HBP Chapter 7 (cont)

[pacoman.livejournal.com]

I had updated my original post back on Sunday, but LJ didn't recognize it. So here's the second (and most important) half, coming a bit late:


- Meet Romilda Vane. Her name can be construed as an anagram for either "A Random Evil" or "I'm A Dan Lover". She's what I like to call a Mary Satire (or Parody Sue): you know you've seen characters like her in many a fic, so an author places them in a reality where they don't have the odds stacked in their favor. Unfortunately, Romilda isn't randomly attacked by large animals, and so isn't as entertaning a Mary Satire as Nanami Kiryuu from Utena.

- Romilda's introductory scene was intended by Rowling to show how much Harry had grown since his dark, year-long night of the soul, now considering Neville and Luna as his friends and not feeling ashamed of them. Never mind that last year, his first crush had caught him at the business end of Neville's phallic plant, while now some girl he had never seen before was distracting him from ogling that part of Neville's anatomy that gives meaning to his surname.

- And now, of course, comes the part we've been dreading since Rowling mentioned it on her homepage. No, Ginny doesn't appear, backed by an Elven chorus, to make out with Harry on the train seats. I mean the part where he wonders if Alice would have given her life for Neville as Lily did for him. Now granted, maybe JKR meant that, since Lily was an ace at charms, it was a combination of Motherly Love and Charms Proficiency that summoned the ancient magic, and so Alice wouldn't have been able to cut it with Motherly Love alone. Of course, had Voldemort simply killed Lily without giving her a chance to stand aside, no Pure Love would have protected Harry, so maybe Harry means that V only spares hot redheads.

- Hee, Draco gave Ron the finger. Or the two-fingered British salute, whichever is more appropriate.

- Neville timidly wonders what the new teacher would want with him. Harry feigns ignorance, fully aware that Slughorn wants to sample the Longbottom Family Derriere.

- Cho makes a cameo to reminds us that Harry can fancy women too. She backs away from him, though, because she's still convinced that he's a self-centered, self-entitled little psycho ashamed that she's not dating the One Who Will Bring Balance to the Force.

- Marietta is there too, still not recovered from Hermione's Counter-Hex of Spite. "Good", thinks Harry, as he enters the adyacent cabin full of first years and slaughters them all. They would have ended up in Slytherin, anyway.

- Taking a quick look at the other students in Slughorn's train cabin, Harry sees that Sluggy has already collected the Requisite Gryffindor A-hole, the Soon-to-be Discarded Fool, the Controversial Minor Character and the Second Coming of Lily.

- Seriously, I don't get the huge deal about the Zabini wank. Blaise has a femme fatale for a mother, is friendly in his way with Draco and seems relatively uninvolved with the Death Eaters. Admittedly, my planned Future!HP fic was going to feature Blaise's son, so I naturally like what I'm seeing, but really, who cares if he's black and not albino?

- Why is Ginny here? Because Slughorn saw her cast the Bat Bogey hex. Why was she casting the Bat Bogey No-Show? Because Zacharias Smith was asking too many questions about what happened at the DoM.

...

Why won't anyone hex her for asking too much/getting too involved/making stupid names/breathing loudly? Oh, because she's the Designate Heroine? All right, then.

- Blaise scoffs at the whole Chosen One nonsense; after all, anyone with enough training and knowledge of the occult can take on the Forces of Darkness. He's also not too impressed with the Bat Bogey No-Show, as well he shouldn't.

- Watching Blaise walk back to his compartment, Harry gets the wonderful awful idea of engaging in some Tactical Espionage Action so he can get his Hogwarts Express trip-required dose of Draco (no visit to Harry's cabin? What is it, his breath?). Unfortunately, he takes his Invisibility Cloak with him and not a cleverly inconspicuous cardboard box, thus ensuring his eventual capture.

