detention for. I'm beginning to see the groundwork for Ginny/Dean here. He wants hexing in DADA, loved Crouch as a teacher and teases small animals. He's becoming more attractive by the second. How did he ever become friends with that traitorous Irish boy?

* I think McGonagall shares Hermione's magical "dissing Umbridge" power, being the only two people who seem, almost arbitrarily, to unnerve her where others can't. Note they are both female and remember Maya's essay about that. Harry's anger at McGonagall naturally bounces back to Umbridge when he sees her do this.

* Now that Harry's in CoMC his eyes are fixed on Malfoy, whose own eyes are fixed on Umbridge. Not that Harry remembers Malfoy exists. You know, I suspect the reason people feel like Malfoy loses Harry’s interest in this book isn’t that anything between them is different but that Harry is so mad at everybody Malfoy fails to stand out. He’s just one more bumper in Anger Pinball.

* Umbridge helpfully chooses this class full of Slytherins to wander around and talk to kids. Harry is pleased the class is "not letting Hagrid down," by being able to answer questions on magical creatures. Guess it's a good thing Umbridge didn't talk to Harry or Ron, who get by by copying Hermione's notes.

* Malfoy IDs himself as the kid what got injured and Harry helpfully offers that this was only because he was too stupid to do what Hagrid told him to do--damn that Malfoy for letting Hagrid down! It's probably his fault no other class of students ever get shoved into a paddock full of seventh-year dangerous creatures their first day, unsupervised, after cursory instructions.

* Interestingly, all Malfoy actually says about the incident is, "That was me. I was slashed-heh heh—by a Hyppogriff." He just confirmed the injury that was on file, without elaborating. Probably because he knows it was all his fault and there's no way any decent person could hear about that incident and think Hagrid was anything but an innocent victim.

* Too bad Umbridge didn't ask Harry about it. He could have told her how Hagrid had Harry climb up on the Hyppogriff's back and then slapped it on the arse so it flew into the air while Harry was trying to figure out where he was supposed to hang on. I'm sure that would have counterbalanced Malfoy's own dreadful irresponsibility with the animal and shown Hagrid in a far better light.

* Harry has moved into martyr mode, where now he's not telling anyone about his hand because it's UP TO HIM TO PROTECT THEIR JOBS OMG1!1--Just go with him on this. IITS.

* Harry is pleasantly surprised when he arrives in the common room with a bloody hand to find Hermione disposed to be sympathetic instead of critical. In fact, Hermione exhibits a marked change here suddenly in becoming more motherly, waiting for Harry with Murtsap, speaking to him nervously, looking aghast when he gets angry, making a sacrifice in saying Voldemort's name. I wonder what could have brought on this sort of change? Oh, I see! She wants something from him!

* Hermione's face lights with a fervor usually reserved for SPEW when she imagines learning dueling skills to face what's waiting for them in the world. Please tell me Hermione is intentionally being portrayed as a potentially dangerous fanatic who can't wait to leave homework behind and really cause some damage. She's already done some thinking about how jinxing is necessary, and apparently it was after that class--the one where her actions started the tension that led to the detention where Harry hurt the hand she's caring for--that she just happened to start thinking about starting her own army seeing if other kids want to get together and study DADA. Harry will teach her his mad dueling skillz, the two of them will defeat Voldemort and rule the world together!!


* School in this place seems to again veer between schoolwork and natural talent, with Harry beating Hermione in PoA, the only year they sat a test and had a teacher who knew the subject (and was a personal friend of Harry's who taught him on the side). Harry just frankly *doesn't* seem any better in DADA than Hermione is. He's better at fighting, but does that really make him better at taking the tests? It's not like he seems interested in it as a subject, studying the Dark Arts in order work out how to counter them.

* Harry works himself into a frenzy and finally tells Ron and Hermione...the opposite of what he's wanted to yell at them from the beginning of the book. Go Harry!

* Harry's hand starts throbbing since he smashed the bowl of healing stuff in anger--kind of a nice metaphor for Harry's life at this point.

