POA: Chapter Three

[kaskait.livejournal.com]

The Knight Bus

*Harry is at large on the streets of Magnolia Crescent and there is anger burning in his heart. But don't worry the love is there too. Its mixing with the anger to create something really good and is sure to save the world.

*Oh no, Harry's stranded in a muggle world. As if the wizarding world is any safer.

*Damn, Harry is now a fugitive and expelled from Hogwarts! He violated the underage magic rule.

*There is a lack of notices from the MOM. I'm thinking this was still during the years that Fudge was still Dumpeydore's water boy.

*Well, now that he is a magical JD, an underage runaway BUT with a vault of gold, why not just use MORE magic? To hell with it all, right Harry? I'm sure the MOM can't pin down you're whereabouts at all. Too bad you aren't as smart as Riddle. I'm sure HE knew all the places he could practice magic without getting expelled. In fact, I'm sure most of Hogwarts (who aren't friends with the trio) know where they can practice magic without being expelled.

*You know, I'm thinking that this restriction is really just to handicap powerful muggle kids.

*Harry feels as if he is being watched. He turns to see a large dog and promptly falls down in surprise.

*The knight bus arrives just in time to prolong the mystery. Damn you Shunpike.

*Shunpike jumps out of the bus to deliver his speech. He is dressed in a purple outfit and his ears are really large and his skin is pimply. I suppose that was why he didn't get a job at the MOM. He was too ugly. We can't have ugly people running around the Ministry. Nope.

*Of course Shunpike has a thick, low class accent. Which is why he is working for a bus company. Don't you just love these books? We always know who is the upper crust from the low because Harry and pals have an RP dialect. Even Ron who should really be speaking with a lower class accent. But then again, his family were most assuredly former Kings of England fallen on low times. Nothing really, really bad can happen to the heroes. The Weaselys may be poor but their blood is the PUREST OF ALL!

*Harry tells Shunpike that he is Neville Longbottom. This is the only time Harry ever thinks of Longbottom away from school. Neville can always be good for an alibi.

*Harry asks Shunpike why muggles can't see the bus. Isn't it great that Harry buys into the prejudice of this world? It is a wonderful example of how loving and giving he really is.

*Shunpike is here only to give information about Black. He is a veritable scholar on Black crimes. He also very generously gives us information on Azkaban.

*Fudge is waiting at the Leaky Cauldron for Harry. Poor Shunpike he fawns all over Fudge. I guess he is still hoping for a better job. Clear up that acne, shrink your ears and learn better pronunciation Shunpike.

*A Harry Potter series bon mot: People who don't speak well deserve the low class jobs they get.

*Another bon mot: If you aren't connected by blood or friendship to someone better, you deserve the low class job you have.

*Fudge laughs off Harry's magical mistake. He states that Aunt Marge has been obliviated and the Dursleys will take him back.

*I shudder to think of what the aurors did to the Dursleys to convince them to take back Harry.

*Harry asks Fudge if he could give him permission to go to Hogsmeade.

*I love how Harry completely forgets all the trouble he has caused and immediately just thinks about his own silly problems. Harry needs to go to Hogsmeade, dammit!

*Fudge refuses to give permission. Damn Fudge, the aurors couldn't get a signed permission note from the Dursleys while they were messing with the Dursleys memories? This is HARRY POTTER you know. He just can't be treated like any old normal person.

*Harry is shown to his room and Hedwig is waiting for him.

*I guess staying with the Weaselys was too much for even Hedwig to handle. She would have rather taken shelter with the homeless Harry. Darn, that is saying quite a bit about the Weaselys.

*Harry then sleeps the sleep of the pure and blameless at the Leaky Cauldron inn.

Comments

[q-spade.livejournal.com]

Do you have a point to make? Because so far your commentary w/r/t this chapter of POA isn't making much sense, and while humor tends to be subjective even at the best of times, you seem to be laughing harder at your own "jokes" than anyone else.

Which is all well and good in your own journal, but this is a community. Where people communicate, interact and discuss each chapter of a given book as it comes up. kaskait has done a very good job of politely responding to you, and deserves better than a lame reference to Harry and Draco having sex.

[woman-ironing.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I misunderstood. I thought the community was making fun of the books, not being serious.

[artystone.livejournal.com]

I thought the community was making fun of the books

No, that would be hp_spork.

[woman-ironing.livejournal.com]

What is 'deathtocapslock' doing, then? - because it does seem quite funny. Or is it just a bunch of friends hanging out?

[kaskait.livejournal.com]

Nah. Its a group to find the gaps in logic, plot holes and other weirdness in the books without dealing with "JKR is perfect!" arguments.

Such as just discussed, why Stan has a noticeable accent but noone else does. With the exception of Hagrid. Who guess what? He fills a working class job as well. Or did until Dumbles decided to make him a teacher.

Maybe Hagrid got him drunk that night.

[artystone.livejournal.com]

As kaskait has beat me to it, I'll just add on that it's not for "making fun" of the books, it's for discussing canon without the lock-step mentality of 99.9% of the fandom.

The books do contain plot holes, lapses in logic and more. The actions of the principals do tend to counteract every comment JKR has ever made in public about their motives and character.

Yes, we have fun too.

[merrymelody.livejournal.com]

Not exactly, as kaskait and kaskait so ably explain, but your making fun seems so far limited to the posters and recaps here rather than the series, anyway.

Here is a post that explains the background a little (might help if I linked it from the userinfo at some point... *slaps own wrist*)
http://community.livejournal.com/deathtocapslock/20058.html#cutid1
It also contains links to the many 'sporking' communities over livejournal.