- Embarrassing confession time: when I first read the book, I thought "trainers" meant underwear and not tennis shoes. This led to a line near the end of the chapter seeming a bit more suggestive. Anyway, Draco goes "?" at the sudden flashing of tighty-whiteys, but lets it go for now.

- Goyle/Zabini OTP? Or is Blaise trying to break Crabbe and Goyle's one true love?

- The debate of the book: which comic is Crabbe reading? mike_smith believes that to be New Thunderbolts, but 1996 is a bit early even for Not-so-new Thunderbolts (oh Jo, maths). My guess, going by year, would be that Crabbe is reading the then-latest issue of Preacher, chuckling at Garth Ennis' portrayal of Americans and wishing he had the Word of God and actual lines so as to tell Harry to go fuck himself... and watch him do just that.

- Aww, Pansy is stroking Draco's hair. The "as though anyone would have loved to be in her place" part could be construed as projection in Harry's denial-filled mind, or literally saying that everyone in the room would love to have Draco in their lap. Feel the HoYay.

- At Draco's wondering of why Slughorn would invite Ginny, Pansy suggests that it might be because She So Pretty (GSPC: 2) and He So Pedo. Not that Draco would care how a Weasley looks, let alone a female Weasley (and the D/G shippers begin fanwanking). Blaise denies any interest, as he has standards, and Harry is all "Ginny Who?"

- Man, Draco can actually sound halfway impressive when he's not falling on the "My Father" crutch.

- Pansy was gazing down at Draco as though she had never seen anything so awe-inspiring.

And neither had Harry, apparently, as he doesn't notice Goyle standing from his seat. The gasp of pain makes Draco go "!", but as he's not a genetically-enhanced, VR-trained soldier, he chooses to give his quarry a false sense of security instead of sounding the alarm.

- Aww, Pansy wants to hold Draco's hand.

- Now Harry and Malfoy were alone in the compartment. People were filing past, descending onto the dark platform. Malfoy moved over to the compartment door and let down the blinds, so that people in the corridor beyond could not peer in. He then bent down over his trunk and opened it again.

The sexual tension is so thick, you could cut it with a chainsaw.

Needless to say, Harry stiffens in anticipation, wondering what Draco might pull out of his trunk. And then he literally stiffens, for what Draco pulls out is his wand... to paralyze him. What?

- For what it's worth, Draco would never have noticed Harry had he entered the compartment under the cleverly inconspicuous cardboard box. Never underestimate the importance of the cardboard box, young Potter; it has aided grizzled spies and girly wannabes alike on many a mission.

- "You didn't hear anything I care about, Potter. But while I've got you here..."

Here the American Edition exhorts you to turn the page. H/D slashers are therefore invited to imagine any number of things Draco does to a paralyzed Harry before stomping his nose.

- As Harry is left alone, paralyzed, with a broken and bloody nose, covered by his own Invisibility Cloak, he comes to the grim realization that karma is truly a bitch. And that somewhere, someone is laughing at his predicament.


Next week: Snape declares Bictoly!

Comments

Re: Slytherins + Vertigo = Love.

[go-back-chief.livejournal.com]

Well, she definitely has the skin for it...

Re: Slytherins + Vertigo = Love.

[guza.livejournal.com]

I also just found her on a list of famous redheads. And there's that quote where she talks about her fondness for freckled little girls, because she was one herself.

Do you think it's a bit... weird, knowing that she's a redhead and then thinking about H/G, L/J and Lily and Ginny in light of that?

People say all the time that Hermione is her Sue, but, I'm not so sure. :)

How I wish a had an appropriate redhead icon.

Re: Slytherins + Vertigo = Love.

[go-back-chief.livejournal.com]

I've always thought JKR seems rather fond of making fun of Hermione, and even criticise her to a certain extent, which is the one thing which protects her from being a Mary Sue. Niether Lily or Ginny have such a protection, so yeah, as a result I think they both are much more Suish. And yeah, it IS weird thinking about J/L and H/G in that light. Or actually, not so weird, because there's no doubt she really loves the characters and think they both make for perfect boyfriends (0.o), what with certain interview answers ("Did she really? You're a woman you know what I'm talking about.") Oh God, how this woman has the nerve to "worry" about girls taste in men, I'll never know...

