TV Tropes fanbrats on Bellatrix: A Parody of a Rant

[sweettalkeress.livejournal.com]

So… as I believe I have lovingly demonstrated, occasionally I’ll come across something on TV Tropes pertaining to Harry Potter that makes me want to kick babies. Case in point: I was reading reviews of a My Little Pony dark fic entitled “Cupcakes” when there was one author who threw in a casual mention about how Bellatrix was ultimate evil, and not worthy of any sort of Freudian excuse. So, to ease my troubled mind, I made this parody of their opinion of Bellatrix (for example). The rant below is technically taken from a series of rants by a fanfic author about characters who figure in her stories, but I’ve adapted it for my own purposes:
 
I truly hate this woman because...well, there's absolutely, positively nothing to like about her! She has no redeeming qualities, whatsoever!
First off, she tortures [Hermione]! Need I say more?! How can any [HP] fan like this psychopathic bitch or think she's just misunderstood?! There's nothing TO understand about her -- she's just an evil lunatic! \_/
There's absolutely NOTHING that can possibly be said to defend [Bitchytrix’s]* rotten behavior or explain why she's so detestable! I know a lot of people theorize that she was abused as a child or that somebody who was really close to her died and she just doesn't know how to express herself, but you know what? Those theories are pure speculation! There's NO evidence to back them up, which technically renders them invalid! (At least [Dudley], [James], and the like have actual proof, no matter how subtle or obscure, so that a case can be made in their favor, but with [Bellatrix] it's all "maybes" and "what ifs," and that just doesn't fly!) Besides, even if [Bellatrix] really is from an abusive family or if somebody close to her died, it DOESN'T excuse her from being so mean to [Harry, Ron, and Hermione]! Uh, [Harry] came from an abusive family, [his parents] died when [he] was a little [boy], and [he] was abandoned and tortured by [Muggles] for most of his life, but do you see [HIM] out [killing] and torturing people?! I don't think so – [Harry is] the sweetest, most loving character [in the book], despite all of the hardships [he’s] been through! This chick has serious problems! O_o
So once again, nuff said. [Bellatrix] isn't misunderstood at all -- some people are just evil, and she's one of them. She's a self-centered, psychotic bitch. Period. Paragraph. End of story.
Okay, I'm pretty much done playing lawyer for now. So to recap, [Harry, Ron, Hermione, and James Potter] = good. [Voldemort, Snape, and Bellatrix] = bad.
 
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Comments

[karentheunicorn.livejournal.com]

No, NOooooo. Don't venture into the realm of My Little Pony.

I'm a MLP collector so I know what kinda evil awaits you there.

And as a MLP collector I disagree with Snape being put into Voldemort and Bellatrix grouping of bad. And James Potter is a dickhead, I question the term 'good' being used in reference to James Potter. His character is at best a sperm donor.

[oneandthetruth.livejournal.com]

You have My Little Pony figures? You should do a Lego Snape/MLP crossover fanfic. That would be amazing!

[karentheunicorn.livejournal.com]

MLP, yes, I have ponies....lots of ponies. In fact I have considered adding ponies to Lego Snape (Yay you get a spoiler) But Yes, lets just say if Severus wanted, he would have his own massive army of multicolored ponies. Voldemort would have nothing on Severus if Severus could get the ponies on his side. Oh course G1 ponies are a lot bigger than Lego minifigs. I'd probably be better off using the new line of ponies from the Friendship is Magic series but I haven't even gotten around to opening those guys up yet. There is the hard plastic set that would probably work well but G4 hasn't been in production long so Severus would lack for a suitable army (heeh)

Here is a link to an old photo of my collection. It's actually grown since this photo was taken, that said there is well over 900 ponies when this was taken.


One day I will do another Lego Snape episode but over the course of the last couple years I've had a lot of things going on. I build a craftroom that isn't totally finished yet so all my legos have been moved. In the process of moving Lego Hogwarts had an accident (LOL) really it was mostly Dumbledore's office that got kinda destroyed. Muwhaha (okay so it wasn't on purpose but it is kinda funny) Either way most of my lego's are kinda packed up in plastic crates.

[charlottehywd.livejournal.com]

Wow... that is impressive.

[sweettalkeress.livejournal.com]

But the ponies are just so cuuuuuuute!!!

That's kinda the point of my rant, though. This is what the Harry Potter fanbrats think, regardless of how much sense it makes in light of the text:P

[karentheunicorn.livejournal.com]

Yea, I got what you were saying. Sorta like some people wear rose colored glasses in terms of the good guys and no matter what you say or even what you can show in black and white they are still going to think/believe what they want.

I do agree that ponies are cute ;) Nobody can withstand the power of MLP!

I've actually been a collector since 1983.