* Btw, Harry's hand really hurts. Why is it that people heal lickety-split in this world except when it's more dramatic for them to be Muggle cuts that sting? I don't think it's just the magic quill.

* This chapter was long and again left me feeling vaguely irritated, like all the characters in this book.





Designated Hero
'nuff said.

Exploitation Filmmakers’ Credo
Did they just like the last DADA class so much they thought they'd have the same one over again?

IITS
Harry can't tell McGonnogal, the teacher with whom he has spoken about Umbridge frankly before, because he is protecting her from losing her job, which he has just informed us is in danger. Have you not seen how she is unable to handle Umbridge?

Idiot Picture
So. I'm thinking of getting myself more detention with Umbridge this class. You in?

Informed Attributes
I know it's been hammered into everyone's head that Hermione is the best student in all classes academic and that no one could ever come close to her on an exam, but now we need Harry to be better so he is. Remember this when he gets his OWL results.

Misdirected Answering
Sorry, but we've really no time to explore the ethics of jinxing here. The kids prefer to quiz each other on what the grades they just got on their tests mean. Apparently the "D" did not stand for "delightful."

Nut o’ Fun
Hee! Bowtruckles!

Final Score: 7

Also, just for fun, this chapter’s Anger Pinball tally:

Umbridge-->Trelawney-->Umbridge-->McGonnogal-->Hermione-->Umbridge-->Malfoy-->Ron & Hermione

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Date: 2008-02-01 05:02 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
The paper unfairly leaves out the obvious justification for every strange appointment: Dumbledore's trying to train up Harry here, guys. He's got this awesome, byzantine plan he's working on.

And given that Harry is a rather dumb and incompetent kid, who only triumphs through pluck, luck and the author's iron fist and the "plan" consists of eventually dumping the fate of wizarding Britain in his lap whilst denying him any necessary information or support and playing silly mind-games with him until the very last moment, all the sacrifices and deprivations of _other_ students were totally worth it! Isn't it lucky that the antagonists are so terminally stupid themselves, that one wonders how they survived long enough to be exterminated by OUR HERO?

Dumbledore isn't the kind of fictional headmaster who's simply earned the love of all the students by running a school they love and being really fair, here. The school really is his political base.

Not only that, but he is directly responsible for the fix their society is in, because it is due to his mismanagement that the school was turned into a hot-bed of DE recruitment. An uncharitable person might even suspect that DD tacitly allowed the early DE movement to flourish at Hogwarts so that he could gain more political clout whilst publicly opposing them later.

Harry is pleased the class is "not letting Hagrid down," by being able to answer questions on magical creatures.

The funny thing is that they only could do so because of Grubbly-Plank's teaching. IIRC, they didn't learn anything curriculum-related or generally useful in this class in the previous 2 years.

Harry just frankly *doesn't* seem any better in DADA than Hermione is. He's better at fighting, but does that really make him better at taking the tests?

The humorous thing here is that apart from the Patronus, all the extra-curricular spells that Harry knows were taught to him by Hermione (who learned them out of books, as she is wont to so) in GoF, whilst he was preparing for the Third Task. Harry being better at fighting is due to quick reflexes, pluck and of course DESTINY - not something that he could teach. Let's remember that all those older kids also studied under Lupin and Crouch Jr. too and actually should know more than Harry.
OTOH, I think that the DA is one of the few intelligent undertakings that trio engaged in throughout the saga. Therefore of course, it had to be discontinued in HBP.

Date: 2008-02-01 05:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kaskait.livejournal.com
* Hermione goes on to explain that when she says she "disagrees" with Slinkhard she means that jinxes can be useful, especially when used defensively. Err...that's not disagreeing. Calling something a jinx instead of a counter-jinx does not imply it is not useful or can’t be self-defense.

This is where I diverged with the rest of the HP fandom and thought that the Slinkhard curriculum wasn't all that bad. But the WW is all about using the big stick first, fast and furious. I found it an interesting story choice to make the "girlish" Umbridge concerned with magical ethics. But it turns out that she was evil.

