PS Chapter Eight

[sassafras-root.livejournal.com]

*Yay, it’s the chapter where Snape appears. Ahem. Sorry.

*Harry doesn’t appreciate everyone staring at him. He hates his fame and is just a poor little underdog. As if he wouldn’t be annoyed if people found other things to discuss then his love life.

*Maybe I just don’t appreciate the whimsical wonder of the wizarding world, but I think that finding your classes in a large castle is hard enough without the moving staircases and walls pretending to be doors. Sometimes the magic that’s supposed to be fun (like moving pictures-how does one do photography as an art if the damn things always moving?) but it just seems unnecessary. Or maybe my soul is just to mundane to appreciate it.

*Another plus for Muggle school, no poltergeist throwing crap at you when you’re already late. It’s just training for later life!

*I love how Professor Sprout is a “dumpy” little witch (of course she’s head of Hufflepuff, they're all losers! *eyeroll*) but Vernon calling Molly Weasley that is a sing of what a jerk he is.

*Hah, I love Harry thinking that McGonagall doesn’t favor Gryffindor just because she gave them a lot of homework. Snape would never do that to his Slytherins, he clearly tucks them in every night!

*Of course McGonagall doesn’t favor the Gryffindors, she’s so fair and unbiased, always! Didn’t she go easy on the homework in OotP so that the Quidditch Cup would stay in her office?

*Why do the owls have to deliver the letters at breakfast? JKR neglects to mention that owls leave behind more than letters. Oh dear, biology.

*The Potions lesson was the worse thing that happened to Harry so far, poor woobie. *tear*

*Snape’s a mean teacher, based off of one JKR had. Such sweet revenge on him, right, inspiring a character who would become very popular.

*Zomg, Draco, Crabbe and Goyle are snickering at Harry! Bastards. Harry would never laugh at another person’s expense!

*Okay, I’m going to be a huge dork here and say that I like Snape’s speech. He’s such a Potions nerd.

*Ugh, Hermione’s so annoying here. Sucks not knowing the answer and being put on the spot, he doesn’t need Hermione stretching her hand to the ceiling here. Though she’s even worse in HBP, answering every damn question in Potions class.

*Harry’s so witty here, isn’t he? Glad to see his sharp retorts haven’t changed.

*I can’t read the asphodel/wormwood part now without thinking of the Snape/Lily theories centered around it. Argh, SS/LE! *shudders violently*

*Snape likes Draco, therefore he must be even more of a jerk! They probably make plans on how to make Harry’s life miserable. I’m sure Snape’s only complimenting Draco in order to keep his cover, though. People Harry doesn’t like can’t possibly be better at stuff than he is!

*Harry and Ron are pretending to enjoy Hagrid’s cooking. They’d better get used to it, they’re going to be pretending for a long time in order no to hurt poor Hagrid’s fragile feelings.

*Can’t say I blame Mrs. Norris for following Hagrid around the castle.

*Hagrid’s such a bad liar. It’s just a sign of his big-hearted, loving nature! Good Occlumens like Snape and Draco are ebil-everyone should wear their hearts on their sleeves!

*Such burning questions at the end of the chapter1 It’s like a soap opera-what does Hagrid know? Stay tuned, folks. I know everyone’s on the edge of their seat here after such riveting information-Snape doesn’t like Harry, omg!1

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[kaskait.livejournal.com]

Why do the owls have to deliver the letters at breakfast? JKR neglects to mention that owls leave behind more than letters. Oh dear, biology.

That is why Hagrid is in the castle. One of his broken wand-pink umbrella speshul animal enchantment spells that he sprinkles like fairy dust around Hogwarts. He stops the owls for taking care of business in the wonderful food prepared by virtual slaves. Good man, Hagrid. Good man. If he isn't doing that, then he must be searching the halls for more ginormous spiders.

Ugh, Hermione’s so annoying here. Sucks not knowing the answer and being put on the spot, he doesn’t need Hermione stretching her hand to the ceiling here. Though she’s even worse in HBP, answering every damn question in Potions class.

She is so clueless on how to reallllly suck up to the right people. But then again, she got Harry on the hook. So she didn't do that bad afterall. All that puckering up to his derriere must be tiring.

Harry’s so witty here, isn’t he? Glad to see his sharp retorts haven’t changed.

Hey don't diss Hermione on her job before she was hired! Gee, now that she has GinnyJoSue on her schedule, she is going to have to laugh at a lot of..uhm...equally bad jokes.

Snape’s a mean teacher, based off of one JKR had. Such sweet revenge on him, right, inspiring a character who would become very popular.

Oh don't stop the fantasy. It brought a tear of lol to my eye. Just imagining, little Rowling being harangued by Snape and her little 12 year old self swearing that she will write an EXPOSE all about him. That will show him!!!!!111111!!!! I'm also imagining her wearing really large, black glasses and a scar crayoned onto her forehead. I bet she told everyone she was attacked! By an evil ferret and barely survived.

Such burning questions at the end of the chapter1 It’s like a soap opera-what does Hagrid know? Stay tuned, folks. I know everyone’s on the edge of their seat here after such riveting information-Snape doesn’t like Harry, omg!1

Awww, Hagrid was only embarrassed because Snape has to be justified in all teh hate. Why else would Hagrid be able to keep that WHOPPER of a secret all these years?

[ellecain.livejournal.com]

now that she has GinnyJoSue on her schedule, she is going to have to laugh at a lot of..uhm...equally bad jokes.

Ahahaha..."GinnyJoSue" is about right!

Just imagining, little Rowling being harangued by Snape and her little 12 year old self swearing that she will write an EXPOSE all about him.

Oh, don't forget the dialogue: "I'm going to college and if I write a children's book, so much the worse for him, so much the better for me!"

[artystone.livejournal.com]

This always cracks me up too, especially that old interview in which she says something like, "ZOMG EW! Who would want to marry SNAPE??!!111!1?" It reminds me of little kids who can't imagine their teachers don't actually live at school (OMG! Hogwarts teachers do live at Jo's madeup school! Well SNAP!) or have spouses or kids. Like when my son was four and thought his teacher lived in the storage hut behind the preschool.

[kaskait.livejournal.com]

she says something like, "ZOMG EW! Who would want to marry SNAPE??!!111!1?"

Nah, she was contemplating plans on finding out where the real Snape is and arriving to rub her brilliance in his face. Then he would swoon into her arms and submit to her...whatever.

I bet she wrote thousands of Triple X Snape/HarryJo fanfics about it under an anon user name. Heeeheheheheheehe

[galaxianomiko.livejournal.com]

Like when my son was four and thought his teacher lived in the storage hut behind the preschool.

Your son's teacher was Hagrid?? ;)

[artystone.livejournal.com]

O_o

[kaskait.livejournal.com]

Oh, don't forget the dialogue: "I'm going to college and if I write a children's book, so much the worse for him, so much the better for me!"

Win!