Deathly Hallows, chapter 12

[anehan]

Magic is Might

* Yeah, yeah, the Death Eaters are observing 12 Grimmauld Place. Why don't you cut straight to the story, Rowling?

* I've got to say that it's stupid of the Death Eaters to expect anyone to appear there, not when they are so obvious about keeping an eye on it.

* The kitchen is now polished to perfection, all thanks to the mysteriously changed Kreacher. Even Kreacher's ordering Harry about isn't enough to make me reconciled to this new state of things.

* Well, Snape can't be a worse headmaster than the previous one.

* IIRC, this is the second time that "Merlin" is used as an expletive in this book, this time by Hermione.

* The other teachers won't accept Snape as a headmaster? Oh, come on, Ron, that's naïve even for you. The slightest reflection should make it clear that they have no choice.

* "The quality of Kreacher's cooking had improved dramatically since he had been given Regulus's locket." Nonononono! *whimpers*

* Exposition alert! An infodump about new Ministry policies. Stupid policies, if you ask me; there only so that the Trio can put their plan into action.

* Hermione is worried that the plan will go wrong, because so much relies on chance. Get used to it, Hermione, since that's what you'll be relying for the rest of the book.

* It's so very Harry to have a plan that's likely to go horribly wrong, only to be rescued by luck.

* Am I the only one who thinks that real reason for Ron's reluctance to have Hermione with them is misplaced chivalry?

* Master, Master, Master. Shut up, Kreacher!

* Harry's scar hurts again. It just doesn't make sense that Voldemort suddenly stopped using Occlumency after using it for the previous book. IMO it's there only so that we can get periodical updates about what he is doing. Oh dear, consistency.

* Hermione knows very well that Harry doesn't know how to use Occlumency, so what use is it telling him he shouldn't let Voldemort into his mind?

* Harry gets angry when Hermione suggests that the reason he never really tried to learn Occlumency is because he likes to have this special connection to Voldemort. Oh, I don't know, Harry, I think what she says has some merit.

* It's rather rich of Harry to tell Hermione to forget Dumbledore when he's himself been all about doing what Dumbledore wanted him to do.

* And off we go to the Ministry, armed with a plan with very little chance of succeeding.

* Frankly, the reason why they gave Mr Magical Maintenance Puking Pastilles instead of stunning him makes no sense. The Stunned bodies would be in the empty; they wouldn't be attracting anyone's attention.

* Stupid of them to have Harry impersonate someone who they know nothing about.

* The official entrance to the Ministry is quite stupid. I'm getting bored of these supposedly quirky habits the Wizarding World has, such as this and the moving staircases at Hogwarts. I'm sure they're meant to be funny, but they only make wizards look incredibly stupid.

* The Death Eaters have no subtlety. Magic is Might, indeed.

* Yaxley's face is brutish, and he's dressed opulently. No doubt his Polyjuice Potion would be mud-coloured. After all, blood will tell.

* A very short recap this time, for which I apologise. The chapter was boring as hell. We're only a third way in, and already I am heartily sick of this book.




Atomic Grenade:
Puking Pastilles. Guaranteed instant hurling.

Designated Hero:
Master, Master, Master, Master. Our Hero is so noble that lower life-forms can't help but worship him.

Informed Attributes:
The Trio's plan will word. Really.

Final score: 3.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

She seems to employ a continual and spontaneous creative process, without recall or continuity or editing.

Personally, this is something I blame Fandom for. Not Potter Fandom specifically, but "fandom" in its most general and widest sense. Fandom has, I think, always tended to treat its many alternate worlds as having some kind of external reality which exists beyond the text. That's why people bothered to work out how Warp Drives "really" worked, it's why they try to explain why Qui Gon wasn't amongst the Force Ghosts in Return of the Jedi.

A lot of people are quite explicit about this, they view - say - the Star Wars films as little more than a source of documentary evidence about the events surrounding a particular period in the history of the galaxy Far Far Away. To these people the fact that we don't *see* something happen in the text is not important, the text is just a glimpse into that reality, and a flawed one at that, since it's constructed in the real world with actors portraying the main characters.

Once you go down that route, whatever Rowling wants to say about Harry and Ginny becomes the truth, because the characters "exist" in her head, and the books are just a document which records a version of the events that took place in the Wizarding World between 1992 and 1997.

- Dan Hemmens

[the-bitter-word.livejournal.com]

Fandom has, I think, always tended to treat its many alternate worlds as having some kind of external reality which exists beyond the text.

I suppose this is an impulse as old as humans' ability to recreate the world in abstract symbols and then rely on others to interpret them. The Bible is one example of a work upon which whole communities have been built, a work that fits many needs and is continually reconstructed according to social mores and the desires of its revisers, or our external world made to fit its supposed teachings (intelligent design). The creative impulse and urge to communicate have persisted, accelerated with technology as an enabler. I'm fine with that, for the most part. I'm not sure why science fiction and fantasy have such a hold on people's imaginations, though.

I became hooked on HP when I thought it went beyond an escapist fairytale to an intelligent look at modern society. I was sure wrong about that! It seems the author, as far as she knew what she was doing, had a completely different view of her characters and story than many who read her books. Failing to relate her viewpoint in the books, she now tells us what it is and insists her view is true. And yet, it seems her viewpoint is not well thought-out and changes interview-to-interview (check her progression of answers (http://asylums.insanejournal.com/snapedom/157876.html?thread=738996#t738996) on whether Snape is a hero, for example). I doubt her dictionary, if ever completed, will make the murky world of HP any clearer. Her use of language and ability to relate ideas are just too imprecise. Moreover, she probably still likes to play games with her readers.