Because practicing the ethics of non-violent behavior in tense situations is sooooo evil.

Date: 2008-02-01 06:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starzangelus.livejournal.com
* Lucius is 41!

That totally surprised me. I guess I thought the cruel, aristocratic figures of HP had their kids at that age... not in their twenties. O_o There goes my theory of "the younger you are when you have children in HP, the more caring and sacrificial you are for them"... damn...

* The Prophet helpfully lists Dumbledore's "eccentric appointments" as being all about his giving jobs to people of different races. You'd almost think the guy gave the job to the person most qualified no matter what his/her background. Luckily we know that's not true.

God forbid that professor's get their appointment by talent and qualification and not have their daddy's pay their way onto the team. Oh wait, wrong book... O_o

* I'm sorry, but the idea that Umbridge would blink in surprise at Hermione saying she's read the whole book is a little too Mary-Sue-fantasy.

Maybe JKR thought we would forget how brilliant Hermione is because I know I did. :|

* Understand, of course, that this is all Voldemort doing that.

This sometimes makes me wonder if Harry is actually good at anything (but of course that's blasphemous). Does that mean that maybe Voldemort conquered himself all those times? Now I have a freaky image of a serious case of MPD... including Nagini, heck all the horcruxes. :)

Now that Harry's in CoMC his eyes are fixed on Malfoy, whose own eyes are fixed on Umbridge.

I have an insane love-triangle in my head now that I really wish wasn't there.

Date: 2008-02-01 07:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] merrymelody.livejournal.com
In the ongoing list of things the movie people apparently decided were too obnoxious to include, no. 5893406 is that there's no 'Slinkhard' book with it's pinko ideas about negotiation and non-violence and pussy shit - it's just a children's level book.

Date: 2008-02-02 08:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lachlanm.livejournal.com
sistermagpie: Clearly Hogwarts is the breeding ground for these people, yet nobody ever thinks that any changes need to be made there. Even with a headmaster who's literally presided over this stuff for decades--2 Voldemort wars, he can't think of anything to do but more of the same.



And not only that—he presided over the creation of Voldemort too. First he goes into an orphanage and meets an obviously mentally ill child. Then instead of trying to do something to help him, he lights his wardrobe on fire (which is at least as bad as anything Snape's done to his students) and promptly ignores him for seven years.

I could easily buy a Dumbledore who created the problem and deeply regrets it. That would have been a good plotline. But he doesn't regret it. In fact, he turns around and does the same thing to Harry, confining him in an abusive home and ignoring him. And he doesn't regret that either—he still thinks it was the only way to avoid making Harry spoiled.

I just can't help finding it bizarre that the series' main exemplar of a "compassionate" worldview is a creepy old man who thinks child abuse builds character. I've heard it said that HP lacks any sense of history within the Wizarding World (i. e., there've apparently been no social changes since Wizarding Seclusion), but Dumbledore is totally a living fossil from the 1800s. If he didn't need to oppose Filch's corporal punishments for plot reasons, I could absolutely see him walking around the school humming to himself and carrying a birch rod.

Date: 2008-02-02 08:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ellecain.livejournal.com
I think McGonagall shares Hermione's magical "dissing Umbridge" power, being the only two people who seem, almost arbitrarily, to unnerve her where others can't. Note they are both female and remember Maya's essay about that

Huh, where do I find this essay? Got links? If it's anyhow related to the fact that Hermione's becomes "OMG,a rebel!!" in the only book where Authority is incarnate in a woman, I wanna read it. Funny how she lost this rebellious power in the next book and it only came back to hit her in DH so she could be rude to Scrimgoeur...

Harry will teach her his mad dueling skillz, the two of them will defeat Voldemort and rule the world together!!

LOL, this reminded me so much of Locket!Hermione from DH. Why aren't there any Dark Lord (well, lady) Hermione fics out there? Out of the Trio she's the one who seems the most fiercely utilitarian out of the Trio.

Hermione's right and being censored because nobody can win an argument with a Mary Sue, ‘specially a fat girl.

