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Common Welsh Green
As opposed to a Rare Welsh Green?
This dragon, which Fleur fought in GOF, is the cutest of all dragons, much like the Opaleye above, since it prefers to eat sheep and actively avoids humans unless provoked. Kinda like most real-life carnivores, no? Oh, and it even has a pretty roar. Clearly this dragon is only fit to be tortured by women that aren’t perfect Hermione or Ginny.
The entry also references an incident described in the introduction to the book, where one of these dragons landed on a beach where Muggles were hanging out. Naturally, a Wizarding family (somehow) managed to get the situation under control- largely by mind-raping all the Muggles in the area (it’s unknown what happened to the dragon).
This may be the most stereotypical dragon of the bunch, at least where Western dragons are concerned. The Welsh flag does in fact feature a dragon, but a red one (I remember I used to have a plush Welsh dragon, but I lost it somewhere, or gave it away- I can’t remember).
Common Welsh Green
As opposed to a Rare Welsh Green?
This dragon, which Fleur fought in GOF, is the cutest of all dragons, much like the Opaleye above, since it prefers to eat sheep and actively avoids humans unless provoked. Kinda like most real-life carnivores, no? Oh, and it even has a pretty roar. Clearly this dragon is only fit to be tortured by women that aren’t perfect Hermione or Ginny.
The entry also references an incident described in the introduction to the book, where one of these dragons landed on a beach where Muggles were hanging out. Naturally, a Wizarding family (somehow) managed to get the situation under control- largely by mind-raping all the Muggles in the area (it’s unknown what happened to the dragon).
This may be the most stereotypical dragon of the bunch, at least where Western dragons are concerned. The Welsh flag does in fact feature a dragon, but a red one (I remember I used to have a plush Welsh dragon, but I lost it somewhere, or gave it away- I can’t remember).
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Date: 2011-08-14 07:48 pm (UTC)It was clearly a dragon breed which finds being remembered (by lowly non-magic wielders to boot!) an offensive and aggressive action, warranting an attack. Thus the brave obliviators heroically prevented the dragon from attacking humans by mind-raping said people en mass, for their own good. Even if it were only second class humans.... Or perhaps, THAT they bothered at all for muggles led to the order 1st class, because it so seldom happens. I bet it was a proud Gryffindor-family in JKR's mind who accomplished the feat.
But honestly, that "fatalities were..."-sentence really makes absolutely no sense.