I wish I had a Tom Cruise=Harry/Katie Holmes=Ginny-icon...

Re: Slytherins + Vertigo = Love.

[guza.livejournal.com]

Is that last bit a hint? lol :)

Re: Slytherins + Vertigo = Love.

[guza.livejournal.com]

*spreads hands generously*

I apologise for the crappy red hair manip and the even crappier glasses/scar manip.

I don't know what made you think of this, and I don't know whether you wanted any text or some sort of more obvious message to go with the picture, so I'll give you these now, and if you want me to add something, feel free to ask.

I felt bad doing this because I like Katie. :(

I also tried to add a sparkly shine to Katie/Ginny's teeth, but it looked retarded.

Re: Slytherins + Vertigo = Love.

[guza.livejournal.com]

...yeah... red hair doesn't suit tanned people.

she looks like a boiled pink-grapefruit skin.

Re: Slytherins + Vertigo = Love.

[go-back-chief.livejournal.com]

It's weird that, isn't it, because we live in a society where we're told tanned people always are prettier, but no, it really doesn't suit red-heads. It was so typical, because the one time I actually managed to get tan since I was a small child (my complexion is almost as sensistive as a red-head's), just so happened to be the same summer as I went and dyed my hair red. And I have this truly awful picture that really does prove the two don't go together.

*squees*

[go-back-chief.livejournal.com]

Oh wow, Igot no email notification on these for some reason, so I just discovered them! They're totally AWESOME, I'm going to snack the second one, because the reference is more clear. :D The reason I was thinking about icons like these, was because Slinkhard (or was it paradox? I don't remember.) said something about Harry and Ginny being totally like Tom and Katie in their habit of totally famewhoring their romance at the same time as telling journalists to leave them alone, and so on. I thought that point could be made in an icon. :D

Re: *squees*

[merrymelody.livejournal.com]

Comment notification seems totally screwed up at the moment. *kicks lj*

Re: Slytherins + Vertigo = Love.

[sistermagpie.livejournal.com]

OT but, I've been reading this awesome book on mutants and there's a section on red hair--are they actually mutants? A mutation (as opposed to a polymorphism) is something that is rare and harmful. There are different ways to get red hair (lacking malenocyte makes you red-headed and fat--it also takes away the ability to know when you're full), but many red-heads have melenocyte but lack the receptors to use it. Malenocyte makes eumalanin make dark coloring in most people have--brown, black, etc. In red-heads instead you get phaeomalanin--you get that in red-headed people and also foxes, Irish setters and red-haired Highland cattle. There are at least thirty different versions of what you'd call the "red-headed gene," and many of them are in Ireland. They're much more common in Europe than elsewhere. Globally they are very rare.

So it really counts as a mutation, being so rare, unless there's some advantage to it. Unfortunately, besides many people finding it pretty (like JKR), it's actually pretty useless in terms of survival. Natural red-heads are very sensitive to the sun, as we know. So besides being pretty to look at, red hair isn't good for any particular thing. The essay concludes "MC1R in northern Europeans may simply be a gene that is decaying because it is no longer needed [due to the weaker sun making it okay not to have the kind of dark pigmentation needed in other places], rather as eyes decay in blind cave-fish." You'd think that lacking the ability to produce the darker colors of human skin would make you blond, but no.

Naturally, I couldn't but think of all the red-heads in HP reading this section, given the way that in that series red-hair seems like such a plus. Genetics in HP are so weird to begin with, with blood being so important except when it's not, I found myself thinking why wouldn't you attach magical importance to what amounts to a straightforward genetic mutation? One that, although very rare in the world, somehow is incredibly proiminent in this one?