Don't you mean fat, ugly girl? I still am surprised at how although Hermione's appearance is described in unflattering terms, her antagonists are made positively UGLY so she looks better in comparison. In DH, of course, she's so hot that strange men in London whistle at her; it's like every bad Ho-mione fic at the Pit! (I remember being gobsmacked at JKR's Fat Rant where she used "the Pansies of this world" to deplore skinny, pretty girls. Pansy was never described as anything but pug-faced and ugly.) So Hermione is alternately pretty or plain depending upon what JKR wants at the time...

Date: 2008-02-02 08:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] merrymelody.livejournal.com
http://mistful.livejournal.com/61583.html

I still love the Fat!Rant, almost as much as 'You're a woman, you'll know!' Especially the part where the Innocent Male can't understand why girls would judge each other's appearances, since as we all know, no men anywhere care about how women look. Although I'm also fond of JKR's insane defensiveness about how it's okay to be fat, rilly (I know, Jo, I got that from the tolerance shown in your books towards the overweight!) except she totally isn't, OMG!!1!! as if anyone cared.

Date: 2008-02-02 08:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] merrymelody.livejournal.com
Remember no teachers care about any pupils except for Harry, though. Although McGonagall's best at a 'weak' pretence, and obviously Gryffindor students inspire devotion with more ease than the other houses.

Date: 2008-02-02 08:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ellecain.livejournal.com
Cool, thanks! *off to read*

Yeah, the part about how men couldn't possibly care about how women look was hilarious! Good Lord, if I had a nickel for every guy who told me Britney Spears had gotten fat after her VMA's appearance, I'd be as rich as JKR herself.

Date: 2008-02-02 08:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] merrymelody.livejournal.com
I'd switch bodies with Britney Spears at her fattest. I guess that makes me a behemoth who's wider than they are tall and shakes the floor when I move in JKR terms!

Oh, yeah, and didn't Random Bitchy Girl just insult Innocent Totally Unfat Girl because she was jealous over a guy, anyway? As a woman, I know the only reason to form bonds or a dislike for another woman is over a guy.

Date: 2008-02-02 11:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] go-back-chief.livejournal.com
Especially since even Arthur Weasley in her books says "you shouldn't go by looks alone". But you should totally go by looks, just make sure they're perfect in every other way, too!

Date: 2008-02-02 11:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] go-back-chief.livejournal.com
I'm surprised Snape didn't give Ron and Hermione both F's--err, that is, T's—because he could easily tell she wrote his for him. Hermione doesn't seem like she'd be able to dumb down her work to make it sound like the person she's doing it for.

I'm not sure she did though, since she gets a "A" and Ron only gets a "P". This must have been the one time in canon where Ron actually did better than Harry, I wonder if that's why I hang onto a stupid vain hope that he wouldn't be second-best in absolutely everything?

Date: 2008-02-02 11:54 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Dumbledore isn't the kind of fictional headmaster who's simply earned the love of all the students by running a school they love and being really fair, here. The school really is his political base.

On a tangent: I think because Harry has his TBWL pipeline to the headmaster, people don’t realize just how remote Dumbledore is from the rest of the school. The average student's relationship with him seems as close as that of a random HP fan with Michael Gambon. Those who've spoken to him once are the lucky few. But in the Harry filter, the whole school trembles without his reassuring presence.

* Since I refuse to believe Snape is physically capable of giving dunces high marks just because they are Slytherin (as per HBP he's making Crabbe and Goyle do classes again to pass DADA), I assume Draco passed when he whispers about some people getting Ds.

ITA. That Draco is better than Harry on his own merits seems obvious. In fanfic Harry often turns out a decent Potions maker once he gets away from mean old Snape, but I think it’s the other way round. Harry’s so lazy and inattentive, he’d fail the class completely if Snape wasn’t standing over him with a whip.

* I can see why Flitwick had no trouble with Umbridge while Trelawney got furious. He's actually teaching a class; she's doing a Vegas lounge act.

So Umbridge is exposing the incompetent teachers and approving the good ones. Man, it just makes me want to reach right into the book and strangle her evil, racist ass.

* Malfoy IDs himself as the kid what got injured and Harry helpfully offers that this was only because he was too stupid to do what Hagrid told him to do--damn that Malfoy for letting Hagrid down!

Love how the fact that Malfoy wasn’t paying attention cancels out all Hagrid’s errors of judgment, such as putting his students in lethal danger in the first place.

-L

Date: 2008-02-02 12:01 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I could easily buy a Dumbledore who created the problem and deeply regrets it. That would have been a good plotline. But he doesn't regret it.

Ah, but doing nothing is always a virtue in the Potterverse. An authority figure must never actually exercise his authority. Interfering with Tom’s free choice to become an evil overlord, or with the other teachers’ choice to be duped by him, would have been a bad thing. Honest.

This is particularly distasteful because JKR wants her bad guys to be very obvious, and Dumbledore to be extremely perceptive as well as extremely good. Tom could have been a charming lad who made DD just a tiny bit suspicious. But no, DD’s Villain-O-Meter has to go through the roof when they meet. He’s fully aware of the serious problem he intends to do nothing about.

-L

Date: 2008-02-02 02:23 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I love the point about the spells coming from Hermione--or occasionally people like Snape or whatever in the dueling club (Expelliarimus is done there, for instance.)

Well, IIRC Ron and Hermione also picked Expelliarmus at the same time as Harry and most of the others in the DA knew it too. Crouch Jr. did have them practice dueling for a whole year, after all. They learned to "block" there also, whatever it might be.

Anyway, it doesn't help that there is neither rhyme no reason to magical fighting. For the most part, it is not clear why one would use anything beyond Stunning, Body-Bind and Shield. I mean, why bother with anything else? Those are obviously the most effective. Now, in the 1st book when the wand movements were still intricate and essential for successful spell-casting, one could imagine something akin to fencing where one's next move would be determined by the position of one's wand and by the casting time of various spells.
But JKR seemed to have an irrational fear of anything resembling tactics or skill affecting the action, so in the later books it is suddenly enough to just point the wand to cast. Harry is all about TEH HEART, after all, and so shouldn't have to work or think for his triumphs.

As to DD nurturing the DE movement, Voldy himself may have been a honest mistake, though he was clearly a psychopath from the get-go. But given his own history, DD may have felt that he owed the boy a benefit of doubt. But recruitment of all those younger DEs while they were under his authority was squarely Dumbledore's responsibility. In fact, it almost seems like he went out of his way to make it easy for Voldy and Co.

Date: 2008-02-02 02:54 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
We could play "following the bouncing ball of anger" or "Anger Pinball" throughout the book as it jumps from one target to another.

He-he, I actually find the angry Harry of OoTP to be the most realistic. Frankly, he has good reasons to be angry and his relative equanimity in the previous books seemed rather unbelievable to me. Morever, alternating derision and adulation, neglect and favoritism that he was subject to during his Hogwarts career, was almost calculated to produce an arrogant, stroppy emo brat of OoTP. Not that Harry hasn't been arrogant and stroppy in the previous books, but annoyingly neither author nor the characters seemed to notice it.

She's already done some thinking about how jinxing is necessary, and apparently it was after that class--the one where her actions started the tension that led to the detention where Harry hurt the hand she's caring for--that she just happened to start thinking about starting her own army seeing if other kids want to get together and study DADA.

Why should Hermione be responsible for Harry's idiotic actions? If she can argue with Umbridge and get away with it, but Harry just has to barge in and land himself in detention, that's his own fault.
And while I wholly agree that it _would_ have been vital for them to learn some ethics, they do need practical DADA training too, what with non-existing security at Hogwarts and in WW in general and all manner of monsters trying to jump them with depressing regularity. Recognizing this hardly makes Hermione into an aspiring dictator.
Anyway, it is one of the very few intelligent long-term commitments that the trio undertook throughout the series and the pinnacle of their collective planning ability. It goes downhill from there in the next installments. Sadly.



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