I probably didn't explain this well as I can't always follow the specific genetic explanations, but the book is awesome.

Re: Slytherins + Vertigo = Love.

[go-back-chief.livejournal.com]

Heh, interesting. What might support the theory, is that it's usually not only the colour of the hair that make natural red-heads stick out, but they often (not always) have a particular type of looks to go with it.

But otoh, isn't blond an unusual hair colour too, if we look at the whole planet? As for blond not being sensitive to the sun, that depends. I've noticed there tends to be two types of blonds; those who are very sensitive to the sun (sort of like red-heads) and those who really tan a lot. It's true that the latter group appears to be more comon though, I always get frustrated at how many people seem to tan so well here; you'd think being Swedish, it wouldn't be so damn unusual to have little skin-pigmentation. (Of course, many Swedes are completely obsessed with getting a tan, so they make use of every hour of sun in the summer and spend their winters in solariums.)

Re: Slytherins + Vertigo = Love.

[sistermagpie.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm fairly blond and don't tan either. I hear ya!

Blondes may be a fairly small number compared to brunettes (you've got practically all of the Asian countries and African ones having black hair a dominant color, plus so many other countries where that's the dominant hair color), but they are not rare enough to make them a mutation. Skin color, especially, is really unique to humans in that it comes in so many colors. So you can get a blond person who burns easily, definitely. But red hair specifically requires a mutation while blond doesn't--that makes it a bit unique as far as hair colors go.

Of course, red hair has also often been associated with witches so it's not completely crazy to have them in HP.

Re: Slytherins + Vertigo = Love.

[go-back-chief.livejournal.com]

But is it proved that it takes a mutation for red hair?

Re: Slytherins + Vertigo = Love.

[sistermagpie.livejournal.com]

Yes (at least, that's what the book seemed to say). Hormones called melanotropins affect cells called malanocytes. When they bind to those cells they produce eumalanin, the pigment that gives us the dark shades we have. Children who have no melanotropins are red-haired (and fat). But most redheads don't lack the hormone, just the receptors on their cells to bind with the hormone. So instead they make phaeomalanin, that makes red pigment. But each redhead is unusual in his or her own way. There's at least thirty different versions of the melanocyte-stimulating hormone receptor, and many of those versions in different combinations produce different kinds of red hair (auburn, deep red, orange, strawberry blond.) Any single variation on this gene is so rare it's a mutation--though not all red heads have the same mutation. So they're not all the same--they don't all have the exact same skin, for instance, or the same shade of hair color. Ginny Weasley is a red head with brown eyes, so she must be producing eulamanin somewhere or else I don't think her eyes could be brown. She may just lack the receptors when it comes to the cells in her skin and hair. (I'm assuming Ginny isn't some kind of impossibility and that there are brown-eyed people with her hair and skin.)

At least that's what it says in the book that I'm reading--I am obviously no expert on genetics so can't really explain or defend what it says beyond what I read. It's not that all red-heads are the product of one mutation, but that having red hair means you are lacking the normal eumalanin that produces other hair colors (and I guess often lacking it in the skin as well, so you don't tan). I presumably lack a lot of the stuff in my skin as well, since I burn very easily, but I don't have much red in my hair that I can see (my sister's hair has more red in it, and it's a lot darker than mine.) Each single variation is rare enough to be a mutation, and since there doesn't seem to be a specific physical advantage to red hair (beyond it being pretty) the author suggests that that word fits more than polymorphism.

Re: Slytherins + Vertigo = Love.

[go-back-chief.livejournal.com]

Interesting. But you're only talking about people who have actual red hair, right, not those of us who may have a little red in our hair?

Re: Slytherins + Vertigo = Love.

[sistermagpie.livejournal.com]

I guess that's the way it works. He doesn't say anything about, say, red highlights, which a lot of brunettes have. He seems to really being talking about true redheads--definitely the Weasleys, given the way they're described.